king of the hill

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:55 am

I build a hill in the middle of the lake and then drain the lake, my hill

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:03 pm

I make my own hill on the other side of the planet while everyone else kills eachother on another hill

My very own hill...With a fortress!

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:05 pm

Walks up onto every hill and resists any attempt to stop me claiming right to roam.

My country paths conveniently on every hill!

RAMB0.36 · Post by **RAMB0.36** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:18 pm

you get a bad report card and your mom kills you with a duck

my hill!!

cdman · Post by **cdman** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:45 pm

i beat the shit out of you whit a rubber chicken!

my hill

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:40 pm

I take the rubber chiken and beat you up.

My Hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:59 pm

I call donkey kong and he eats your digital banana ass.

My hill.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:39 pm

but the video game-reality portal doesn't close, and my avvy comes and eats you (after spiking you and then chewing you)

My...what were we talking about again?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:48 pm

I give you a stomache cramp so bad that you shoot yourself in the head to get rid of the pain. I then come back to life and reclaim the hill.

my hill.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:50 pm

you come back to life with only 1 leg, and half of a jaw. I poke you and you fall down.

My hill

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:39 pm

I fart in your general direction. It smells so awful, nobody wants the hill anymore.

No one's awful smelling hill.

P.S. The smell lingers FOREVER!!!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:46 pm

I find another hill and give it to someone.

someone's hill.

everywhere116 · Post by **everywhere116** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:50 pm

strike wolf wrote:I find another hill and give it to someone.

someone's hill.

That would be me.

MY HILL!

Huguenots · Post by **Huguenots** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:50 pm

you give it to me

my hill

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:11 am

since everyone seems so giving, im sure ill return the favor but for now...

my hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:30 am

I buy the hill from you

my hill

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:31 am

i disagree with the terms you offered

so i decline your request, regaining the hill

edmundomcpot · Post by **edmundomcpot** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:34 am

you feel guilty and give the hill to me

my hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:36 am

you violate the "take a penny leave a penny" rules while buying from my drug store and go to jail (do not pass go :wink:

)

my hill

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:37 am

arrange a small scale operation from jail while building up my post count...

my hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:48 am

what post count?

*in arnold schwarzenneger (sp?) accent*
you're puny post count is no match, you puny leettle man!

I crush you're confidence

my hill

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:50 am

the post count that will surely rise because of spam games like this....

even if im crushed now, "ill be back"

my hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:52 am

the spam has a mind of its own and consumes you're soul

My hill

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:54 am

ouch, i suppose if its any consolation

my hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:06 am

oh yeah and tonka sues you for using their name

my hill