You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:30 am

...when you reach 11,000 posts (plus various amounts more in Off Topics).

11,000 post

--Andy

InsomniaRed · Post by **InsomniaRed** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:36 am

Congrats, I'm sure CC is proud to have taken over your life

Though, what would CC be without our favorite monkey. right?

bananas!!

Lucarilover240 · Post by **Lucarilover240** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:36 pm

You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you see a commercial for the Voltswagon CC, and This site is the first thing that pops into your mind.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:46 am

you email your CC buddies the saturday NY TIMES Crossword Puzzle due to one clue:

"Territory East of Ukraine on a Risk Board"

even the times is catching on!!-0

ask me2 · Post by **ask me2** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:38 pm

this thread is really funny!

Georgerx7di · Post by **Georgerx7di** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:31 pm

When your at work and somebody mentions something (can't remember what it was), and you think, "surely that couldn't have been before 2006, this high school has only been around since then". Then you realize that the school has been open since the 70's, and its actually CC that you are thinking of.

When its 11:30 and your rummaging through C&A because your tired of the other forums, instead of going to sleep.

King_Herpes · Post by **King_Herpes** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:16 am

When you ejaculate and your product is in the shape of two c's.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:02 am

when you start telling people in real life, "sorry about your little butt."...-0

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:01 am

...when you relate/equate real life occurrences to World Domination. "Houston Texans and their goal line struggle vs Arizona Cardinals? They Auto-Assaulted and failed."

--Andy

owenator · Post by **owenator** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:14 pm

when your significant other asks when you wake up: what the hell is bombarding and what's gg?

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:37 pm

owenator wrote:when your significant other asks when you wake up: what the hell is bombarding and what's gg?

when you enjoy bombarding your significant other and shout out GG at the end...-0

PLAYER57832 · Post by **PLAYER57832** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:03 pm

When you know, before even reading a post, what someone is going to say on any given topic.

owenator · Post by **owenator** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:14 pm

owenshooter wrote:
owenator wrote:when your significant other asks when you wake up: what the hell is bombarding and what's gg?
when you enjoy bombarding your significant other and shout out GG at the end...-0

OR "gl" at the beginning.

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:52 pm

You make Conquer Club memes.
courage wolf

advice dog

depression dog

the.killing.44 · Post by **the.killing.44** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:06 pm

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:15 pm

lol
Alriiight people actually get these! My clan just gives me stupid looks. In a forum posts sorta way.
One more then, my fav.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:52 am

when you troll a thread in the GD like you are robinettes little brother, because they won't allow you to do it within your own clan forum...-0

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:36 pm

Maybe these should have a thread of their own...

Coronaholic · Post by **Coronaholic** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:58 pm

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KraphtOne · Post by **KraphtOne** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:06 pm

When You Get A Question Right On Jeopardy About Australia And Then When People Accuse You Of Having Seen The Episode You Have To Confess That The Only Reason You Know It Is Because There Is An Upper And Lower Set Of Egypt Maps on Conquer Club, And Then Everyone In The Room Calls You A Word That I Can't Say In A Forum...

vodean · Post by **vodean** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:53 am

when you read all 52 pages of posts

I never realisd just how addicted i am. at the same time, who isnt?

Calidrmr · Post by **Calidrmr** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:53 am

when you log in to get your "fix" before work & see this:

Click image to enlarge.

have a panic attack & sit clicking the "Check to see if Conquer Club is back online" every 5 seconds...

& then email your clanmates because you can't post in the forum or send them a PM...

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:59 pm

When you ccan't type the letter 'CC' without it being followed by a speccificc letter.

JoshyBoy · Post by **JoshyBoy** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:59 am

You know your obsessed with conquer club when your regulars at the pub keep asking for "CC and coke" and your mind starts screaming Conquer Club.

Cheers, JB

*CC, for those of you that do not know what it is, is a Canadian whisky named "Canadian Club"*

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:35 am

...when you start to wonder if there is a coincidence between Canadian Club and Conquer Club, and Lack wandering around in Canada Country...

--Andy

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