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targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:27 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Well, the curlson lost his cellphone.
So he borrowed mine and lost that too.
[sigh]

thats a little funny after he lost his you gave him yours i bet your thinking right now

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:32 am

Oh, it gets better. he lost mine, then after retracing his steps found it, then lost it again...

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:58 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Oh, it gets better. he lost mine, then after retracing his steps found it, then lost it again...

ok ok... hold on...

....

.... wait

never mind this is the best story i have herd in a while

p.s sorry about your phone jonsey

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:35 am

**Eats a banana**

--Andy

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:36 am

My internet is screwed up at home, I just now got back online.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:53 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:My internet is screwed up at home, I just now got back online.

Phewfta, for a minute I thought the world was ending!

**Gives a banana to Muy**

--Andy

Lucarilover240 · Post by **Lucarilover240** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:24 pm

strike wolf wrote:We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

Other methods probably would have taken too long.

Lucarilover240 · Post by **Lucarilover240** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:26 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

no one said i didn't
Yeah yeah yeah. you're lucky my instincts weren't completely dulled if that bullet had hit me I would have been pretty pissed.

i am an expert assasin at with you forgeting your training with me you would have been dead if i was trying

It's a miracle. I actually have a general idea of what this post means.

Lucarilover240 · Post by **Lucarilover240** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:27 pm

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
2dimes wrote:Can you make my post count 56?
I thought you were aiming for 69?
Or the answer to anything and everything, 42?

nope i think it's 102

I thought it was 7.

Lucarilover240 · Post by **Lucarilover240** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:28 pm

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote: Or the answer to anything and everything, 42?

nope i think it's 102
Wrong. Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy hasn't proven it's 42. Now we just need to understand what actually equals 42.
The estimated amount of regular posters in the Off Topics forum?
Dear god! I think you just solved it.

So the meaning of life is to post in the off-topic section of the forums?

Lucarilover240 · Post by **Lucarilover240** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:30 pm

autoload wrote:

Reposted for auto's enjoyment.

Lucarilover240 · Post by **Lucarilover240** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:34 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:I am on an itouch posting this
I have an ipod. I never use it.

Same here. Something caused the battery to screw up, and now the power drains from it in about 20 minutes, even if it's not turned on.

Lucarilover240 · Post by **Lucarilover240** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:36 pm

Well, a losing streak has brought me down to Private 1st class. Damn.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:04 pm

I'm in.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:05 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Actually, he did fast for a few days a while ago.
It was quite interesting.

Yeah, it was a mind trip all right. I still might try a 5 day fast some time in my future.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:06 pm

targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, the curlson lost his cellphone.
So he borrowed mine and lost that too.
[sigh]
thats a little funny after he lost his you gave him yours i bet your thinking right now

Probably gave it to him in a situation that was closer to necessity than actually wanting to give it to him.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:06 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Oh, it gets better. he lost mine, then after retracing his steps found it, then lost it again...

Sounds like he wouldn't be able to find his own nose if it wasn't attached to his face.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:06 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Well, the curlson lost his cellphone.
So he borrowed mine and lost that too.
[sigh]

I would be extremely upset.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:07 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:**Eats a banana**

--Andy

Andy!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:07 pm

targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Oh, it gets better. he lost mine, then after retracing his steps found it, then lost it again...

ok ok... hold on... .... .... wait never mind this is the best story i have ever heard in a while

p.s sorry about your phone jonsey

I love contradictions.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:08 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:My internet is screwed up at home, I just now got back online.

Your internet is always screwy isn't it?

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:08 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
autoload wrote:
Reposted for auto's enjoyment.

You are ok in my book.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:09 pm

I'm out.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:09 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.
Other methods probably would have taken too long.

True. But than we had a two month period without any missions.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:10 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

no one said i didn't
Yeah yeah yeah. you're lucky my instincts weren't completely dulled if that bullet had hit me I would have been pretty pissed.

i am an expert assasin at with you forgeting your training with me you would have been dead if i was trying
It's a miracle. I actually have a general idea of what this post means.

post of the day? Nah, it's not that good.

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