the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[AndyDufresne]

If he busy, that means he can't post here...enroll him in more classes. **Hands over a bowl of bananas as payment**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

assassin's secret.,

assassin's secret to where i am

No Assassin's secret as to how i know where you re.

you know where my secret base is than? no you dont sorry but you dont

So you think it's just coincidence tht that plce is the one portion of the universe that I have never gone to?

no youve gone there thats what makes it so great!!![/quote]

shh! I was trying to lead your enemies off the trail...

[strike wolf]

Ah, a math final tomorrow and a Political Science Final on Wenesday. And then I am done for 4 weeks.

By the way, like my new sig?

Yes but you forgot to make it a Georgia player.

[strike wolf]

I think target may need more than a geography class. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Ive enrolled him in so many classes though my fingers are tired and I'll hve to finish catching up later...

[muy_thaiguy]

Ah, a math final tomorrow and a Political Science Final on Wenesday. And then I am done for 4 weeks.

By the way, like my new sig?

Yes but you forgot to make it a Georgia player.

Why on God's green earth would I do such a heinous thing as that?

[Lucarilover240]

The Sheriff of Rottingham lives!!!

with n old wench.

Wait, what part of Georgia you from? South Central?

No, the Northern Border, right across the street from some Russian village. He also started that war between Georgia and Russia some months back.

i have no clue what is going on here

The Sherrif of Rottingham and his sidekick The Old Wench started a war between the Northern part of Georgia, where Muy lives, and a small Russian village, what's not to get?

[Lucarilover240]

really nope long boring movie all gang movies are like that

It's not a gangster movie. It's a mobster movie. They have honor. They have decency. They live by codes and rules within their family. Everything they do is just business, and nothing personal. Gangsters, on the other hand, are just a bunch of scumbags who will do anything to get their hands on some coke.

ok mobster is boring too

You disappoint me.

[Lucarilover240]

Not much activity in here.

That's what your mum said last night.

right after your mom said that taste like the rainbow

Hahaha, nice one!

[Lucarilover240]

Reports Andy to the admins for bullying.

Reports ManB for tattling

Reports Army for tattling on a tattler.

Reports Muy for tattling on the tattler of a tattler, f*ck, I don't know.

reports all your ass for not being cool like me

Reports Target for not having a clue how to type.

[Lucarilover240]

I heart Omegle:

Epic Pokemon Battle with Stranger

Stranger: STRANGER USES RAIN OF BULLETS ATTACK
You: Snorlax uses splash
You: No effect
Stranger: stranger smacks hand on forehead
You: Critical hit!
You: Snorlax uses watch Twilight!
You: Snorlax is now confused
Stranger: stranger uses stephenie meyer logic
Stranger: stranger is confused
You: It's not very effective...
You: Snorlax hurts himself cuz he's a fucking dumbtard
Stranger: critical hit!!
You: ...waiting for Stranger to attack...
Stranger: stranger uses Edward Cullen Sparkles!!!
You: It's super mega effective!
You: Snorlax died! OH NOES!
You: You sends out Magikarp!
Stranger: Stranger uses LMAO
You: Magikarp is poisoned
You: Magikarp uses Penis slap!
Stranger: Stranger is hypnotized!
You: Magikarp is hurt by the poison
Stranger: Stranger is still hypnotized!
You: Magikarp uses rape!
Stranger: STRANGER SNAPS OUT OF IT
Stranger: STRANGER USES BLOWS WHISTLE
Stranger: magikarp is arrested.
You: You was defeated!
You: Stranger gains over 9000 exp. points!

THE MOST EPIC BATTLE OF ALL TIME!

[ManBungalow]

What's a Snorlax ?
It sounds like a sleeping drug with added laxative.

[Lucarilover240]

Almost forgot...

You: Stranger gains over 9000 exp. points!

(Throws back head) NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

[Lucarilover240]

What's a Snorlax ?
It sounds like a sleeping drug with added laxative.

A Pokemon that sleeps and eats, and does little else.


It also beats other Pokemon up if it is owned by a trainer.

[Army of GOD]

What's a Snorlax ?
It sounds like a sleeping drug with added laxative.

It's over-weight and sleeps way too much.


A perfect role model for kids!

[AndyDufresne]

**Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

I declare page 3196 TARGETMAN'S PAGE

yeah i just noticed that too!!!! lol


oh by the way way to go me on page 3200!!!! woot woot only 100 pages left tell we top dog!!!!!! yeah!!!! come on guys woot woot down the home strech now!!!

[targetman377]

Been a while

Hows tricks?

dariune HOW YOU GOOD TO SEE YOU LONG TIME NO SEE!!!!!!!

The Sheriff of Rottingham lives!!!

who is that

You are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hywgl816yRQ

ohhh lol now i get it lol funny

[targetman377]

Not much activity in here.

That's what your mum said last night.

right after your mom said that taste like the rainbow

This wins my first ever WHAT? Award

when ever skittles comes i aways say taste the rainbow and and i was refring to his mom it was a dis you have to think drity

[targetman377]

with n old wench.

Wait, what part of Georgia you from? South Central?

No, the Northern Border, right across the street from some Russian village. He also started that war between Georgia and Russia some months back.

i have no clue what is going on here

*enrolls target in a geography class.

i know where georiga is just no clue what they are talking about and i am in geography class getting an A in it

[targetman377]

The cat was let out of the bag on that one, you can thank the National Enquirer for the info (aka, target).

what in order to keep my Natianial enquirer going aka i own it!!!!i need to make some things that are legit

*puts on black suit and sunglasses*

Keep up the good work you guys have the best investigative reporting on the planet. I tell my partner Mr. White here that he can read the New York times if he wants they sometimes get lucky but it's the National Enquirer for me.

good job guys!!!

[targetman377]

Wow we're actually catching up to the #%^#%$^&#$^ crew

did he just say what i thought he said man the guns and amo

I cn't tell the word is censored...

oh brother

[targetman377]

really nope long boring movie all gang movies are like that

It's not a gangster movie. It's a mobster movie. They have honor. They have decency. They live by codes and rules within their family. Everything they do is just business, and nothing personal. Gangsters, on the other hand, are just a bunch of scumbags who will do anything to get their hands on some coke.

ok mobster is boring too

*enrolls Target in a class to teach him why the Godfather is a great movie*

goes to class by the end the whole class agrees with me

[targetman377]

Almost 6% of my posts have been in this topic. That means that 6-10% of my posts on Conquer Club in total [700-1000 posts], have been about bananas in some way. **Ponders this, while peeling a banana**


--Andy

wow and they say jokes get old not that one but your first post here where not always about bananas

*enrolls target in three english classes, one for grammar, one for spelling and a third for punctuation.*

Does not go. heheeheh

[targetman377]

Autoload's generosity must be because of the Holiday Season. **Passes out a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

Nope, still hate the holidays.

the older i get i find i agree with you more and more


scary

*enrolls him in a capitalization class for good measure.*

Target's gonna be busy next semester.

no i wont i just killed all my professors If they did not guarantee me A so now i don't have to go!!!

[targetman377]

If he busy, that means he can't post here...enroll him in more classes. **Hands over a bowl of bananas as payment**


--Andy

WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME.