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[targetman377]

Mama...
Just killed a man...
Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead...

Mama, life has just begun
but now I've gone and thrown it all away...


P.S. Did I mention the lyrics are also kickass.

Mama,
OoooOOoooo...
Didn't mean to make you cry...

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

mountian dew mountian will do the foundu me gallioa gallioa

[targetman377]

Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.

Estate is the most fucked up mission in the game. Even more so than Favela (though still a little easier than Favela).

Funny MW2 moment. playing 4 player freestyle. I'm stalking this one guy who is completely oblivious trying ot knife him. I get to the point where he's going to turn, go through a door where I would have lost track of him So I aim and miss only to see another guy's bullet miss at the same time and realize I haven't been the only one stalking him. I turn towards where the bullet came from and the guy ran across my screen not realizing I was also there, and goes through the door,, I get behind him and line up the shot but what I don't realize is that the fourth guy is on the other side of the room in a parallel doorway. So I shoot and kill all 3 of the other players in the game with one shot. epic fail on their parts? or epic win by me?

Oh did I mention that was the match winning kills?

the best i did in morder warfare on the wii well not the best but funny as hell!!!! i was playing headquarters and all my team dies right next to the thing i come in a little late and toss a grerande cause i see 3 guys in there they blast me too hell then while i am dead i look at the kill screen not 1 not 2 not even 3 names come up but there whole team 4 all of them one greande! while i was DEAD LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

LIAR!!!
Any experienced gamer knows that there is no kill-cam in the Wii version.

yes i know that but i it does tell you the people you kill in the bottom left hand conor also it tells you how you killed them so when 4 people show up there dead you know why!

s
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[strike wolf]

Don't let any file cabinets fall on you and trap you forever. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

omg that would be treadful how would i ever post here again!

Don't worry one of the file cabinets might have a computer in it.

[strike wolf]

So, what was the problem?

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

was that not just easer to say

But than people would be asking me what I was talking about.

[strike wolf]

Mama...
Just killed a man...
Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead...

Mama, life has just begun
but now I've gone and thrown it all away...


P.S. Did I mention the lyrics are also kickass.

Mama,
OoooOOoooo...
Didn't mean to make you cry...

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

[strike wolf]

Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.

Estate is the most fucked up mission in the game. Even more so than Favela (though still a little easier than Favela).

Funny MW2 moment. playing 4 player freestyle. I'm stalking this one guy who is completely oblivious trying ot knife him. I get to the point where he's going to turn, go through a door where I would have lost track of him So I aim and miss only to see another guy's bullet miss at the same time and realize I haven't been the only one stalking him. I turn towards where the bullet came from and the guy ran across my screen not realizing I was also there, and goes through the door,, I get behind him and line up the shot but what I don't realize is that the fourth guy is on the other side of the room in a parallel doorway. So I shoot and kill all 3 of the other players in the game with one shot. epic fail on their parts? or epic win by me?

Oh did I mention that was the match winning kills?

Had I been there, I probably would have been laughing my ass off, even if I was one of the victims.

Yeah I would have actually gotten the kills quicker if it hadn't been the surprise that the second guy who also took a shot at him didn't notice that I had also shot at him.

[targetman377]

Don't let any file cabinets fall on you and trap you forever. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

omg that would be treadful how would i ever post here again!

Don't worry one of the file cabinets might have a computer in it.

nope i looked its mostly paper

[targetman377]

So, what was the problem?

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

was that not just easer to say

But than people would be asking me what I was talking about.

are you going to go on another long writing rampage where you tell WAY TO MUCH of a story?

[strike wolf]

Don't let any file cabinets fall on you and trap you forever. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

omg that would be treadful how would i ever post here again!

Don't worry one of the file cabinets might have a computer in it.

nope i looked its mostly paper

You missede the iPhone.

[AndyDufresne]

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

So, what was the problem?

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

was that not just easer to say

But than people would be asking me what I was talking about.

are you going to go on another long writing rampage where you tell WAY TO MUCH of a story?

Well there was this one time when I was walking down a hill and I looked at my watch and saw that I was running late but I had to make sure I was running late first. After deciding that yes I was indeedrunning 3 minutes and I think it was 53 seconds late I started running down the hill. About halfway down or maybe 2/3rds of the way down I'm not really sure i noticed a hole in front of me so I said "hi hole" Than realized I might want to avoid thge hole, only to decide this a little too late.

I tripped.

[Lucarilover240]

Saturday: Day of Suck

Saturday just did not go well for me. To start, I had planned on going skiing in the morning, which didn't happen. Later in the day, I nearly broke my damn toe walking through a doorway (2 days later and I'm still walking with a slight limp). Then, the hot water tank ran out of hot water (The shower water was FREEZING), so I couldn't use the shower (and I had just gotten my hair cut). I had to stand in the tub and pour warm water from the sink over my head with a small plastic bucket.

On the plus side, things got better later on. I went to a great party and got to watch one of my friend's wives get drunk off her ass and fall over 9 times (She didn't get hurt, of course).

How old are you? Obviously older than I thought you were...

17.

u have a friend thats married how old are they?

He's in his thirties, probably. We're both members of our local volunteer fire department.

[Lucarilover240]

Mama, life has just begun
but now I've gone and thrown it all away...


P.S. Did I mention the lyrics are also kickass.

Mama,
OoooOOoooo...
Didn't mean to make you cry...

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

mountian dew mountian will do the foundu me gallioa gallioa

(Bitch slaps target with spiked paw) WRONG!

[Lucarilover240]

Mama, life has just begun
but now I've gone and thrown it all away...


P.S. Did I mention the lyrics are also kickass.

Mama,
OoooOOoooo...
Didn't mean to make you cry...

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama,
OooOOOooo...
I don't wanna die!
Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all!
(Cue epic guitar solo)

[strike wolf]

Mama,
OoooOOoooo...
Didn't mean to make you cry...

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama,
OooOOOooo...
I don't wanna die!
Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all!
(Cue epic guitar solo)

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o

[Lucarilover240]

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama,
OooOOOooo...
I don't wanna die!
Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all!
(Cue epic guitar solo)

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Easy come, easy go,
Will you let me go?
Besmillah!
No! We will not let you go!
Let him go!
Besmillah!
We will not let you go!
Let him go!
Will not let you go!
Let him go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go-o-o-o-o!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh mama mia, mama mia!
Mama mia let me go!
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me...
For ME..
For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(Headbang)

[strike wolf]

Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama,
OooOOOooo...
I don't wanna die!
Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all!
(Cue epic guitar solo)

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Easy come, easy go,
Will you let me go?
Besmillah!
No! We will not let you go!
Let him go!
Besmillah!
We will not let you go!
Let him go!
Will not let you go!
Let him go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go-o-o-o-o!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh mama mia, mama mia!
Mama mia let me go!
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me...
For ME..
For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(Headbang)

(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows...

[Lucarilover240]

Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama,
OooOOOooo...
I don't wanna die!
Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all!
(Cue epic guitar solo)

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Easy come, easy go,
Will you let me go?
Besmillah!
No! We will not let you go!
Let him go!
Besmillah!
We will not let you go!
Let him go!
Will not let you go!
Let him go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go-o-o-o-o!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh mama mia, mama mia!
Mama mia let me go!
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me...
For ME..
For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(Headbang)

(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows...

That was fucking beautiful. Thanks for singing with me man.

[Army of GOD]

I have to piss.

[Lucarilover240]

I have to piss.

(Claps merrily)

[Army of GOD]

I have pissed.

Except the f****** showers weren't working, so I feel so incomplete!

[targetman377]

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

was that not just easer to say

But than people would be asking me what I was talking about.

are you going to go on another long writing rampage where you tell WAY TO MUCH of a story?

Well there was this one time when I was walking down a hill and I looked at my watch and saw that I was running late but I had to make sure I was running late first. After deciding that yes I was indeedrunning 3 minutes and I think it was 53 seconds late I started running down the hill. About halfway down or maybe 2/3rds of the way down I'm not really sure i noticed a hole in front of me so I said "hi hole" Than realized I might want to avoid thge hole, only to decide this a little too late.

I tripped.

REALLY

[targetman377]

Saturday: Day of Suck

Saturday just did not go well for me. To start, I had planned on going skiing in the morning, which didn't happen. Later in the day, I nearly broke my damn toe walking through a doorway (2 days later and I'm still walking with a slight limp). Then, the hot water tank ran out of hot water (The shower water was FREEZING), so I couldn't use the shower (and I had just gotten my hair cut). I had to stand in the tub and pour warm water from the sink over my head with a small plastic bucket.

On the plus side, things got better later on. I went to a great party and got to watch one of my friend's wives get drunk off her ass and fall over 9 times (She didn't get hurt, of course).

How old are you? Obviously older than I thought you were...

17.

u have a friend thats married how old are they?

He's in his thirties, probably. We're both members of our local volunteer fire department.

ohhhhh! i was a little concerned

[targetman377]

Mama,
OoooOOoooo...
Didn't mean to make you cry...

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

mountian dew mountian will do the foundu me gallioa gallioa

(Bitch slaps target with spiked paw) WRONG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe6NDOGBNmURIGHT!!!!!

[targetman377]

I have to piss.

(Claps merrily)

thats creepy