Moderators: Multi Hunters, Cheating/Abuse Team
So you have a life....Beckytheblondie wrote:Laughing my butt off. I actually have a life that pulls me away from the keyboard every now and again.
<3Beckytheblondie wrote:I have a cat. My cat was born without a kidney. I think it may also be deaf. I love my cat, Delilah-Anne, very, very much. She purrs.
Sometimes when she attacks my step-uncle in the den I must chase after her. I have to feed her Kellogg cereal, too. Today I ran out. The baby-sitter, Toby, bought a General Mills brand cereal. I scolded him. He told his mother and she called my work phone.
Delilah-Anne ran across the table and spilled the cereal on David's lap. David is my neighbor's tutor. He came over to get the math book.
You see, I had just started a speed game (sequential) when this occurred. I had second turn and by the time my opponent began and ended his turn- David's lap was wet with milk and Toby's mom was hollering at me on the phone. My step uncle decided that now is a good time to practice his Christian-Rap music, so I must go to the store to buy some excedrin. I'll be back.
Yes, I suppose this constitutes for a life. If I could, however, I'd trade it in for that driver Danica Patrick's life. It seems better. I bet her cat has a kidney.
You cant make that kind of stuff upBeckytheblondie wrote:I have a cat. My cat was born without a kidney. I think it may also be deaf. I love my cat, Delilah-Anne, very, very much. She purrs.
Sometimes when she attacks my step-uncle in the den I must chase after her. I have to feed her Kellogg cereal, too. Today I ran out. The baby-sitter, Toby, bought a General Mills brand cereal. I scolded him. He told his mother and she called my work phone.
Delilah-Anne ran across the table and spilled the cereal on David's lap. David is my neighbor's tutor. He came over to get the math book.
You see, I had just started a speed game (sequential) when this occurred. I had second turn and by the time my opponent began and ended his turn- David's lap was wet with milk and Toby's mom was hollering at me on the phone. My step uncle decided that now is a good time to practice his Christian-Rap music, so I must go to the store to buy some excedrin. I'll be back.
Yes, I suppose this constitutes for a life. If I could, however, I'd trade it in for that driver Danica Patrick's life. It seems better. I bet her cat has a kidney.
You really can't!king sam wrote:
You cant make that kind of stuff up
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king sam wrote:You cant make that kind of stuff upBeckytheblondie wrote:I have a cat. My cat was born without a kidney. I think it may also be deaf. I love my cat, Delilah-Anne, very, very much. She purrs.
Sometimes when she attacks my step-uncle in the den I must chase after her. I have to feed her Kellogg cereal, too. Today I ran out. The baby-sitter, Toby, bought a General Mills brand cereal. I scolded him. He told his mother and she called my work phone.
Delilah-Anne ran across the table and spilled the cereal on David's lap. David is my neighbor's tutor. He came over to get the math book.
You see, I had just started a speed game (sequential) when this occurred. I had second turn and by the time my opponent began and ended his turn- David's lap was wet with milk and Toby's mom was hollering at me on the phone. My step uncle decided that now is a good time to practice his Christian-Rap music, so I must go to the store to buy some excedrin. I'll be back.
Yes, I suppose this constitutes for a life. If I could, however, I'd trade it in for that driver Danica Patrick's life. It seems better. I bet her cat has a kidney.
No come on, chill out. Of course this will be investigated like any other claim in here, forgot I wasn't allowed to be a person cause my name is in green. my bad.jammyjames wrote: haha... so by the looks of it, because becky's very long ass story is so outrageously funny.. she is cleared automatically... love this hunting business from you guys
KS... im sorry if the wink didnt get across very well... i was being sarcastic... im not stupid enough to believe that...king sam wrote:No come on, chill out. Of course this will be investigated like any other claim in here, forgot I wasn't allowed to be a person cause my name is in green. my bad.jammyjames wrote: haha... so by the looks of it, because becky's very long ass story is so outrageously funny.. she is cleared automatically... love this hunting business from you guys
Yeah, but the point here is that over time Becky has built a reputation for rule abiding manners, at least in games. I know that (he/she?) has been an excellent participant in tournaments I have run.Brann2006 wrote:He did in fact play other speed games aswell as some of those, so that he got a life and so on, is just bs. And I know he could do more then games at once. Everyone knows...
yeah easier on the eyes you seeking sam wrote:got it, does this green look betterjammyjames wrote:
And I crossed the Atlantic in a tricycle.Brann2006 wrote:He did in fact play other speed games aswell as some of those, so that he got a life and so on, is just bs. And I know he could do more then games at once. Everyone knows...
Army of GOD wrote:Is Becky actually a girl?
I always pictured him/her as the guy that he/she used to have as his/her avatar.
Beckytheblondie wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Is Becky actually a girl?
I always pictured him/her as the guy that he/she used to have as his/her avatar.
While I consider myself less a male or female, and more a dinosaur, I will say, I have me both an X and a Y chromosome. I don't think I've claimed otherwise, though I realize the username may be misleading. Someday I'll tell the story of why I choose the name Beckytheblondie- *SPOILER ALERT*- I have no frickin idea. That said, believe you me, if I could change it, I would. If I could re pick a username, it would definitely be "Longjohnsilverschickenplanklover"- they're really tasty, I recommend them
Beckytheblondie wrote:I usually signed up for online games using my favorite American Idol Contestant: Constantine. Unfortunately, this name had been taken by a conquer clubber who signed up in 2006. Unsure of what to do, I went on an epic quest to Huntington Beach's pier. There, while slurping on a frozen banana (there's always money in the banana stand) I ran into a gnarly surfer name Cole. Cole told me of adventures he had on the Peruvian coastline. He told me of all the coke he did, the women he knew (in the biblical sense), the prank calls he made. One prank call, in specific, he made to a woman named Jennifer. He had dialed 867-5309 and left a dirty voicemail on her answering machine. Jennifer had just been forced to sell off her engagement ring to a local pawn shop so that she could pay off her mortgage and buy diapers. She had just been fired from her waitress job. The diapers were for her Nana who was in the nursing home in San Antonio, TX. When Jennifer went to the post office to mail our these diapers, she ran into a surfer named Cole who was bragging about some prank calls he had made months earlier. One of them sounded strangely horrific. Just as Jennifer confronted Cole, a masked bandit entered the post office and demanded that someone buy him a stamp so that he could mail a letter to his sweetheart in Germany. This sweetheart's name was Amanda. Amanda was a huge Constantine fan,she could sing along to all his songs. It was just two weeks after she received her masked bandit boyfriend's letter that I changed my username to Beckytheblondie.
