Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread

[natty dread]

hosen

[eddie2]

I am a moron and my reading comprehension skills could use improvement.

Yawn. Next.

My intensity cubes are pretty much rubbish all of the time. I only hold the rank I do because I am seriously clever at playing this game.

Suuuuuuure you do. Prove it.

Ain't those intensity cubes great?

hi natty like i said before putting fake quotes on should not be done. you are a member of the newsletter. so makes you wonder if the stuff in it is true or false.

[lord voldemort]

ah yeah both of you need some time away from your keyboard

[natty dread]

But my keyboard will miss me

ps. intensity cubes are awesome!

[natty dread]

Ps. I had some nice Intensity Cube rolls just recently in a Poland game. I killed a stack of 23 with 22 and was left with 3 troops.

Thank you Intensity Cubes! You make my life intense!

[Georgerx7di]

My intensity cubes are pretty much rubbish all of the time. I only hold the rank I do because I am seriously clever at playing this game.

Agreed, my dice are the worst ever. Which makes me the best player in the universe for having won any games. If I had everyone elses dice my score would be 9 million.

[waseemalim]

My intensity cubes are pretty much rubbish all of the time. I only hold the rank I do because I am seriously clever at playing this game.

Agreed, my dice are the worst ever. Which makes me the best player in the universe for having won any games. If I had everyone elses dice my score would be 9 million.

Not possible, you dont have enough games. If you played 3200 8 player games, and won 20 points from each player, your score would be 448,000. But the fact that you would be gaining only 1 or 2 point playing the best of players once you reached a score of 50k or so would mean that your score would have plateaued around that level.

[Georgerx7di]

My intensity cubes are pretty much rubbish all of the time. I only hold the rank I do because I am seriously clever at playing this game.

Agreed, my dice are the worst ever. Which makes me the best player in the universe for having won any games. If I had everyone elses dice my score would be 9 million.

Not possible, you dont have enough games. If you played 3200 8 player games, and won 20 points from each player, your score would be 448,000. But the fact that you would be gaining only 1 or 2 point playing the best of players once you reached a score of 50k or so would mean that your score would have plateaued around that level.

Err, wassee, have you ever heard of sarcasm? I love you bud, you're a good guy. You missed the point, which I really copied from the guy I quoted. Which is that people complain about the dice to imply that they are better than they really are.

[waseemalim]

My intensity cubes are pretty much rubbish all of the time. I only hold the rank I do because I am seriously clever at playing this game.

Agreed, my dice are the worst ever. Which makes me the best player in the universe for having won any games. If I had everyone elses dice my score would be 9 million.

Not possible, you dont have enough games. If you played 3200 8 player games, and won 20 points from each player, your score would be 448,000. But the fact that you would be gaining only 1 or 2 point playing the best of players once you reached a score of 50k or so would mean that your score would have plateaued around that level.

Err, wassee, have you ever heard of sarcasm? I love you bud, you're a good guy. You missed the point, which I really copied from the guy I quoted. Which is that people complain about the dice to imply that they are better than they really are.

err. perhaps it is not my sense of humor that's amiss here.

[Georgerx7di]

My intensity cubes are pretty much rubbish all of the time. I only hold the rank I do because I am seriously clever at playing this game.

Agreed, my dice are the worst ever. Which makes me the best player in the universe for having won any games. If I had everyone elses dice my score would be 9 million.

Not possible, you dont have enough games. If you played 3200 8 player games, and won 20 points from each player, your score would be 448,000. But the fact that you would be gaining only 1 or 2 point playing the best of players once you reached a score of 50k or so would mean that your score would have plateaued around that level.

Err, wassee, have you ever heard of sarcasm? I love you bud, you're a good guy. You missed the point, which I really copied from the guy I quoted. Which is that people complain about the dice to imply that they are better than they really are.

err. perhaps it is not my sense of humor that's amiss here.

lol. Nice star btw.

[natty dread]

Congrats on breaking the one rule of this thread.

You all forgot to praise the intensity cubes!

[Fruitcake]

Congrats on breaking the one rule of this thread.

You all forgot to praise the intensity cubes!

oops, here's the thread monitor.

PS...congrats go in the congrats thread so there

[natty dread]

Congrats on breaking the one rule of this thread.

You all forgot to praise the intensity cubes!

oops, here's the thread monitor.

PS...congrats go in the congrats thread so there

You're still not praising the intensity cubes!

You're mean. I won't play with you anymore.

[Fruitcake]

Congrats on breaking the one rule of this thread.

You all forgot to praise the intensity cubes!

oops, here's the thread monitor.

PS...congrats go in the congrats thread so there

You're still not praising the intensity cubes!

You're mean. I won't play with you anymore.

Interesting hidden message there

[AAFitz]

Frig intensity cubes.............I WANT BORING CUBES.

[Streaker]

I love you, Intensity Cubes!
For winning me a 24 vs 14 with 20 left

You are the best


*EDIT* I've just managed to auto an enemy stack of 84 with my 83 and have 28 left.
The Intensity Cubes are on a roll!

Who wants to play me today?

[natty dread]

I just killed an enemy with 28 troops with a 24 troop stack.

Thank you intensity cubes!

[BigBallinStalin]

I recently reduced an army of 13 to 5 starting with only 5 guys, (Thanks auto-assault)

and another ridiculous one about a few days ago was killing... I dunno, don't remember, DAMN INTENSITY CUBES ARE CHEATING ME< AHD YARGA YARG YARG

[Streaker]

After some horrible games yesterday (I believe the Intensity Cubes were ill), I managed to kill someone in a terminator game with 23-38 auto, and have enough left to kill 5 single regions afterwards. It also gave me 2 rainbow set's!

Thank you Intensity Cubes! You really are Intense!

[alster]

Thank you intensity cubes for allowing me to kill a 14-stack loosing only 3 of my own troops.

Sometimes I just want to take you three attacker's intensity cubes back home and snuggle with you!

[elfish_lad]

Thank you intensity cubes for allowing me to kill a 14-stack loosing only 3 of my own troops.

Sometimes I just want to take you three attacker's intensity cubes back home and snuggle with you!

Nice. I concur. And yet? Other times I feel like I would like to put them in a burlap sack, smack them on the driveway, and then throw them off a bridge into the river as I drive by...

[darth emperor]

ah yeah both of you need some time away from your keyboard

and from each other


Yes,i should praise more the dices...today 7v7 without any loses

Frig intensity cubes.............I WANT BORING CUBES.

But till you wait...

[natty dread]

Thank you o venerable intensity cubes for the absolutely horrible rolls you have been giving me lately. I mean, the quality of my dice has been so unreally horrible for the last 3 days that I can't but thank you as I know that soon I will be getting some killer dice to balance it.

Just look at this Game 6800723... now that's just something which makes me happy that my keyboard is still in one piece...

Which means that my streak of unbelievably great dice rolls is just around the corner, so thank you o venerable intensity cubes for that...

[Streaker]

Thank you o venerable intensity cubes for the absolutely horrible rolls you have been giving me lately. I mean, the quality of my dice has been so unreally horrible for the last 3 days that I can't but thank you as I know that soon I will be getting some killer dice to balance it.

Just look at this Game 6800723... now that's just something which makes me happy that my keyboard is still in one piece...

Which means that my streak of unbelievably great dice rolls is just around the corner, so thank you o venerable intensity cubes for that...

2010-04-22 15:33:31 - natty_dread: THESE DICE ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[natty dread]

Tell me about it... and just when I was bragging to cyan I was gonna win the game, then the dice go and do that to me... goes to show, the wise and venerable intensity cubes will punish us for pride and overconfidence and they will keep us humble. And we should appreciate that.

Thank you intensity cubes.