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CC Dispatch [Issue 25: 8-2-10] A Chat with Pimpdave!

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Welcome Comrades to the 25th Edition of the ConquerClub Dispatch!

Well it's been 1 year since the newsletter started and 25 editions of the newsletter have been pumped out. It's been interesting watching the newsletter evolve as it has, we started with 5 or 6 people, and now we have more than 20 people and going stronger than ever before. Thanks to everyone who has contributed to the newsletter in the past year and thanks to all who will contribute this year, the newsletter would not be where it is today without your commitment and dedication. Also i'd like to thank our readers, you are the reason we keep publishing the newsletter so thanks for your support over the past year.

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Welcome to the 25th edition of this newsletter and it is another jam packed edition for the mess hall. This fortnight we are providing you with have the latest hot topics with [player]ARMY of GOD[/player], an analysis of the assault odds calculator plugin by [player]Minister Masket[/player], more about the nuclear spoils feature by [player]stahrgazer[/player] and some valentines day advice, CC style from [player]FoxMists[/player]. If that isn't enough, we also have an interview with everyones favourite off-topic poster [player]pimpdave[/player], another tale from the elf and a story for all those who have suffered from bad dice by [player]deathcomesrippin[/player]. Hope you enjoy it!

[player]Nagerous[/player]

Hot Topics by ARMY of GOD
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Plug-ins and Addons: Assault Odds by Minister Masket
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Valentine's Day Advice CC Style by FoxMists
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A Newt's Tale by elfish_lad
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More Nukes by stahrgazer
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The Invasion by Deathcomesrippin
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During the last couple weeks of 2009, [player]Lindax[/player] collected nominations for the Best Tournament of 2009. After examining the list, 10 tournaments were chosen for a final vote. The Top 3 winners were all very close in the voting, with each officially 1 vote apart. Each winner has received a Contest Medal.

The Winning Tournaments:

1.- (14 votes) Tournament: 2008 College Basketball Season
Tournament Organizer: flexmaster33
Nominator: denominator
Keywords for nomination: Fun, keeping players involved.


2.- (13 votes) Tournament: Around the World in 80 Days
Tournament Organizer: stahrgazer
Nominator: Lindax
Keywords for nomination: Different concept with unknown team mates.


3.- (12 votes) Tournament: Battle for Supremacy
Tournament Organizer: barterer2002
Nominator: amazzony
Keywords for nomination: Huge tournament and well run.

Congratulations to the winners and everyone who hosted a tournament in 2009. Hopefully there will be many exciting ones during 2010.

This issue features a pop-quiz that [player]amazzony[/player] pulled on 5 tournament organizers along with some of the tournaments currently taking sign-ups. Enjoy!

~Night Strike
Tournament Editor

Tournament Pop-Quiz by amazzony
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Currently Taking Sign-ups by superkeener
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Hi all,
During the last two weeks there has been much activity in the Foundry, the Germany revamp competition has just ended, but there's already a new competition running. The melting pot seems more active than ever and the first maps begin to advance through the new process.
Talking about the process, in this issue, the second part of the Foundry special about the gameplay workshop. Then, we travel again through the History to discover the "hidden story" behind one of the maps on Conquer Club. Finally, as always, the maps currently in development.

Enjoy it!

Foundry News
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Foundry Special - The Gameplay Workshop by natty_dread
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History 101 - Route 66 by dolomite13
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Maps in Development
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Power Rankings: Top 10 Clans by Georgerx7di (TSM)
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Conqueror's Cup by laughingcavalier (AoD)
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[spoiler=Interrogation of pimpdave]Q. Hey there Pimpdave
A. Hey, thanks for doing this, nagerous. You're one of the coolest people here. Also, thanks for all the work you newsletter folks do. It's a real testament to the strength of the community we've all come to value that this thing happens.

Q. What's your favourite colour?
A. Green

Q. Is your first name Dave or Pimp?
A. It is actually neither. My first name is Dr. Octavious Pimpdave McAwesomeFace

Q. What does Dave think about you pimping him?
A. He actually thinks I've done a really good job.

Q. What is the best book you have ever read, and why?
A. Catch-22. It breaks my heart and fills it back up. Human nature on parade.

Q. Did you manage to get Sergei hooked up?
A. Fortunately for you, I'm pretty sure Sergei is still single, so you should drop him a line. I'll tell him you are in love with him for you. Because I'm a good friend like that. You can call him at 867-5309. He'd love to hear from you.

Q. How many accounts have you had on Conquer Club?
A. Current estimates place the number over 9000.

Q. By what was your tenure at McGill University marked?
A. Inventions, primarily.

Q. Why is it the most powerful Uni ever?
A. Because power was invented there in 1863.

Q.When did McGill University invent you?
A. Immediately after inventing the concept of being completely awesome which then was transmuted to me because it had to manifest as something.

Q. What is your favourite song? You can tell a suprising amount about a person with just that one question!
A. Well, if that's the case, you'll have to let me throw down like, 5, if you're going to read into it so much. That sort of thing changes often, but I can list 5 songs that have resonated with me over the years and that I can sing along to flawlessly.

Let Down- Radiohead
Big Time- Peter Gabriel
Eulogy- tool
Geek U.S.A.- Smashing Pumpkins
The First Time- U2

Q. What year(s) did you attend McGill?
A. Yes

Q. In what faculty?
A. Executive Vice President of Determining Inventions

Q. How many babes did you make while there?
A. What does make "babes mean"? Is that illegal? How did you hear about that? I mean, I'm not at liberty to discuss any top secret synthetic babe manufacturing that may or may not have been invented at McGill University during my tenure.

Q. Is Canadian beer as good as they say it is?
A. It's okay.

Q. Who invented hockey?
A. Some dudes on Long Island. SUCKERS.

Q. Did you know that everything was invented at McGill University, including McGill University?
A. Except for hockey and football, you jackasses, yes.

Q. Do you think the space-time continuum would be torn asunder because everything was invented at McGill University?
A. No, why would it be?

Q. Where's Waldo?
A. http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&sll=5 ... 0000000024


Q. You're a GH member now, so I must ask: do you feel lucky punk?
A. Not in general.

Q. Do you have any diseases or physical traits that hinder you in any way?
A. Yes, I suffer from the condition known as "the much too sexy". This presents many beautiful women hindering my path with their pleas for my attention.

Q. What are your favorite parts of your body and personality? What are your least favorites?
A. All of them.

Q. If you HAD to commit suicide, how would you do it?
A. If I HAD to commit suicide, it would be because I am a spy who has been captured, so I'd pop a cyanide pill to prevent my breaking under interrogation (everybody breaks).

Q. Do you have any deeply disturbing memories?
A. Everyone does.

Q. What is the purpose/meaning of your life?
A. …

Q. Have you ever had any thoughts about being a woman?
A. Not really. Not like I ever wanted to be one, but I've tried to put myself in their shoes on occasion.

Q. What is your favorite song? Band? Singer/songwriter?
A. The Roots

Q.What is your favorite fast food? Favorite item?
A. In N' Out Burger, but that might just be because I only have it when I go out to the West Coast, so it seems more special. As for stuff near me, I like Wendy's, if I have to have fast food, because of the (probably incorrect) perception that it's the most healthful one. I like California style burgers.

Q. What is your favorite sit-in restaurant, and item?
A. It's not a chain. I eat too much red meat, but my favorite is buffalo, be it burgers, steak or whatever. Buffalo meat is so good and lean. I'm also a big fan of any kind of food I've never tried before. I like trying food from all different cultures and locations.

Q. What is your favorite movie? Genre? Director? Actor?
A. Heat, Gone Baby Gone, Yojimbo, Three Kings, The Departed. Director: Michael Mann; Actor: They're all cattle, but I have a huge crush Christina Hendricks

Q. What is your favorite TV show? Writer? Actor?
A. The Wire; David Simon and Ed Burns, especially when Dennis Lehane does an episode.

Q. What is your favorite book? Writer?
A. Catch-22, as I said. Favorite writer right now is Dennis Lehane.

Q. What is your favorite game? Format?
A. Memoir '44.

Q. If you could choose, what would be your last words?
A. I'm going home.

Q. If you have one, who is/was your favorite American president?
A. Abraham Lincoln. For reasons too personal to post here.

Q. What is your favorite war of all time?
A. Star Wars.

Q. Do you think that you enjoy answering questions more, less, or about as much as Juan_Bottom or Snorri1234?
A. Caring about this question was invented at McGill University in the year shut up.

Q. Would you trade a blastoise for a pikachu?
A. WAT. Would this be before or after I gave you a super-mega-nuclear noogie for being such a huge dork? J/K LOL! SAX ATTAK!

Q. What is the average wing-speed velocity of a swallow, either African or European?
A. Depends on whether that swallow is above, below, or at the equator, but it's at least 9,000 miles per second.

Q. What is your favorite past time altogether?
A. Informing the world of all the glorious achievements of McGill University.

Q. If you were able to choose exactly, how would you prefer to die?
A. Saving someone else's life. And yes, there is someone in particular I wish I could go back and save in my place.

Q. If you had to part with a piece of your body, what would it be?
A. Wisdom teeth. Oops too late.

Q. If you had to live out the plot of a horror movie, what would it be?
A. 28 Days Later

Q. What is your favorite car? Make, model, and/or year?
A. '68 Mustang Boss in Bullitt Green. Since those are hard to come by, I'll settle for a BMW 5 series in black.

Q. Do you think MaleAlphaThree's list of question is the list he submits to babes on dating sites?
A. I don't know, but I do think it's copypasta.

Q. What is your favorite map and why?
A. I like New World because it's a cool concept, and I've never won on it yet. I also like Battle of Actium. I don't know why, I just think it's cool. Oh, and the Prison one is pretty cool too, but that's just because Juan_Bottom is a great teammate to have on that map, and I remember the games I've played with him there very fondly. In conclusion, DBC IS GREATEST CLAN IN ALL OF CONQUER CLUB, ALL OTHER CLANS HAVE INFERIOR FUN.

Q. If you got randomly selected to go to Mars would you?
A. If it meant my name went down in history as a hero like Neil Armstrong, then absolutely. Otherwise, I'd have to think about it.

Q. Will you be attending a Muse show during their current North American tour?
A. Not this time, but I've seen them live before, and they are awesome.

Q. What level is your Blastoise?
A. Seriously, I'm gonna give you a wedgie.

Q. How many bitches are you pimping currently?
A. None. I don't pimp bitches. That is disrespectful to women and I do not do that. (psst, bitches, get at me if you wanna make some money!)

Q. What is the nature of your relationship with #1_stunna?
A. He's one of my multis. Along with the other obvious ones, like Snorri, killing.44, saxitoxin, and Twill.

Q. What are your complete thoughts on the #1_stunna and Beckytheblondie scandal?
A. Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old.

Q. How many dogs do you own? Cats? Walruses? TVs? Microwaves? Women? J/K LOL! SAX ATTAK!
A. One. One. None. One. Nine thousand. Forty two. LOL, I LOVE YOU.

Q. Thanks for your time pimpdave!
A. Well, I hope I've made you regret spending it reading this![/spoiler]
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 25: 8-2-10] A Chat with Pimpdave!

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Great issue folks. Nice work. :D


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I loved the story! =D>
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Hot Topics by ARMY of GOD
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This anniversary issue? It's hot. The hottest issue yet. I wouldn't go so far as to call it "sexy" but it definitely is hot. Maybe even smoking hot.

Cheers.

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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 25: 8-2-10] A Chat with Pimpdave!

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Not everyone breaks under interrogation. Seriously.

(Some die.)
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
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Another great edition by the team and I'm not just being biased. Check out dolomite13's history 101 on Route 66, thought that was a particularly good article.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 25: 8-2-10] A Chat with Pimpdave!

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Like seriously pimp, did you even read ANY of the questions? Your answer's are all like disjointed and wandering. Go to university and get an education dude. Oh, and take some grammar classes.
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nagerous wrote:Another great edition by the team and I'm not just being biased. Check out dolomite13's history 101 on Route 66, thought that was a particularly good article.


It's one of my favorite 1v1 sequential maps and an outstanding article!

Cheers.
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Wow notyou2, what's your problem?

I answered in a conversational and mostly joking tone. Think rules of dialog, not writing papers, douche bag.

Also, how big is the stick up your ass and exactly when/why did you ram it up there?
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stick up your ass

Cliché:
Have a stick up your ass

Explanation:
1. To be arrogant.
2. Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else.

Country:
United States

No mention on when it was invented.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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LOL.....actually your responses were excellent and eloquent. I just wanted to see the bitter wit rear its head again.
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:lol:

I thought notyou was being completely sarcastic in the first post (big give-away: "UNIVERSITY") and then pimpdave's response was awesome. =D>
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Guys let's not resort to flaming, great interview PD.
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Army of GOD wrote::lol:

I thought notyou was being completely sarcastic in the first post (big give-away: "UNIVERSITY") and then pimpdave's response was awesome. =D>


That's really not a tip off at all, considering half the site uses that word all the time, but whatever.
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Have you ever formed a relationship with a conquer club user? Specifically, have you ever created a business relationship involving the protection of another conquer club user who sells his/her body to other users? More specifically, have you ever pimped #1_stunna out?
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2011-11-07 14:19:50 - Beckytheblondie: Becky happened
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