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Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
saxitoxin wrote:I'm on Team GabonX
GabonX wrote:So are the British
pimpdave wrote:I really don't know much about the political parties in Britain, so I'm hoping some of you Limeys can help educate me. About all I know is the Labour Party is one of them, but I have no idea what they stand for, etc.

happy harry wrote:Labour party - Big-government, social-engineering, public-secter-wasters, high spending and borrowing eco-fuckers consisting of cantankerous jocks, darkies and weird people.
Conservatives - Party that likes hunting foxes and using strong language to pretend that they dislike dole-bunnies and gypsies. Consists of guffawing, upper class brats.
Liberal democrats - f*ck knows what they stand for - no one listens to them... consists of paedos and sexual deviants.
BNP - They dislike wogs. Consists of 7 foot tall, meat headed football hooligans.
Green party - They wish to live in a world full of pixies, fairies and candyfloss mountains. Consists of pale, ill-looking homosexuals.
SNP - They dislike England, and would like to subject their fellow scots to poverty beyond belief without the generous benefits system england provides them with. Consists of people who dont actually live in scotland.
Frigidus wrote:I just checked out the unscrambled version of the video pimpdave posted, and I've got to say, the British sure don't pull punches. Is that how all political debate is over there?
Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
saxitoxin wrote:I'm on Team GabonX
thegreekdog wrote:
I understand virtually none of this, but I prefer it to any other explanations.
thegreekdog wrote:happy harry wrote:Labour party - Big-government, social-engineering, public-secter-wasters, high spending and borrowing eco-fuckers consisting of cantankerous jocks, darkies and weird people.
Conservatives - Party that likes hunting foxes and using strong language to pretend that they dislike dole-bunnies and gypsies. Consists of guffawing, upper class brats.
Liberal democrats - f*ck knows what they stand for - no one listens to them... consists of paedos and sexual deviants.
BNP - They dislike wogs. Consists of 7 foot tall, meat headed football hooligans.
Green party - They wish to live in a world full of pixies, fairies and candyfloss mountains. Consists of pale, ill-looking homosexuals.
SNP - They dislike England, and would like to subject their fellow scots to poverty beyond belief without the generous benefits system england provides them with. Consists of people who dont actually live in scotland.
I understand virtually none of this, but I prefer it to any other explanations.
happy harry wrote:Nope, the British know what they like.
If I were a politician and pledged to decriminalise fox-hunting, but then reassurre the greens by planting an apple tree, and increase dole benefits by 10% to please the labour suppoters, I'd be King of England.

Frigidus wrote:I just checked out the unscrambled version of the video pimpdave posted, and I've got to say, the British sure don't pull punches. Is that how all political debate is over there?
The BNP are a far right political party with known sympathies towards the Nazi party and Klu Klux Klan.
The Green Party are an enviromentalist (hippy) party
UKIP are a centre-right party in favour of Britain becoming totally independent from the rest of Europe
They're really not worth more than one line - none of those parties will get in to power - it's highly unlikely they'll make a significant impact on British politics
beezer wrote:
Then you would have no real political power anyway since you're a constitutional monarchy.
happy harry wrote:The Green Party has:
125 local councillors.
2 MEPs (Members of european parliamant)
UKIP has:
100 local councillors
13 MEPs
2 House of lords representatives
BNP has:
56 Local councillors
2 MEPs
AlgyTaylor wrote:Hmmm ... but none have any power in the House of Commons, which is the one that counts. Don't get me wrong - I'm by no means belittling the efforts of the Green Party and it does go to show that there are people who care about those issues - but inside the House of Commons, which is the one which has the majority of the power, none are represented and none are likely to be represented. Even on a local scale, Labour has around 8000 local councillors. I dunno what the other 2 big parties look like in that respect, but it's probably reasonable to say that between the three parties they have 20,000-ish local councillors - puts the BNP's 56 in to perspective.
happy harry wrote:MEPs have more power over British laws than any British MP.

AlgyTaylor wrote:I'd say 13 MEPs probably don't hold that much sway over politics in Britain, no.
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
JoshyBoy wrote:What everyone forgets is that the BNP is a perfectly 100% legal political party. If they weren't they wouldn't exist. As for myself, I hate bloody politics. They make life so bloody complicated.
Cheers, JB