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muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.
Well, that is what happens when kids try to go vegetarian, they turn cannibalistic and their bites often resemble that of a starved dog.
No, she just ate the dog.
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jonesthecurl wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.
Well, that is what happens when kids try to go vegetarian, they turn cannibalistic and their bites often resemble that of a starved dog.
No, she just ate the dog.
I guess you really are what you eat then, especially in this case.
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so the dog is jonesthecurl, the curlette is the dog?
And most recently that makes me a cheese sandwich.
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Can I make anyone else a cheese sandwich?
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jonesthecurl wrote:Can I make anyone else a cheese sandwich?
Sure, might be interesting for a day.
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I just ate a banana.

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run, dave! If you are what you eat, Andythemod will be after you right away!
(hmm, perhaps this explains some past events...)
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AndyDufresne wrote:Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy
Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?
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jonesthecurl wrote:run, dave! If you are what you eat, Andythemod will be after you right away!
(hmm, perhaps this explains some past events...)
:lol: Your humor never fails us, curl.
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autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy
Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?
That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy
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jonesthecurl wrote:in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.
Don't look at me...I didn't order any hits on you.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.
Well, that is what happens when kids try to go vegetarian, they turn cannibalistic and their bites often resemble that of a starved dog.
And as cannibals they are contagious zombies. the itching is the first stage of infection. You should cut it off before it spreads.
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jonesthecurl wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.
Well, that is what happens when kids try to go vegetarian, they turn cannibalistic and their bites often resemble that of a starved dog.
No, she just ate the dog.
You got bit by a tofu dog?
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jonesthecurl wrote:so the dog is jonesthecurl, the curlette is the dog?
And most recently that makes me a cheese sandwich.
Hey who cut the cheese?
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jonesthecurl wrote:run, dave! If you are what you eat, Andythemod will be after you right away!
(hmm, perhaps this explains some past events...)
If you are what you eat andy wouldbe 5 million different bananas by now.
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AndyDufresne wrote:
autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy
Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?
That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy
Good. Because if that "h" in "huge" was capitalized, I would have my attorneys get busy.
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Not much activity in here.
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Just one of those days.
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autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy
Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?
That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy
Good. Because if that "h" in "huge" was capitalized, I would have my attorneys get busy.
He has good lawyers I know from the last time I said huge with a H...
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What, "Huge"?
Oh, wait, there's a knock at the door...
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Hello.

I'm out.
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autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
autoload wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy
Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?
That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy
Good. Because if that "h" in "huge" was capitalized, I would have my attorneys get busy.
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I was thinking more Harvey Birdman. **Eats a banana**


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That was handi-man's catch phrase. "Let's get busy!"
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