the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

Bubble boy is on!!

are you saying i am bubble boy? *throws two dimes at two dimes to leave*

[strike wolf]

Another 99 pages and we shall reach the biggest landmark in this threads history since page 2500 AKA around late June/early July

[targetman377]

I just lookd back 100 pages in this thread. The first post on page 2799 was from September 1st. Thats 100 pages in 18 days or to put it into perspective 1500 posts in 18 days or 83 posts per day.

wow were doing great!!!!

[targetman377]

The Walmart clue was my biggest hint but nah. I don't blame you for not realizing it. It would have been a bit difficult to figure it out without me just givingyou hint after hint after hint.

still i feel like a dumb ass. Question is it against the rules to flame yourself????

Probably.

let's ask monkey man????

[targetman377]

Holy Cow! 2 drinks again?

yeah it was actually 2 drinks i had a beer then i had a sunny d with vodka and i was out.

Lightweight.

no i think it has to do actually with the medicine i am on. depokote i think i mean it's for my seizures so it affects the brain so yeah that's what i am blaming it on yeah.

Sheesh I was jsut joking with you.

did i come off too strong??

[targetman377]

it's a competition?

yes yes it is

[strike wolf]

Celebration! Page 2500!

Here it is. a post from page 2500 now at the top of page 1667.

Isn't that awesome?

Yes it is it's the most awesome thing I've ever seen also. a post from 2500 that's still on page 2500.

[strike wolf]

I just lookd back 100 pages in this thread. The first post on page 2799 was from September 1st. Thats 100 pages in 18 days or to put it into perspective 1500 posts in 18 days or 83 posts per day.

wow were doing great!!!!

That's nothing actually it is about 5 pages per day but we can do better.

[2dimes]

Bubble boy is on!!

are you saying i am bubble boy? *throws two dimes at two dimes to leave*

Most certainly not. Cheek this out. Bubble boy is cool, Target not cool.

[targetman377]

Looks lke people are awake now, anyhow.

Actually I've been posting in my sleep for two hours now.

me i have been dead for 4 days and i am still posting so i am not awake par-say

He died while attempting to complete a particularly dangerous assassin mission. But his soul can't rest in peace until he kills the target so his corpse lives on.

lol i was actually having one of my clones wright it who i was using for target practice after all practice makes perfect. it took me 3 weeks to kill myself he almost killed me 3 times. so yeah i made that clone just about my same skill level to practice.

[strike wolf]

The Walmart clue was my biggest hint but nah. I don't blame you for not realizing it. It would have been a bit difficult to figure it out without me just givingyou hint after hint after hint.

still i feel like a dumb ass. Question is it against the rules to flame yourself????

Probably.

let's ask monkey man????

He'd probably tell you yes and you'd get a warning but if you flame a banana you're banned for life.

[strike wolf]

it's a competition?

yes yes it is

Team Assassins vs. team bushwhackers?

[targetman377]

Almost within 6,000 of the other thread.

wow keep up the good work!!!!


question after they took the lead has it every been this close before??

No. At least not including the time in which they were expanding their lead. This is the closest we've been in a while.

you think there will be a rash of activity if when we do pass them????

[targetman377]

Almost within 6,000 of the other thread.

We can probably pass that mark by the days end. Let me check just how much "almost" is.

ok you cheek how close are we actually?

We passed it' We're now closing in on 5000. 900 and some odd posts to go.

one down 899 left

[targetman377]

Good effort I suppose. This can't be good for my ADD.

or maybe if you reraed all of this thread and posted on all of it you would be cured of your add.

[strike wolf]

Looks lke people are awake now, anyhow.

Actually I've been posting in my sleep for two hours now.

me i have been dead for 4 days and i am still posting so i am not awake par-say

He died while attempting to complete a particularly dangerous assassin mission. But his soul can't rest in peace until he kills the target so his corpse lives on.

lol i was actually having one of my clones wright it who i was using for target practice after all practice makes perfect. it took me 3 weeks to kill myself he almost killed me 3 times. so yeah i made that clone just about my same skill level to practice.

I always try to make my clones better than me and give them paralyzing weapons so that one shot to a normally fatal region will take me out, yet somehow they can still never compete. I guess even the lone wolf can't compete with the mighty awesomeness that is the lone wolf.

[strike wolf]

Almost within 6,000 of the other thread.

wow keep up the good work!!!!


question after they took the lead has it every been this close before??

No. At least not including the time in which they were expanding their lead. This is the closest we've been in a while.

you think there will be a rash of activity if when we do pass them????

It's a very likely scenario. The time they passed us was during a time of the greatest inactivity known to this thread, I mean it was almost dead really. If we pass them there is a strong chance that they will answer back.

[strike wolf]

Good effort I suppose. This can't be good for my ADD.

or maybe if you reraed all of this thread and posted on all of it you would be cured of your add.

If he could do that in one sitting I think his kidneys would explode.

[targetman377]

Well, I'm caught up now. Had my lady friend over for the last 2 days again.

Refrigerator and latrine sparkling and smelling like a rose?

Don't know about all that, but she stocked my fridge and the house does smell better. She left her panties by the bed though.

ohhh dam now she has to come back to get them

Also first post on page 2900

i get the great honer of posting first on page 2900!!!!


* ACCEPTANCE SPEECH!!!*

i would like to thank everone who made this possiable my freinds family mom dad reders. my boss my *** music startes playing in the background**** and cc i would like to thank you all its the greatest day of my life**** people pick me up carry me off stage*** no i am not done thanking everone

[strike wolf]

Refrigerator and latrine sparkling and smelling like a rose?

Don't know about all that, but she stocked my fridge and the house does smell better. She left her panties by the bed though.

ohhh dam now she has to come back to get them

Also first post on page 2900

i get the great honer of posting first on page 2900!!!!


* ACCEPTANCE SPEECH!!!*

i would like to thank everone who made this possiable my freinds family mom dad reders. my boss my *** music startes playing in the background**** and cc i would like to thank you all its the greatest day of my life**** people pick me up carry me off stage*** no i am not done thanking everone

That's actually inaccurate. In my award ceremonies the people don't carry you off the stage they beat you to a bloody pulp with their instruments.

[targetman377]

I just lookd back 100 pages in this thread. The first post on page 2799 was from September 1st. Thats 100 pages in 18 days or to put it into perspective 1500 posts in 18 days or 83 posts per day.

wow were doing great!!!!

That's nothing actually it is about 5 pages per day but we can do better.

ok lone wolf the redcoats are coming your post will hold them in the field while auto out flanks him from the left qurik you flank right. then when lone wolf breaks surprise lucri rush in on an all out frontal with muy and jimbo and jonsy. i will hold my spot using artillery alright. *AKA i am General Washington.

[targetman377]

it's a competition?

yes yes it is

Team Assassins vs. team bushwhackers?

that's unfair. we would win assassins verse bushwhackers that like the packers taking on babies come on

[strike wolf]

I just lookd back 100 pages in this thread. The first post on page 2799 was from September 1st. Thats 100 pages in 18 days or to put it into perspective 1500 posts in 18 days or 83 posts per day.

wow were doing great!!!!

That's nothing actually it is about 5 pages per day but we can do better.

ok lone wolf the redcoats are coming your post will hold them in the field while auto out flanks him from the left qurik you flank right. then when lone wolf breaks surprise lucri rush in on an all out frontal with muy and jimbo and jonsy. i will hold my spot using artillery alright. *AKA i am General Washington.

Knowing Washington as a general I think you should let Lafayette look at your strategy before engaging.

[strike wolf]

it's a competition?

yes yes it is

Team Assassins vs. team bushwhackers?

that's unfair. we would win assassins verse bushwhackers that like the packers taking on babies come on

No they have auto so it wouldn't be that much of a mismatch

[targetman377]

Bubble boy is on!!

are you saying i am bubble boy? *throws two dimes at two dimes to leave*

Most certainly not. Cheek this out. Bubble boy is cool, Target not cool.

*throws two dimes at two dimes*

for the second time now leave!!!!!