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General Apologies

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Seeing as it is now the norm of the 21st Century to apologise as often as one can, and seeing that so many refuse to do so...you know who you are...I thought a general apologies thread a la General Congrats thread would be a help.

So all and any of you who feel the need to apologise for some infraction, indiscretion, violation, infringement or anything else you feel the need to apologise for that is cc related of course, such as losing like a (nancy boy / harlot / imbecile / retard - delete as appropriate) you can now come to this standard thread and post your apology.

And for those cc members to whom the apology is directed, you can now come to this thread and feel smug and self satisfied (as I often do) whilst reading the toadying, sycophantic, or not, words of apology aimed in your direction.

Normal rules of the thread are only that all posts should include an apology…so in this vein may I humbly apologise for actually having the temerity to start such a hand wringingly obsequious thread in the first place.
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Okay. This right here is fantastic. I feel a general but non specific purge coming on:

I apologize for the general state of affairs with regard, although not limited to, my general personality and abilities (or any observed lack therein). I repent of said non-stated maladies and inabilities that you may or may not perceive, and regret any general (or specific) discomfort I may or may not have caused you, vague individuals I have never met (and never will meet), with regard to whatever it is that bugs you.

I hope this clears things up. In a general but heart felt way and that, perhaps you grab a nap.

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I'm sorry for some peoples little butts.

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I completely apologize for that one time I was wrong.
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AAFitz wrote:I completely apologize for that one time I was wrong.


I remember that one time when you were wrong...



And now, I will humbly apologize for never being wrong...

well, except for that one time when i THOUGHT i had made a mistake,,, but it turned out i was completely wrong about that.
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Robinette wrote:
AAFitz wrote:I completely apologize for that one time I was wrong.


I remember that one time when you were wrong...



And now, I will humbly apologize for never being wrong...

well, except for that one time when i THOUGHT i had made a mistake,,, but it turned out i was completely wrong about that.
:-$


I would like to apologise for that one time.. at band camp..
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First of all I would like to apologize for being so awesome that it hurts your self-esteem.

I'd also like to apologize for starting a lieutenants only -game and then losing my lieutenant rank before the game had even begun.

I'd also like to apologize for making so many stupid posts while sleep deprived, drunk or high on weed.

I'd also like to apologize about all the lame apologies.
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I'd to apologize for the question I am about to ask.

Fruitcake wrote: you can now come to this thread and feel smug and self satisfied (as I often do) whilst reading the toadying, sycophantic, or not, words of apology aimed in your direction.


Someone actually apologized to you?
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Georgerx7di wrote: Someone actually apologized to you?

urban legend...
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jiminski wrote:
Robinette wrote:
AAFitz wrote:I completely apologize for that one time I was wrong.


I remember that one time when you were wrong...



And now, I will humbly apologize for never being wrong...

well, except for that one time when i THOUGHT i had made a mistake,,, but it turned out i was completely wrong about that.
:-$


I would like to apologise for that one time.. at band camp..


Dont apologize to us. Apologize to fred.
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I would like to apologize for freakens and fitz breaking the one rule of this thread :lol:
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I would like to apologize to my wife.

I realise that me being on a certain website for hours on end was a completely selfish thing to do.

I therefore promise to cut down to 10 minutes at a time, twice a day.

I know, I know..... Ive been on here all day but as soon as Ive finished the 3 speed games and 15 turns i have to take in my casual games i will then be all yours......

Sorry..... forgot to mention the tournament games I'm in.... but then I`ll turn it off.....


Suzie......



SUZIE?!?!

Now where has she gone?

WHAT DID I DO????
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i would like to apologize on behalf of andy for deadbeating out of this game....[game]6195845[/game]

i would also like to apologize on behalf of cc for allowing antony.trupe in that game to think that cc is run by a bunch of deadbeats.

i also would like to apologize on behalf of obx for foeing the entire cc community.
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I'm sorry...that you're all a bunch of dumnarses.
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Woodruff wrote:I'm sorry...that this thread is full of dumnarses.



i am very sorry on behalf of woodruff for never supporting cc monetarily.
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AAFitz wrote:I completely apologize for that one time I was wrong.


I apologise for being correct all the time...

C.

PS - you spelt apologise wrong.
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ronc8649 wrote:
Woodruff wrote:I'm sorry...that this thread is full of dumnarses.


i am very sorry on behalf of woodruff for never supporting cc monetarily.


I apologize that you quoted me before I altered it. <laughing>

And not only have I supported CC monetarily, I have done so quite a bit. But it was a nice try.
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yeti_c wrote:
AAFitz wrote:I completely apologize for that one time I was wrong.


I apologise for being correct all the time...

C.

PS - you spelt apologise wrong.


Au contraire, that was the one time I was talking about.
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woodruff would like to apologize for the 2389 posts that irritated people on cc that he has written.
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Woodruff wrote:
ronc8649 wrote:
Woodruff wrote:I'm sorry...that this thread is full of dumnarses.


i am very sorry on behalf of woodruff for never supporting cc monetarily.


I apologize that you quoted me before I altered it. <laughing>

And not only have I supported CC monetarily, I have done so quite a bit. But it was a nice try.



So your saying your a multi of a premium player? Who?
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I'm sorry for all of the people who broke the one rule of the thread ON THE FIRST PAGE.
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jefjef wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
ronc8649 wrote:
Woodruff wrote:I'm sorry...that this thread is full of dumnarses.


i am very sorry on behalf of woodruff for never supporting cc monetarily.


I apologize that you quoted me before I altered it. <laughing>

And not only have I supported CC monetarily, I have done so quite a bit. But it was a nice try.



So your saying your a multi of a premium player? Who?


I apologize that jefjef is so infatuated with hunting down troublemakers and making C&A reports that he broke the thread's cardinal rule. :lol:

(though I would like to know how woody thinks he has supported CC with cold hard cash) :-s
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i would like to apologize to myself for staying up so late on CC every night.

on behalf of the CC community for being such arses to colton
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Snowgun wrote:
jefjef wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
ronc8649 wrote:
Woodruff wrote:I'm sorry...that this thread is full of dumnarses.


i am very sorry on behalf of woodruff for never supporting cc monetarily.


I apologize that you quoted me before I altered it. <laughing>

And not only have I supported CC monetarily, I have done so quite a bit. But it was a nice try.



So your saying your a multi of a premium player? Who?


I apologize that jefjef is so infatuated with hunting down troublemakers and making C&A reports that he broke the thread's cardinal rule. :lol:

(though I would like to know how woody thinks he has supported CC with cold hard cash) :-s



Gee snow. This is how I apologize. Good work is an apology for bad.
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woodruff would like to apologize to everyone for coming back to cc after leaving cc(because of all of the death threats that he received) after saying that he would never, under any circumstances, come back to cc again.


So for the SECOND time in my ConquerClub life, I am receiving specific and clear threats to my life. Threats which, by their nature, I find I must take seriously for my safety, as well as the safety of my wife and my students.

Since ConquerClub, in their infinite incompetence (apparently to include lackattack, though I have no confirmation that he's even been told), is unwilling to take action to work with me on this as well as the fact that this is precisely the same reaction I received from TeamCC the first time this happened (some time ago), I have determined that I have no choice but to go to the authorities. My school district has advised me to quit the site and to proceed through legal channels to have the identity of the individual making those threats to me revealed to law enforcement agencies.

I am therefore taking their advise and, following these postings to make sure that everyone is aware of the site's willingness to turn a blind eye to clear and serious cyber-bullying, I will never return, regardless of the outcome of the legal proceedings. Don't bother PM'ing, as I will not see it.
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