the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

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Not into it today I guess.

[strike wolf]

He has antlers and would much rather lead you to a world of hurt during rutting season.

speaking of animals that are hunted a funny story my teacher just shared with us

so one of his buddies when running in a brown sweet suit and had on wight gloves he did this right in the country during hunting seasen.......well you know where its going he got shot lol dont worry he is ok but who goes running in the country during hunting season where brown and whight gloves has he never herd of wight tail deer?

Somehow I'm not laughing.

Too many misspellings?

that and I guess even after all these years as an assassin I still take getting shot seriously.

[darkangelsguy205]

im very good at math

[strike wolf]

im very good at math

Ok lets say that from Chicago is 2223048 miles from Cleveland if one train leaves Cleveland going 88 MPH towards Chicago and the Chicago train heads to Cleveland at a speed of 87 MPH how long before the both collide?

[2dimes]

Is anyone going to sit on that couch? I was thinking of having a nap.

[targetman377]

He has antlers and would much rather lead you to a world of hurt during rutting season.

speaking of animals that are hunted a funny story my teacher just shared with us

so one of his buddies when running in a brown sweet suit and had on wight gloves he did this right in the country during hunting seasen.......well you know where its going he got shot lol dont worry he is ok but who goes running in the country during hunting season where brown and whight gloves has he never herd of wight tail deer?

Somehow I'm not laughing.

why you saying its not funny?

[targetman377]

in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.

yeah thats the human body for you in order to heal they got to ithch lol

also it could be a side affect from the cure we gave you for your sneezing after all it was still in the testing phases and all the people that got it after about a mounth or 2 became very itchy well ................ good luck jonesy thats all i am really allowed to say

I didn't use the prototype version on him...he got the "you'll become a zombie in 3 days version"

ohhhh i thought you used the new one i thought he was our cheep lab rat what happened to that idea?

[targetman377]

Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

or football wich is far more entertaining

Cause nothing says manly than watching a smaller man put his hands next to a bigger man's crotch to receive the "ball"

[targetman377]

Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

ohhhhhhhh brother not this again maybe you auto learn to be more accepting of people using your stuff after all is it not whats best for the thread and also you should be honered by that. really

This gets the wolf's official seal of irony.

*this gets andy official banana thrown at it*

[targetman377]

run, dave! If you are what you eat, Andythemod will be after you right away!
(hmm, perhaps this explains some past events...)

If you are what you eat andy wouldbe 5 million different bananas by now.

are you saying he would eat himself? and if he did would he grow exponital? would he it a limet

5 million and then he eats himself he turns in to 10 million from there
in millions
20
40
80
160
320
640
1280
......

????? well

and if he did and a 1 banan measuered 1 foot and lenght and 3 inches in width how long would it take for andy to take as much space up as earth provided he he eats himself 1 once every min?

*hands a banana for the while all the longest threaders work on the soulution!

exactly.

no you can round to the closest hundredth place

[targetman377]

That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

Good. Because if that "h" in "huge" was capitalized, I would have my attorneys get busy.

what your dondald trump arnt you??? YOUR FIRED YOU GOING SUE????

this is a rare moment where Target out-nonsensicals target.

i meant didnt donald sue for people using ur fired line?

[targetman377]

im very good at math

so answer my question you will get a prize!!! and show your work

[strike wolf]

He has antlers and would much rather lead you to a world of hurt during rutting season.

speaking of animals that are hunted a funny story my teacher just shared with us

so one of his buddies when running in a brown sweet suit and had on wight gloves he did this right in the country during hunting seasen.......well you know where its going he got shot lol dont worry he is ok but who goes running in the country during hunting season where brown and whight gloves has he never herd of wight tail deer?

Somehow I'm not laughing.

why you saying its not funny?

Sayings not a strong enough word. I'd say I'm stating it.

[strike wolf]

in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.

yeah thats the human body for you in order to heal they got to ithch lol

also it could be a side affect from the cure we gave you for your sneezing after all it was still in the testing phases and all the people that got it after about a mounth or 2 became very itchy well ................ good luck jonesy thats all i am really allowed to say

I didn't use the prototype version on him...he got the "you'll become a zombie in 3 days version"

ohhhh i thought you used the new one i thought he was our cheep lab rat what happened to that idea?

Because zombies are more useful on assassination missions than rats. there bigger and harder to kill.

[strike wolf]

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

or football wich is far more entertaining

Cause nothing says manly than watching a smaller man put his hands next to a bigger man's crotch to receive the "ball"

and I said that as a football fan...

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Not much activity in here.

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[2dimes]

Not much activity in here.

Come over to the couch, don't worry about the stains.

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Stains never bothered me. Well, maybe shit stains do.

[AndyDufresne]

**Hands out a few bananas**


--Andy

[JoshyBoy]

*munches a banana*

Cheers Andy

[muy_thaiguy]

I wonder how a roasted monkey with banana pudding inside, along with lettuce, seasoning, cranberry sauce, and mashed potatoes and gravy would taste?

[Lucarilover240]

He has antlers and would much rather lead you to a world of hurt during rutting season.

speaking of animals that are hunted a funny story my teacher just shared with us

so one of his buddies when running in a brown sweet suit and had on wight gloves he did this right in the country during hunting seasen.......well you know where its going he got shot lol dont worry he is ok but who goes running in the country during hunting season where brown and whight gloves has he never herd of wight tail deer?

Somehow I'm not laughing.

Too many misspellings?

that and I guess even after all these years as an assassin I still take getting shot seriously.

Well, that's because you're usually not on the recieving end.

[Lucarilover240]

im very good at math

Ok lets say that from Chicago is 2223048 miles from Cleveland if one train leaves Cleveland going 88 MPH towards Chicago and the Chicago train heads to Cleveland at a speed of 87 MPH how long before the both collide?

Trick question. Trains going in opposite directions would be on different tracks. Kind of a no-brainer.

[AndyDufresne]

'Bananas' is a fitting answer to any trick question. Remember it. Use it. Love it. **Hands out a banana bunch**


--Andy