Limericks - add one line

Minkish · Post by **Minkish** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:30 pm

XenHu wrote:His features resembled a duck's(2)...

-X

His nose was a beak (3)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:31 pm

And his feet were oblique (4)

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:19 pm

No wonder he seemed like a duck (5)

I once new a girl from Peru, (1)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:41 pm

Who married a wrestler from Crewe [2]

glide · Post by **glide** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:28 pm

He taught her to box........(3)

geegel · Post by **geegel** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:34 pm

She washed off his socks(4)

killza666jrr · Post by **killza666jrr** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:43 pm

and got chicken pox (5)

he had a french accent (1)

Colaalone · Post by **Colaalone** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:44 pm

and then asked "Do these look dirty to you?" [5]

I found myself dazed and confused, [1]

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:15 pm

My body was battered & bruised [2]

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:30 pm

i looked left, then right

killza666jrr · Post by **killza666jrr** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:31 pm

up and down...

and i was the 1 to get 5 first

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:36 pm

killza666jrr wrote:up and down...

and i was the 1 to get 5 first

But the rhyme on your fifth line was out of sync.

Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limericks

I found myself dazed and confused, [1]
My body was battered & bruised [2]
i looked left, then right

I'd been in a fight, [4]

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:02 am

Though I'd won, I knew I was was screwed.(5)

Once with a boy named Sue, (1)

(And Genghis, you should change the topic's title then - limerick has one m in it.)

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:04 am

who beat her parents black and blue (2)

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:10 am

because they called her (shes a transvestite) Nancy

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:17 am

I took quite a fancy, (4)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:48 am

And took her back home for a screw. [5]

When I was arm wrestling the queen [1]

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:50 am

I ending up splitting my spleen(2)

-X

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:51 am

She made a noise most obscene. (2)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:22 am

When I was arm wrestling the queen [1]
I ended up splitting my spleen(2)

I fell to the floor, [3]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:23 am

Genghis Khant wrote:When I was arm wrestling the queen [1]
I ended up splitting my spleen(2)

I fell to the floor, [3]

Screamed "Oh, you're a whore!" (4)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:30 am

"Here's fifty quid", if you know what I mean. [5]

:wink:

There was a young girl from Calcutta, [1]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:34 am

It seemed she had a slight stutta... (2)

Nothing rhymes with calcutta, dammit!

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:53 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:Nothing rhymes with calcutta, dammit!

stutter, gutter, butter, putter, mutter, nut her, cut her, etc.

When she said her name [3]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:56 am

It all sounded the same