CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [Winners: see 1st post]

[RedBaron0]

Oh right... extra presents! I claim extra box #9.

A cute bunny and a overgrown chicken, in the ground, planning... stuff. Neat-o! Don't forget turn RIGHT at Albuquerque. MUWAHAHAHAHA

[Suzy1]

Oh right... extra presents! I claim extra box #9.

A cute bunny and a overgrown chicken, in the ground, planning... stuff. Neat-o! Don't forget turn RIGHT at Albuquerque. MUWAHAHAHAHA

Sees the sign that says "TURN RIGHT", but the word RIGHT is written over a crossed out "LEFT"! Hmmmmmmm... My bunny senses tell me Somethin's Up!!! Detours Cautiously

[Suzy1]

Ohhhhhhhh!!!! It was 10 PM Pacific time. So now it is official, I want box #10!!!

[MyTurnToWin]

I choose #4 since meep meep I live near the "Four Corners". Besides, I have lots of experience in helping things blow up so two boxes for me is fair.

[MyTurnToWin]

Ms. Bunny has been gone too long. I told her turn left. LEFT. I think I'll dash out and look for her. meep meep>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whoosh

[magneto_acolyte]

Since I waited until after 10:00PM PST I will take box # 9 in honor of this year's sci-fi movie "District 9". I did originally post just after Lola at 10:00PM EST but deleted since I saw time limit had not past.

[Elijah S]

Ok...um...Butters, what part of after 10pm PST did you not understand?
Any other time of year I'd say tough luck - but in the true spirit of the holidays, Santa Eric put another gift under the tree... #13 went to you Butters... but will it be lucky or unlucky #13??? hee hee... We'll find out tonight, when all the good little toons get to open their gifts and reveal their points and new challenges! Mom, I'm busy! No, I don't wanna go to school... Damnit, I have to go to school now.

[RedBaron0]

Well... I just followed what the bunny was doing, please don't punish me Eric.... I'll be good!

Yes.... my evil plan is working, getting the bunny lost by giving bad directions AHA-HAHAHAHHA bring forth the CHAOS.

[Suzy1]

Well... I just followed what the bunny was doing, please don't punish me Eric.... I'll be good!

Yes.... my evil plan is working, getting the bunny lost by giving bad directions AHA-HAHAHAHHA bring forth the CHAOS.

Little do they know, I am not lost at all...RoadRunner, Pssst, Over here!!!! I used Mr. Burns's invisible eraser again...Now we can get down to business...See ya in the funny papers...Lola

[MyTurnToWin]

I'm so glad you are ok Ms. Bunny.

I ate a bite of a Twinkie and now I'm feeling a bit woosy. Not sure I can run at top speed. I think I better take it easy..... I don't want to miss the Box Blowing Up Bash..... ........... Maybe I should just eat grubs and flies for the next few hours ......

[ODWO]

I used Mr. Burns's invisible eraser again...

Lola .... that's not an eraser. And I saw you sneaking up, quickly replacing the contents in my pockets, etc. with clever devises that will be helpful in the future. An ultraviolet light would reveal what you are holding and what it really is (invisible, correct?), for those who might know about such ... things. Just notice the "X" on top and Asian circuitry inside it ... you'll also notice the 3 letters inscribed inside the plate on back that spell out ... G P S. The "S" is not for Samsung.

[Suzy1]

I used Mr. Burns's invisible eraser again...

Lola .... that's not an eraser. And I saw you sneaking up, quickly replacing the contents in my pockets, etc. with clever devises that will be helpful in the future. An ultraviolet light would reveal what you are holding and what it really is (invisible, correct?), for those who might know about such ... things. Just notice the "X" on top and Asian circuitry inside it ... you'll also notice the 3 letters inscribed inside the plate on back that spell out ... G P S. The "S" is not for Samsung.

I am so "Shocked"!!!! It must stand for Sony then, right? Now where did I put that ultraviolet light...You are a force to be reckoned with Mr. Burns, I say with the utmost respect, mind you! "X".... Hmmmmmm! I need to open the lab, so this can be inspected further...Oh My Goodness, who let the rabbits out!

[magneto_acolyte]

Game 5998641

I was able to put "way too much pressure" on the South Park kid Tweak and outsmart my fellow Mensa Springfield member Lisa Simpson even though I had some of the "worst strategy ever".
But it does not make up for losing earlier to that "Looney" southern rooster & his skunk buddy from France.

[MyTurnToWin]

Ms. Bunny, I know where there is an ultra violet light. It is hidden in the hollowed out dead cactus by the (whispers location in her floppy left ear). And that gadget the bizarre yellow faced man has had its wiring altered slightly, but just enough that we (handing Ms. Bunny a tiny remove control) can use it to our advantage.

meep meep

[Suzy1]

Ms. Bunny, I know where there is an ultra violet light. It is hidden in the hollowed out dead cactus by the (whispers location in her floppy left ear). And that gadget the bizarre yellow faced man has had its wiring altered slightly, but just enough that we (handing Ms. Bunny a tiny remove control) can use it to our advantage.

meep meep

R.R. I think we are becoming partners in crime of some sort!!!

[Elijah S]

Hello again toons... Sorry for the delay, but I've been sick - My mom even "made me" stay home from school.
So, without further delay, it's time to blow up those boxes and see what's inside...

Box#-Character - Points Inside - Challenge
1) Stan 1,000,322 Happy Holidays! Challenge
2) Kyle 1,000,347 Game Challenge
3) Butters 1,000,315 Happy Holidays! Challenge
4) Roadrunner 1,000,332 Limerick Challenge
5) Mr. Burns 1,000,363 Limerick Challenge
6) Jeff 1,000,350 Scavenger Hunt
7) Eric 1,000,321 Happy Holidays! Challenge
8 ) Yosemite Sam 1,000,312 Game Challenge
9) Jeff 1,000,318 Limerick Challenge
10) Lola 1,000,355 Scavenger Hunt
11) Lola 1,000,325 Game Challenge
12) Roadrunner 1,000,358 Scavenger Hunt
13) Butters 1,000,319 Game Challenge

Game Challenge - a 4 Player game will be set up and passwords sent.

Limerick Challenge - 3 Players will write a Limerick - in character - about Conquer Club. (-Lola Bunny will chose the winner.)

Happy Holidays Challenge - 3 Players will try to get their friends to post in this thread "Happy Holidays", "Merry Christmas", "Season's Greetings" to (player's name)". The one who gets the most greetings by Christmas Eve wins! -And remember, they must mention your name for you to get credit!

Scavenger Hunt - 3 Players will be given a list of "items" and clues to their whereabouts. Items will be found in various threads throughout CC.

Winners of each Challenge will be awarded 1,000,363 Points!

Limerick Challenge and Happy Holidays challenges can start right away.
Scavenger Hunt and Game Challenge info will be PM'd to those players this weekend, and I'll also recalculate point totals.

[Suzy1]

Subject: Example, Limerick


There once was a toon named Mr. Burns
Who's points from Cartman he did earn,
Butters and RoadRunner were in the top running
And indeed proved to be rather cunning,
However, the wheels do still turn!

[ODWO]

Hello again toons... Sorry for the delay, but I've been sick - My mom even "made me" stay home from school.
So, without further delay, it's time to blow up those boxes and see what's inside...



Box#-Character - Points Inside - Challenge
1) Stan 1,000,322 Happy Holidays! Challenge
2) Kyle 1,000,347 Game Challenge
3) Butters 1,000,315 Happy Holidays! Challenge
4) Roadrunner 1,000,332 Limerick Challenge
5) Mr. Burns 1,000,363 Limerick Challenge
6) Jeff 1,000,350 Scavenger Hunt
7) Eric 1,000,321 Happy Holidays! Challenge
8 ) Yosemite Sam 1,000,312 Game Challenge
9) Jeff 1,000,318 Limerick Challenge
10) Lola 1,000,355 Scavenger Hunt
11) Lola 1,000,325 Game Challenge
12) Roadrunner 1,000,358 Scavenger Hunt
13) Butters 1,000,319 Game Challenge

Game Challenge - a 4 Player game will be set up and passwords sent.

Limerick Challenge - 3 Players will write a Limerick - in character - about Conquer Club. (-Lola Bunny will chose the winner.)

Happy Holidays Challenge - 3 Players will try to get their friends to post in this thread "Happy Holidays", "Merry Christmas", "Season's Greetings" to (player's name)". The one who gets the most greetings by Christmas Eve wins! -And remember, they must mention your name for you to get credit!

Scavenger Hunt - 3 Players will be given a list of "items" and clues to their whereabouts. Items will be found in various threads throughout CC.

Winners of each Challenge will be awarded 1,000,363 Points!

Limerick Challenge and Happy Holidays challenges can start right away.
Scavenger Hunt and Game Challenge info will be PM'd to those players this weekend, and I'll also recalculate point totals.

HA! I have a feeling that .. since I do not have a "partners in crime" ... I've already lost this one.

Mr. Burns new assistant: Mr. Burns, sir. Are you whining about the Limerick Challenge?
Mr. Burns: a .. no. That would be ODWO. But he does it so nicely.
ODWO: (rummaging through a bookshelf trying to find a dictionary to figure out what the word "limerick" actually means and what he's going to have to do in order to come up with a ...a ... a limerick? It does have the word "lime" in it)

[MyTurnToWin]

I'll help you with your limerick. Here are the easy rules to guide you. meep meep

1) Be sure it has an even number of lines
2) Be sure the last words in the lines do not rhyme with each other
3) Be sure it is somber and serious

I know this might mean you will win.

Roadrunner smiles.

I'm a good sport. Just ask that ol' coyote.

Bye whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[Suzy1]

The first 2 and last lines rhyme and so does the 3rd and 4th.

[MyTurnToWin]

Ms. Bunny, please shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I want to win the Limerick contest.

[Elijah S]

Eric Cartman - Elijah S - 35-trillion pts.
Lola Bunny - Suzy1 - 14,000,837 pts.
Roadrunner - MyTurnToWin - 14,000,835 pts.
Butters Stotch - RedBaron0 - 14,000,773 pts.
Jeff Alberson - magneto_acolyte - 14,000,701 pts.
Mr. Burns - ODWO - 13,000,501 pts.
Yosemite Sam - Gilligan - 13,000,344 pts.
Stan Marsh - Grifftron - 13,000,412 pts.
Kyle - aligator_al - 13,000,374 pts.

The players who didn't grab a box have been eliminated from contention, and those who were able to grab two gifts gained a clear advantage!
But the competition is close and any of the 9 remaining players has a chance at the title! - Head-to-head combat is inevitable and so cool! What? - No Mom, I'm busy. What? Fried chicken?... oh, ok... I'll do this later...

[RedBaron0]

The bunny and chicken have been acting goofy... but this isn't unexpected. We must thinks of ways to bring more CHAOS to the thread.....

{Elmer Fudd sings opera in the background} Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit...

No... that wouldn't bring CHAOS Mr. Fudd... but I like the way you're thinking.

{flicks on the TV to FOX... commercial for American Idol comes on}

Uh.... I really don't like that show.... so many people just can't si-- YES!

Hey.... Eric! I'm sail-ing a-way...

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Suzy1]

Ms. Bunny, please shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I want to win the Limerick contest.

Shhhhhhhhshes!!!

[Suzy1]

The bunny and chicken have been acting goofy... but this isn't unexpected. We must thinks of ways to bring more CHAOS to the thread.....

{Elmer Fudd sings opera in the background} Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit...

No... that wouldn't bring CHAOS Mr. Fudd... but I like the way you're thinking.

{flicks on the TV to FOX... commercial for American Idol comes on}

Uh.... I really don't like that show.... so many people just can't si-- YES!

Hey.... Eric! I'm sail-ing a-way...

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

GASPS!!!! You know what it means when the wabbit dies, dont'cha? Where's my earmuffs when I need em!