targetman377 wrote:
But than people would be asking me what I was talking about.
are you going to go on another long writing rampage where you tell WAY TO MUCH of a story?
Well there was this one time when I was walking down a hill and I looked at my watch and saw that I was running late but I had to make sure I was running late first. After deciding that yes I was indeedrunning 3 minutes and I think it was 53 seconds late I started running down the hill. About halfway down or maybe 2/3rds of the way down I'm not really sure i noticed a hole in front of me so I said "hi hole" Than realized I might want to avoid thge hole, only to decide this a little too late.
I tripped.
REALLY
Than their was that time I was taking a shower but couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. So I spent 20 minutes wondering what it could be before realizing htat I had forgotten to turn on the hot water but also realized that wasn't right as it was warm when I first got in...I really thought hard about it and finally realized that it was because I had forgotten to switch itf rom the bath nozzle to the shower nozzle.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:
I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.
was that not just easer to say
But than people would be asking me what I was talking about.
are you going to go on another long writing rampage where you tell WAY TO MUCH of a story?
Well there was this one time when I was walking down a hill and I looked at my watch and saw that I was running late but I had to make sure I was running late first. After deciding that yes I was indeedrunning 3 minutes and I think it was 53 seconds late I started running down the hill. About halfway down or maybe 2/3rds of the way down I'm not really sure i noticed a hole in front of me so I said "hi hole" Than realized I might want to avoid thge hole, only to decide this a little too late.
I tripped.
Balls, apparently.
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AndyDufresne wrote:Don't let any file cabinets fall on you and trap you forever. **Eats a banana**
--Andy
omg that would be treadful how would i ever post here again!
Treadful indead. Eye couldn't imajin such a lyfe. **Eats a banana**
--Andy
This post gets my "Silver Seal of Approval"
Not sure if I ever gave out a silver before or not. Reason for it was because I been giving out too many golds and don't want to dilute the significance of them.
Lucarilover240 wrote:Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery
I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.
Was it your dad's? older brother?
No, it was actually in the game itself. I probably should have made that a little clearer.
Saturday just did not go well for me. To start, I had planned on going skiing in the morning, which didn't happen. Later in the day, I nearly broke my damn toe walking through a doorway (2 days later and I'm still walking with a slight limp). Then, the hot water tank ran out of hot water (The shower water was FREEZING), so I couldn't use the shower (and I had just gotten my hair cut). I had to stand in the tub and pour warm water from the sink over my head with a small plastic bucket.
On the plus side, things got better later on. I went to a great party and got to watch one of my friend's wives get drunk off her ass and fall over 9 times (She didn't get hurt, of course).
How old are you? Obviously older than I thought you were...
17.
OK, maybe only a year older than I thought you were.
This has probably already been done but I thought of a great line for one of the Sgt. Foley meme's. "Ramirez! Go chop down that tree with...A HERRING!"
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
A litle tidbit of news for all of you: Yesterday I read that Former President Richard Nixion's grandson is running for the House of Representative's in the state of New York.
JJM wrote:A litle tidbit of news for all of you: Yesterday I read that Former President Richard Nixion's grandson is running for the House of Representative's in the state of New York.
JJM wrote:A litle tidbit of news for all of you: Yesterday I read that Former President Richard Nixion's grandson is running for the House of Representative's in the state of New York.
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wait did jim just say somthing?
WIthout misspelling anything either. Which means the title for the world's best misspeller goes back to Targetman.
Oh wait he did misspell a couple of words sorry for getting your hopes up.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
JJM wrote:A litle tidbit of news for all of you: Yesterday I read that Former President Richard Nixion's grandson is running for the House of Representative's in the state of New York.
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