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StephenB
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Yeah. It's pretty big.
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StephenB wrote: Why did JR get the special help medal?
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mine too and i shall be eating it for Christmas ... turkeys are just so damn passé! 
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I won't be eating mine. I enjoy playing with it too much. I don't know if all cocks are like this, but mine is well aggressive. I often pretend it's a bull, get a towel, wave it around and watch the big guy charge at me.
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StephenB wrote: Why did JR get the special help medal?
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well unless your cock plays conquer club, this thread is for "off topic" ;) moved!
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clapper011 wrote:well unless your cock plays conquer club, this thread is for "off topic" ;) moved!
I hate to be the one who points this out, but...

you just moved "My Cock"...

technically speaking of course
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
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AAFitz wrote:
clapper011 wrote:well unless your cock plays conquer club, this thread is for "off topic" ;) moved!
I hate to be the one who points this out, but...

you just moved "My Cock"...

technically speaking of course
and I bet your cock,... enjoyed it too! ;)
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You would have cuts all over your hands if you tried to pick up my cock, let alone move him somewhere. My cock doesn't have any diseases though, so it wouldn't be too bad.
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StephenB wrote: Why did JR get the special help medal?
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StephenB wrote:You would have cuts all over your hands if you tried to pick up my cock, let alone move him somewhere. My cock doesn't have any diseases though, so it wouldn't be too bad.
Its a small one though, from what Ive heard. Im sure no damage would occur. In fact, I doubt shed feel a thing.

This should really not be the first thread one reads after waking up.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
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AAFitz wrote:In fact, I doubt shed feel a thing.
Trust me, she'd be screaming pretty loud.
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StephenB wrote: Why did JR get the special help medal?
I don't know. Needing special help isn't giving it.
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StephenB wrote:
AAFitz wrote:In fact, I doubt shed feel a thing.
Trust me, she'd be screaming pretty loud.
you think she'll laugh that much?!
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Robinette couldn't have said it better herself
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
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StephenB wrote:Yeah. It's pretty big.
So , you have a chiken farm, thats so...... rustic
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I've humped my cock on several occasions.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:I've humped my cock on several occasions.
Have you choked your chicken too?
Don't forget to spread a little sunshine, and to bring a towel.
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Only when the occasion called for it. Sometimes the chicken can be very hard to handle so I gotta be a bit rough with it.
Damn thing will spit on me.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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There should be more threads like this about lobsters.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:Only when the occasion called for it. Sometimes the chicken can be very hard to handle so I gotta be a bit rough with it.
Damn thing will spit on me.

where is xtratabasco when i need him?

dds is speaking of chickens as if they are alpacas...

i wont spit on you dds, but i sure will give you a facial...
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2dimes wrote:There should be more threads like this about lobsters.
Yes, the best is the lazy mans lobster. Nothing like having all the work done for you, and just sitting back and enjoying really.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
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this forum needs more cock threads.

Cocks are important.

Really important.

Cocks Rock.

It's winter time in England - so I'll come back to brag about mine in the summertime
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clapper011 wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
clapper011 wrote:well unless your cock plays conquer club, this thread is for "off topic" ;) moved!
I hate to be the one who points this out, but...

you just moved "My Cock"...

technically speaking of course
and I bet your cock,... enjoyed it too! ;)
Gotta love a gal with a sense of humor :D
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Depends if she's got other things going for her too.
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StephenB wrote:Depends if she's got other things going for her too.
then it depends... cant have brains
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