Great Barrier Reef? Now that's just dumb. Not like that Antarctica idea - that's genius.
Hey, wait a minute, maybe I'm serious here. You see, that whole March of the Penguins thing winning the Oscars, there's some interest there. I mean, how can there be penguins marching around Antarctica if they're not in an army? Who else marches, am I right? Huh? They got the uniforms and everything, see. And there's all kinds of crags and inlets and natural boundaries on Antarctica, and there could be a big impassable mountain range at the centre where it's just too cold, and there could be that temple from Alien vs. Predator in there somewhere, and in every corner of the map, there could be graphics of those penguins with the missiles strapped to their backs from Batman Returns (
http://www.propstore.com/images/product ... in1sml.jpg), all ready to kick serious tail feather.
Man, if I didn't waste all my time with actual work and smelling teenage girls' shoes, I'd do it myself. Unfortunately, duty calls: sniffffff....