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Lucarilover240 wrote:Nothing too post-worthy for me at the moment.
It happens to the best of us.
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Backlog complete.
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Not much activity in here.
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I've been hiding from the scary white stuff falling from the sky...SAVE ME JIMBO!
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Yeah, that white stuff had me running indoors the last 3 days.
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Track or treadmill? You're wasting a ton of energy here, you should have a treadmill with a generator, you can power your house.
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I have a treadmill at home, but I prefer to run on the indoor track. 9 laps to a mile isn't too terrible.
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I'm out.
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autoload wrote:Yeah, that white stuff had me running indoors the last 3 days.
It scares me...
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
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strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Yeah, that white stuff had me running indoors the last 3 days.
It scares me...
Cocaine?
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strike wolf wrote:I've been hiding from the scary white stuff falling from the sky...SAVE ME JIMBO!
Oh, so it is cocaine.
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Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Yeah, that white stuff had me running indoors the last 3 days.
It scares me...
Cocaine?
Cocaine is scary but this stuff's different. It's white and it melts into some crazy clear liquid. there's something wrong about it...
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strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Yeah, that white stuff had me running indoors the last 3 days.
It scares me...
Cocaine?
Cocaine is scary but this stuff's different. It's white and it melts into some crazy clear liquid. there's something wrong about it...
Did you taste it yet?
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Sometimes it comes in a yellow variant...
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autoload wrote:Sometimes it comes in a yellow variant...
Only when the huskies have passed.
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Washington State residents? Seattle specifically?
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Yeah, that white stuff had me running indoors the last 3 days.
It scares me...
Cocaine?
Cocaine is scary but this stuff's different. It's white and it melts into some crazy clear liquid. there's something wrong about it...
Did you taste it yet?
I have and thanks to that I have befriended the white enemy...
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Not much activity in here.
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autoload wrote:Washington State residents? Seattle specifically?
I've considered it.
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strike wolf wrote:I've been hiding from the scary white stuff falling from the sky...SAVE ME JIMBO!
Auto, would you please stop jerking off? You've even managed to frighten Strike now.
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Sorry about that, its been a while for me.
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Take some good advice from Dr. Roth's son, "You better use it up before it gets old."
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Where is targetman? We need a good laugh in here.
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Copy past joke will have to hold you over until the real thing comes back.

Why men don't write advice colums.
Dear Walter,


I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past
six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was sacked from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no dirt in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps.


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Good one dimes. I'm going to have to tell that one to the guys.
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