Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread

[natty dread]

Dear Intensity Cubes,

Firstly I wish to apologize on behalf of many many CC players. Lots of people seem to be crap at this game (like me) and when they lose they blame you. You don't deserve all that nasty name-calling you get all the time. After all, without you our games would be so much more boring.

Oh Intensity Cubes, you are so great. I admit, you sometimes give me streaks of -2 rolls that make me want to bang my head on the keyboard and cry. But that's life, eh? Many times you have also enabled me to steal a kill and sweep the board. Many times you have let me break a stack of 25 with losing only 1 or 2 troops.

The Intensity Cubes are so underappreciated, I wanted to post a thread so everyone will understand how great the Intensity Cubes are.

Everyone who have flamed the Intensity Cubes, this is your chance to post your apologies.

Everyone else, post your appreciation of the Intensity Cubes and the endless fun they provide us into this thread.

Go Intensity Cubes!

[eddie2]

what a crock of sh*t. please give examples of this as dont think very many

[slowreactor]

The intensity cubes are very... unpredictable. Sometimes I could lose the auto-attack on a 16v3, but with the 2 troops left on that territory, I somehow manage to kill that 3.

Ahh... the intensity cubes are what keeps this game on the edge.

[natty dread]

I'm a bad player so I blame the cubes because I like to whine

there are lots of other threads for that. This thread is for the appreciation of the Cubes.

Ahh... the intensity cubes are what keeps this game on the edge.

Indeed! Intensity cubes FTW! They're awesome!

I just had real good cube rolls in a feudal epic game. Took down a stack of 30 something and only lost maybe 10 troops. Then took down anothecr big stack and I was left with 69 troops in ga'h village. Intensity cubes are sexy!

[eddie2]

I'm a bad player so I blame the cubes because I like to whine

there are lots of other threads for that. This thread is for the appreciation of the Cubes.

Ahh... the intensity cubes are what keeps this game on the edge.

Indeed! Intensity cubes FTW! They're awesome!

I just had real good cube rolls in a feudal epic game. Took down a stack of 30 something and only lost maybe 10 troops. Then took down anothecr big stack and I was left with 69 troops in ga'h village. Intensity cubes are sexy!

when did i quote that phrase u talking even more shit now

[Streaker]

what a crock of sh*t. please give examples of this as dont think very many

You want examples?
How about EVERY SINGLE THREAD in the fora about how EVIL the cubes are. Those are ALL very good examples about how GOOD the cubes are (for the other person, eddie ).

Every time you have bad rolls, someone else has good ones. The more they suck for you, the better they are for your opponent.
This makes sense, no?

[eddie2]

what a crock of sh*t. please give examples of this as dont think very many

You want examples?
How about EVERY SINGLE THREAD in the fora about how EVIL the cubes are. Those are ALL very good examples about how GOOD the cubes are (for the other person, eddie ).

Every time you have bad rolls, someone else has good ones. The more they suck for you, the better they are for your opponent.
This makes sense, no?

i am agreeing with you on that point only thing i dont agree with is when you go through 5 to 600 point losses in the matter of days. due to bad and pathetic dice sorry but there must be some sort of glitch. with them random my ass like i said the dice home in on seleted few and them players cant do jack for days on end.

[natty dread]

when you go through 5 to 600 point losses in the matter of days. due to bad and pathetic dice sorry but there must be some sort of glitch.

There's no glitch, you're just a bad player.

Now stop spamming my thread! This is for intensity cube appreciation. Keep the whining elsewhere PLEASE.

[Streaker]

what a crock of sh*t. please give examples of this as dont think very many

You want examples?
How about EVERY SINGLE THREAD in the fora about how EVIL the cubes are. Those are ALL very good examples about how GOOD the cubes are (for the other person, eddie ).

Every time you have bad rolls, someone else has good ones. The more they suck for you, the better they are for your opponent.
This makes sense, no?

i am agreeing with you on that point only thing i dont agree with is when you go through 5 to 600 point losses in the matter of days. due to bad and pathetic dice sorry but there must be some sort of glitch. with them random my ass like i said the dice home in on seleted few and them players cant do jack for days on end.

eddie, I'm not getting through to you, am I?
If you LOOSE so many points, it also means someone else is GAINING them. That's pretty awesome, and all thanks to the great Intensity Cubes!

Aren't they just too generous?

[eddie2]

when you go through 5 to 600 point losses in the matter of days. due to bad and pathetic dice sorry but there must be some sort of glitch.

There's no glitch, you're just a bad player.

Now stop spamming my thread! This is for intensity cube appreciation. Keep the whining elsewhere PLEASE.

so you saying that all players that go through this are bad players just now i know of 2 others rookaz and phatscotty who have had the same and understand me there are alot more than that are they bad players 2 dont think so.

as for spamming if you did not put a fake quote from me on the thread then i would not carry on in this thread but had enough of natty dread nos everything when he knows jack sh*t. so carry on with this crap.

and streaker yes like i said i do understand that but if one player goes through all of that in short time spans there must be somthing wrong. me personally i dont care anymore about them but come on even people who play against you admit somthing is up with them.

[natty dread]

whine whine whine whine

For the love of gob. What part of Appreciation do you not understand?

so you saying that all players that go through this are bad players

Yes.

Intensity cubes are awesome. Look how much fun they have brought us already!

[eddie2]

For the love of gob. What part of Appreciation do you not understand?


i understand that appeciation can mean 2 things and i appreciate the dice are f*ucked up. since the title of the thread does not say "intensity cube appreciation of good die."then i think i am doing nothing wrong.

[natty dread]

i understand that appeciation can mean 2 things and i appreciate the dice are f*ucked up. since the title of the thread does not say "intensity cube appreciation of good die."then i think i am doing nothing wrong.

appreciation (countable and uncountable; plural appreciations)

1. A just valuation or estimate of merit, worth, weight, etc.; recognition of excellence.
2. Accurate perception; true estimation; as, an appreciation of the difficulties before us; an appreciation of colors.

His foreboding showed his appreciation of Henry's character. —J. R. Green.

3. A rise in value;—opposed to depreciation.

[eddie2]

i understand that appeciation can mean 2 things and i appreciate the dice are f*ucked up. since the title of the thread does not say "intensity cube appreciation of good die."then i think i am doing nothing wrong.

appreciation (countable and uncountable; plural appreciations)

1. A just valuation or estimate of merit, worth, weight, etc.; recognition of excellence.
2. Accurate perception; true estimation; as, an appreciation of the difficulties before us; an appreciation of colors.

His foreboding showed his appreciation of Henry's character. —J. R. Green.

3. A rise in value;—opposed to depreciation.

ok i will go with no 1 recognition of excellence. at f**king people over. ok thanks for that like i said was your title of thread and no mention of people not being allowd to slag them

[Fruitcake]

My intensity cubes are pretty much rubbish all of the time. I only hold the rank I do because I am seriously clever at playing this game.

[natty dread]

I am a moron and my reading comprehension skills could use improvement.

Yawn. Next.

My intensity cubes are pretty much rubbish all of the time. I only hold the rank I do because I am seriously clever at playing this game.

Suuuuuuure you do. Prove it.

Ain't those intensity cubes great?

[Fruitcake]

I am a moron and my reading comprehension skills could use improvement.

Yawn. Next.

My intensity cubes are pretty much rubbish all of the time. I only hold the rank I do because I am seriously clever at playing this game.

Suuuuuuure you do. Prove it.

Ain't those intensity cubes great?

I posted recently and showed my analyser numbers. Yep, they show my dice are worse than the figures given as the norm.
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 7#p2454207

So, in summary, the intensity cubes are rubbish, always have been. However, I am great.

[natty dread]

So, in summary, the intensity cubes are awesome, always have been. However, I am a pumpkin.

I most heartily concur. Intensity cubes are teh awesomeness!

[Army of GOD]

My men fight extra hard for me, because I offer them hardy steaks after each battle.

[Fruitcake]

My men are extra hard for me....oops

[natty dread]

My men fight extra hard for me, because I offer them hardy steaks after each battle.

Yes, and it's all thanks to Intensity Cubes! They make your troops intense.. and... cubical... umm....

Go Intensity Cubes! Yayy!

[Army of GOD]

My men are also hard for me, just because I am so incredibly sexy, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

[natty dread]

My men are also hard for me, just because I am so incredibly sexy, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

Who likes short shorts?

[guylian]

i once won a 41-41 and lost none

gotta love the intensity cubes

[Fruitcake]

My men are also hard for me, just because I am so incredibly sexy, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

Who likes short shorts?

or Lederhausen...