the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

Could we get a higher ratio of quality posts in here?

Like 2 billion to one?

[strike wolf]

Gay.

Fun fact: In this case, gf = guy friend.

omg means my girl friend, amber, is here name she is amazing

I've never met a guy named Amber. He sounds like a big guy though...

And by big we mean big where it counts! [/quote]

Not that I would know anything about how big amber is

[strike wolf]

In other news I'll be heading back to Atlanta tonight so I won't be back on till late.

I don't think I missed you.

You only missed me if you blinked.

[strike wolf]

truck drivers are idiots who can't drive but what else is new?

SO you think that the two different guys who nearly ran me off the road were good drivers? how about the guy who rode my bumper until he couldn't anymore despite the fact that his vehicle is very slow at stopping? Or the countless others I've seen do the same thing before?

Driving is a truck drivers job of course they know how to drive.

They can just do that at home anyways.

Yeah but then their wives' complain that they're wrecking the place...

[strike wolf]

hey i went back home thats why i am not posting this weekend very much sorry lone wolf looks like you will be alone

I think a lone wolf is used to that kind of non-social environment.

This post gets my "Golden Seal of Approval"

Thank you *takes a short bow and ultra long acceptance speech*

*29 minutes into speech* Is golden a step above or below gold?

*continues speech*

[strike wolf]

Backlog complete.

Anyways, I got home last night from visiting my son and was going out the door to a Halloween party when I get a text from a girl inviting me to her house for a few drinks with some other friends that were also there. I tell that girl that I'm on my way to a party and she then asks me if the party I am going to will have random girls groping me. I replied in the negative, and sure as my name is autoload I ended up skipping the Halloween party and going to the other house to get groped by women. Long story short, I took a girl home with me this morning and missed work so that I could f*ck. This is a girl I have known for a while and never had sex with until this morning. *checks off box*

I knew it! you do have a list for everyone you've ever met...

[targetman377]

During Christmas, I may not be posting for a couple of weeks, as I will most likely be in Kansas. And my aunt's family there has some nasty tasty food during Thanksgiving. Not to mention they spoil their oldest son, who is 15 and has a tendency to piss me off. And has always had a mouth on him and I am surprised no one has decided to punch it in, as I have been tempted to on several occasions. In one day. For a whole week.

i will pray for you my son lol

[targetman377]

hey i went back home thats why i am not posting this weekend very much sorry lone wolf looks like you will be alone

I think a lone wolf is used to that kind of non-social environment.

i would hope so my lone wolf friend

[targetman377]

During Christmas, I may not be posting for a couple of weeks, as I will most likely be in Kansas. And my aunt's family there has some nasty tasty food during Thanksgiving. Not to mention they spoil their oldest son, who is 15 and has a tendency to piss me off. And has always had a mouth on him and I am surprised no one has decided to punch it in, as I have been tempted to on several occasions. In one day. For a whole week.

It may just be that he's more comfortable acting like an ass when his parents around than in other environments like school so people don't see the side of him that makes people want to make him lose some teeth.

wait what where obama????? oh never mind you were talking about a person not the animal ( my mistake you may continue back on your regular reading schedual now

[targetman377]

During Christmas, I may not be posting for a couple of weeks, as I will most likely be in Kansas. And my aunt's family there has some nasty tasty food during Thanksgiving. Not to mention they spoil their oldest son, who is 15 and has a tendency to piss me off. And has always had a mouth on him and I am surprised no one has decided to punch it in, as I have been tempted to on several occasions. In one day. For a whole week.

It may just be that he's more comfortable acting like an ass when his parents around than in other environments like school so people don't see the side of him that makes people want to make him lose some teeth.

Hard to say. Though, his parents have also pissed me off, if more indirectly. They play favorites with the one already mentioned over his younger brother. The younger brother is about 1 1/2 years younger then the older one, but is actually a good kid. However, whenever the older one does something he shouldn't have or on accident, he blames his younger brother and gets away with it except when he is stating at my place. He was always a little smart ass, but it has been getting worse since he became a teenager, and now he is 15. Even our grandmother is wondering when he will get nocked in the teeth. I offered to do it now, sooner rather then later, but she said no, reluctantly.

this kid is sounding more and more like my cousin from New York (rich family, spoiled rotten it shows) though I wouldn't punch my cousin i have a thing against hitting girls.

[targetman377]

happy B DAY QURIK JR!!!!!!

[targetman377]

truck drivers are idiots who can't drive but what else is new?

SO you think that the two different guys who nearly ran me off the road were good drivers? how about the guy who rode my bumper until he couldn't anymore despite the fact that his vehicle is very slow at stopping? Or the countless others I've seen do the same thing before?

Driving is a truck drivers job of course they know how to drive.

wait is that jim???? no i am mistaken (SORRY FOR INTURING YOUR READING)

[targetman377]

Gay.

Fun fact: In this case, gf = guy friend.

This post gets my "Official Seal of Approval"

Thank you. (Bows)

show off

[targetman377]

I don't think I've seen her since February. It would have been nice to have some people back for page 3000 but I didn't know anyone's e-mails.

I place all blame on targetman for that.

wait hold the phone!!!! what did you say???

I blame target too.

I too, shall blame Target. (Jumps on bandwagon)

*laughs as soon as lucri jumps on the bandwagon becomes to heavy the engine is working to hard to keep it moving and blows up all on board die


OK OK

fine i will save them

*saves them all

[2dimes]

I'm so tired my vision is getting blurred. This thread looks better.

[targetman377]

Could we get a higher ratio of quality posts in here?

its hard with you in here we have to dumb things down for you

[strike wolf]

Target I don't need to be saved and this is my specially designed craft and if it can haul you'r 2 ton butt around...

[targetman377]

hey i went back home thats why i am not posting this weekend very much sorry lone wolf looks like you will be alone

I think a lone wolf is used to that kind of non-social environment.

This post gets my "Golden Seal of Approval"

"Hey thats me with the set up for that golden post!!!!!

[strike wolf]

You could set them up but it was I who knocked them down.

[muy_thaiguy]

Well the attitude usually is due more to the parents attitude towards him than they're actual income. It sounds like they've been too permissive with him. Of course too much authority is not always the best either.

Permissive? They've been asking him on how to do things. While the only subject he's been any good at is science, and the rest are mediocre. It is enough to drive people insane. Though, he goes to a high school with enough kids in his grade you could count them on your hand and have fingers left over. When that kid gets to college, he is going ot say something he shouldn't and won't have mommy and daddy to say "boo" for him.

I'm talking permissie as in they allow him to get away with too much.

They are the cause of his doings. They pretty much encourage him to be who he is, and it sucks. And I may have to spend up to 3 weeks in the same house as him! AAAAAAAAAA!

[strike wolf]

Well the attitude usually is due more to the parents attitude towards him than they're actual income. It sounds like they've been too permissive with him. Of course too much authority is not always the best either.

Permissive? They've been asking him on how to do things. While the only subject he's been any good at is science, and the rest are mediocre. It is enough to drive people insane. Though, he goes to a high school with enough kids in his grade you could count them on your hand and have fingers left over. When that kid gets to college, he is going ot say something he shouldn't and won't have mommy and daddy to say "boo" for him.

I'm talking permissie as in they allow him to get away with too much.

They are the cause of his doings. They pretty much encourage him to be who he is, and it sucks. And I may have to spend up to 3 weeks in the same house as him! AAAAAAAAAA!

i'd offer my services to make sure that he disappears temporarily but i have a busy 3 week period around then...

[autoload]

hey i went back home thats why i am not posting this weekend very much sorry lone wolf looks like you will be alone

I think a lone wolf is used to that kind of non-social environment.

This post gets my "Golden Seal of Approval"

Thank you *takes a short bow and ultra long acceptance speech*

*29 minutes into speech* Is golden a step above or below gold?

*continues speech*

Same. My nomenclature isn't always consistent.

[autoload]

Backlog complete.

Anyways, I got home last night from visiting my son and was going out the door to a Halloween party when I get a text from a girl inviting me to her house for a few drinks with some other friends that were also there. I tell that girl that I'm on my way to a party and she then asks me if the party I am going to will have random girls groping me. I replied in the negative, and sure as my name is autoload I ended up skipping the Halloween party and going to the other house to get groped by women. Long story short, I took a girl home with me this morning and missed work so that I could f*ck. This is a girl I have known for a while and never had sex with until this morning. *checks off box*

I knew it! you do have a list for everyone you've ever met...

That list would not be as long as you might suspect.

[autoload]

I'm so tired my vision is getting blurred. This thread looks better.

Your vision is definitely still blurred.

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Not much activity in here.