the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

This thread is Huge.

hey the talking tolit is back hey

[targetman377]

Of cousre I'm a secret assassin why do you think I brag so much about something where I actually didn't assassinate the guy?

oh i c that makes sences

Your sentence, however, does not.

try i do

[targetman377]

Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

I miss days all the time. The reason I was upset about this morning was that I had something scheduled and she backed out on me. This left me no time to line up a backup piece of ass.

lol

[targetman377]

Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

ohhhh hey 2 dimes you have kids then you married????

[targetman377]

The Old Flame

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.











We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.






I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".







"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.






"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."







She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".







"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"








She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.










She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.









Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to f*ck off.

2diems this did not actually happan did it?

[AndyDufresne]

What is this, the targetman page? **Takes his bananas away**


--Andy

[2dimes]

ohhhh hey 2 dimes you have kids then you married????

No the other way around. I didn't do anything that would cause kids to happen before I was married.

[Lucarilover240]

Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240

Thank you. *Bows*

[Lucarilover240]

The Old Flame

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.











We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.






I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".







"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.






"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."







She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".







"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"








She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.










She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.









Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to f*ck off.

2diems this did not actually happan did it?

*facepalm*

[Army of GOD]

Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240

Thank you. *Bows*

*Cough* Insignificant! *cough*

[Army of GOD]

What is this, the targetman page? **Takes his bananas away**


--Andy

*Awkward turtle*

(He had more than one? )

[xelabale]

This is a really long thread

I feel like someone should discipline him. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Has anyone seen my ba.... hey! Come back here...

[targetman377]

Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

I'm the priest, auto is the alter boy.

man no wonder auto is so messed up

[targetman377]

Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

I'm the priest, auto is the alter boy.

I didn't want to give it away so easily...

i know after all your virginity is something to be proud of

[targetman377]

Nobody pays me in gum

sorry would you like too?

[targetman377]

Andy made it...that's why the monkey's the villian.

ohh ok wow andy your rich can i bum a franklyn oh wait we had one in here he posted pic now he's not

I've been busy doing stuff you guys wouldn't be interested in. No new pics to post. No new tales to tell {Love & Rockets}. The little guy is doing well. He started clapping last week . My mother is still too sick for guests so we are headed over to my brother's house in Atlanta. We'll be back tomorrow night. Hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving.

you too quirk have a good thanksgiveing

[targetman377]

your back and we found our new page pic!!!!!!!

[targetman377]

What is this, the targetman page? **Takes his bananas away**


--Andy

HEY!!!!! HEY!!! WHAT IF IT IS???? YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH IT?

[targetman377]

ohhhh hey 2 dimes you have kids then you married????

No the other way around. I didn't do anything that would cause kids to happen before I was married.

ohh are you married?

[targetman377]

Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240

Thank you. *Bows*

*Cough* Insignificant! *cough*

*tumbleweed*

[Utafar]

C-c-c-c-combobreaker

[Utafar]

Also do any of you longest thread threaders know how to post an image you have saved in a folder on your computer? I can't figure it out.

[Army of GOD]

You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

[Army of GOD]

Nobody pays me in gum

sorry would you like too?

I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.

[autoload]

This thread is Huge.

We should have a game show...Are you Huger than a longest thread? No one would ever win not even this guy...

New thread picture?