the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

where in the north west do you hail?

the clue is in the footy team i support(just outside).

hey you live in uk

[strike wolf]

Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that

It's also the sneezing, coughing and probably vomitting in someone's face disease.

[strike wolf]

where in the north west do you hail?

the clue is in the footy team i support(just outside).

hey you live in uk

I want to say Man City but not sure...

[targetman377]

I like head.

I like ConquerClub.

Last night I fulfilled a fantasy. I won a standard 8 player speed game while my girlfriend gave me head.

What an orgasm.

Sounds like an understanding girlfriend. Now see if you can get her to give you head while you look at the naked photo of some other girl.

or have a 2nd girl doing stuff then we can talk joshy boy

[targetman377]

Shake it all about.

u do the hoke poky that's what its all about!!

u do the hokey and have a little smokey...

then your a little doked up and it funny

How did I know this would appeal to your sense of humor?

i do not know yesterday i was a little up in the clouds

[strike wolf]

I like head.

I like ConquerClub.

Last night I fulfilled a fantasy. I won a standard 8 player speed game while my girlfriend gave me head.

What an orgasm.

Sounds like an understanding girlfriend. Now see if you can get her to give you head while you look at the naked photo of some other girl.

or have a 2nd girl doing stuff then we can talk joshy boy

HEy hey hey...don't tell him to go so far just yet he needs to take baby steps.

[strike wolf]

u do the hoke poky that's what its all about!!

u do the hokey and have a little smokey...

then your a little doked up and it funny

How did I know this would appeal to your sense of humor?

i do not know yesterday i was a little up in the clouds

Ah...were you talking to Michael or Gabriel?

[targetman377]

Sounds like an understanding girlfriend. Now see if you can get her to give you head while you look at the naked photo of some other girl.

or have a 2nd girl doing stuff then we can talk joshy boy

HEy hey hey...don't tell him to go so far just yet he needs to take baby steps.

well you do not all the work and then she says no just easy to find it out right away then you dont have to buy them things unless there the real deal.

[strike wolf]

Sounds like an understanding girlfriend. Now see if you can get her to give you head while you look at the naked photo of some other girl.

or have a 2nd girl doing stuff then we can talk joshy boy

HEy hey hey...don't tell him to go so far just yet he needs to take baby steps.

well you do not all the work and then she says no just easy to find it out right away then you dont have to buy them things unless there the real deal.

Well, they may make a counter offer he doesn't like. just warning Joshy.

[muy_thaiguy]

Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that

Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

[AndyDufresne]

Likely story. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that

Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

Hope she's a better kisser than she is an actress.

[muy_thaiguy]

Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that

Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

Hope she's a better kisser than she is an actress.

Ehhh. Mediocre. So yes, a MUCH better kisser then actress.

[targetman377]

Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that

Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

AUTO!!!!! WHY DID YOU KISS HIM THAT NIGHT! after all auto is always lazy must be cause he has it only logical conculsion

[strike wolf]

Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that

Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

Hope she's a better kisser than she is an actress.

Ehhh. Mediocre. So yes, a MUCH better kisser then actress.

About what I expected though you can't expect Disney tio hire serious actresses I guess....though really they should at least make the effort.

[strike wolf]

Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that

Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

AUTO!!!!! WHY DID YOU KISS HIM THAT NIGHT! after all auto is always lazy must be cause he has it only logical conculsion

if that was the case, auto would be in the Guinness' for longest case of mono ever.

[muy_thaiguy]

Can't really blame Disney, remember when she was in Casper and Wendy? Decent then at least.

[strike wolf]

Can't really blame Disney, remember when she was in Casper and Wendy? Decent then at least.

Afraid i only remember Casper the Friendly Ghost and even my memeory of that movie is very fuzzy and vague.

Plus I can blameDisney for whatever I want.

[targetman377]

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that

Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

AUTO!!!!! WHY DID YOU KISS HIM THAT NIGHT! after all auto is always lazy must be cause he has it only logical conculsion

if that was the case, auto would be in the Guinness' for longest case of mono ever.

he was the one that originated it!!!

[targetman377]

so look at my 3 new medals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[KidWhisky]

meh

[jonesthecurl]

bigger meh

[targetman377]

so how is everyone today

[targetman377]

HEY ITS A BIG!!!! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[strike wolf]

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that

Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

AUTO!!!!! WHY DID YOU KISS HIM THAT NIGHT! after all auto is always lazy must be cause he has it only logical conculsion

if that was the case, auto would be in the Guinness' for longest case of mono ever.

he was the one that originated it!!!

Shh! That's a secret.