Becky asswhopped by anonymus 1v1 blabla

[Beckytheblondie]

Hello. My name is Beckytheblondie. For those of you who don't know me, I get my kicks from harassing other players on this site. (I have my favorite players (and least favorite) arranged in an excel spreadsheet.)

I would like to keep my relative rank above 1.000 and unfortunately it's at .997 at the moment.

I would accept any challenge from any player (ranked higher than me) to play 5 singles. There are only a few maps I cannot and will not play. I will play freestyle or sequential.(You should happily choose sequential as I am at -6319pts on sequential.) I will play escalating or no spoils. I will play adjacent, unlimited or chained.

I'm just trying to prove I ain't no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from Beyonce.

So challenge me! I bet you can't win 3!

[anonymus]

ok becky! time to put my damn crown to use..
i challange you! sequential feudal war
either 5 foggy escalating or maybe to make it a bit more fun;

2 esc chain foggy
1 nospoil chain foggy
1 nospoil adjacent sunny
1 esc adjacent foggy

how about it mate?

[#1_stunna]

lets get it on!!!

[anonymus]

im just waiting for becky to reply weather he rather get beat in 5 esc or in the mixed proposal
ill set up the games and post here as soon as i hear from our bearded friend..

[Beckytheblondie]

im just waiting for becky to reply weather he rather get beat in 5 esc or in the mixed proposal
ill set up the games and post here as soon as i hear from our bearded friend..

I accept:

2 esc chain foggy
1 nospoil chain foggy
1 nospoil adjacent sunny
1 esc adjacent foggy

Winner (3 or more wins) gets to call the loser (3 or more losses) any alliterative disparagement for one week.

[anonymus]

im just waiting for becky to reply weather he rather get beat in 5 esc or in the mixed proposal
ill set up the games and post here as soon as i hear from our bearded friend..

I accept:

2 esc chain foggy
1 nospoil chain foggy
1 nospoil adjacent sunny
1 esc adjacent foggy

Winner (3 or more wins) gets to call the loser (3 or more losses) any alliterative disparagement for one week.

its a deal!

brace for games..


Edit; oh! you did the invites very nice of you becky!

Game 5914274
Game 5914278
Game 5914292
Game 5914293
Game 5914297

[anonymus]

so anonymus wins 3 out of 5 and i now get to call becky for a.. something for a week..
what was it i could call you becky?

[BoganGod]

Call becky your "sweet transvestite, from transsexual Transylvania" Sweet transvestite suits him/her/it

[Beckytheblondie]

Call becky your "sweet transvestite, from transsexual Transylvania" Sweet transvestite suits him/her/it

It does suit me well...!

[KraphtOne]

you're a weird guy becks... weird guy

[Beckytheblondie]

That's hardly alliterative.

[jammyjames]

but provides some of the best posts and little forum games you can find.. becky... post up your spreadsheet some time. it would be interesting to see.

[Chuuuuck]

Where do I fall on that spreadsheet?

[Beckytheblondie]

Wedged comfortably in between colly85 and darkangelsguy205

...
15. colly85
16. Chuuuuck
17. darkangelsguy205
...

[Chuuuuck]

what did colly85 do to deserve to be above me? How do I move up on this list?

[Beckytheblondie]

Chuuuuck, it's a carefuuuul balance of tenacity and care. You need to puuuut in the work, but youuuu need to make it look like youuuu're not trying. I get tuuuurned off when people ask me to like them. I get tuuuurned on by non-sequitor tuuuuurrets shouuuuting.

Fouuuur Becky points for youuuu. Oh and I owe Crafty One.

[Chuuuuck]

...but youuuu need to make it look like youuuu're not trying.

I am not trying, because I don't care....

[azezzo]

challenge becky to a series of king of the mountains games, fog, escalating,

[Beckytheblondie]

...but youuuu need to make it look like youuuu're not trying.

I am not trying, because I don't care....

Hot!

[Beckytheblondie]

challenge becky to a series of king of the mountains games, fog, escalating,

ok azezzo, will you invite me?

[jammyjames]

back where do i place on this spreadsheet??

[Beckytheblondie]

back where do i place on this spreadsheet??

8th! But if you leave the site you fall off... I can;t have ghosts on my spreadsheet. That's why I took soccerghost off.

[colton24]

3 game Malta series. All no spoils,chained,sunney,auto,seq

[Beckytheblondie]

The point of this was to play other corporals. Colton, see my YOU SUCK thread in callouts. I'll play you all three.

[ljex]

Colton is a corporal you mean Colonels