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Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
saxitoxin wrote:I'm on Team GabonX
Yep!GabonX wrote:So are the British
OK, there's 3 major political partiespimpdave wrote:I really don't know much about the political parties in Britain, so I'm hoping some of you Limeys can help educate me. About all I know is the Labour Party is one of them, but I have no idea what they stand for, etc.

I understand virtually none of this, but I prefer it to any other explanations.happy harry wrote:Labour party - Big-government, social-engineering, public-secter-wasters, high spending and borrowing eco-fuckers consisting of cantankerous jocks, darkies and weird people.
Conservatives - Party that likes hunting foxes and using strong language to pretend that they dislike dole-bunnies and gypsies. Consists of guffawing, upper class brats.
Liberal democrats - f*ck knows what they stand for - no one listens to them... consists of paedos and sexual deviants.
BNP - They dislike wogs. Consists of 7 foot tall, meat headed football hooligans.
Green party - They wish to live in a world full of pixies, fairies and candyfloss mountains. Consists of pale, ill-looking homosexuals.
SNP - They dislike England, and would like to subject their fellow scots to poverty beyond belief without the generous benefits system england provides them with. Consists of people who dont actually live in scotland.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Ps7fJm7rkFrigidus wrote:I just checked out the unscrambled version of the video pimpdave posted, and I've got to say, the British sure don't pull punches. Is that how all political debate is over there?
Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
saxitoxin wrote:I'm on Team GabonX
thegreekdog wrote:
I understand virtually none of this, but I prefer it to any other explanations.
Norse's racist rantings are indeed enjoyable.thegreekdog wrote:I understand virtually none of this, but I prefer it to any other explanations.happy harry wrote:Labour party - Big-government, social-engineering, public-secter-wasters, high spending and borrowing eco-fuckers consisting of cantankerous jocks, darkies and weird people.
Conservatives - Party that likes hunting foxes and using strong language to pretend that they dislike dole-bunnies and gypsies. Consists of guffawing, upper class brats.
Liberal democrats - f*ck knows what they stand for - no one listens to them... consists of paedos and sexual deviants.
BNP - They dislike wogs. Consists of 7 foot tall, meat headed football hooligans.
Green party - They wish to live in a world full of pixies, fairies and candyfloss mountains. Consists of pale, ill-looking homosexuals.
SNP - They dislike England, and would like to subject their fellow scots to poverty beyond belief without the generous benefits system england provides them with. Consists of people who dont actually live in scotland.
Then you would have no real political power anyway since you're a constitutional monarchy.happy harry wrote:Nope, the British know what they like.
If I were a politician and pledged to decriminalise fox-hunting, but then reassurre the greens by planting an apple tree, and increase dole benefits by 10% to please the labour suppoters, I'd be King of England.

Not really. It's just that mostly everyone dislikes the BNP because they're a bunch of lunatic nazis and so the party never got any screentime but on that show they did so everybody took it as an opportunity to make fun of them.Frigidus wrote:I just checked out the unscrambled version of the video pimpdave posted, and I've got to say, the British sure don't pull punches. Is that how all political debate is over there?
The Green Party has:The BNP are a far right political party with known sympathies towards the Nazi party and Klu Klux Klan.
The Green Party are an enviromentalist (hippy) party
UKIP are a centre-right party in favour of Britain becoming totally independent from the rest of Europe
They're really not worth more than one line - none of those parties will get in to power - it's highly unlikely they'll make a significant impact on British politics
I have political power???beezer wrote:
Then you would have no real political power anyway since you're a constitutional monarchy.
Hmmm ... but none have any power in the House of Commons, which is the one that counts. Don't get me wrong - I'm by no means belittling the efforts of the Green Party and it does go to show that there are people who care about those issues - but inside the House of Commons, which is the one which has the majority of the power, none are represented and none are likely to be represented. Even on a local scale, Labour has around 8000 local councillors. I dunno what the other 2 big parties look like in that respect, but it's probably reasonable to say that between the three parties they have 20,000-ish local councillors - puts the BNP's 56 in to perspective.happy harry wrote:The Green Party has:
125 local councillors.
2 MEPs (Members of european parliamant)
UKIP has:
100 local councillors
13 MEPs
2 House of lords representatives
BNP has:
56 Local councillors
2 MEPs
I agree with you that local councillor's powers are somewhat limited, and even negligible in small fractions, however, you've scooted over the UKIP's large holding of our European MEP allocation.AlgyTaylor wrote: Hmmm ... but none have any power in the House of Commons, which is the one that counts. Don't get me wrong - I'm by no means belittling the efforts of the Green Party and it does go to show that there are people who care about those issues - but inside the House of Commons, which is the one which has the majority of the power, none are represented and none are likely to be represented. Even on a local scale, Labour has around 8000 local councillors. I dunno what the other 2 big parties look like in that respect, but it's probably reasonable to say that between the three parties they have 20,000-ish local councillors - puts the BNP's 56 in to perspective.
MEPs as a whole maybe but not one MEP over one MP...happy harry wrote: MEPs have more power over British laws than any British MP.

No? what is your reasoning for this belief?AlgyTaylor wrote:I'd say 13 MEPs probably don't hold that much sway over politics in Britain, no.
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
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Joshy, there's no doubting that they are a legal political party, despite the occasional lawyer or self-publicist trying to expose them for the idiotic, meat-headed cunts they are.JoshyBoy wrote:What everyone forgets is that the BNP is a perfectly 100% legal political party. If they weren't they wouldn't exist. As for myself, I hate bloody politics. They make life so bloody complicated.
Cheers, JB