I was once an OG dragoon, but took a break from the site for a couple of years ago and was told i needed more points. I need a clan to play games within. I am tired of public games too many missed turns.... I really like just straight Risk. I have 1600 points. I was one of the first 1000 on conquer club. I am an old spice man. Stacked resume...I know.
By the way where did the dirty birds, stachwackers go?
"Old Spice makes you smell like a man, man." winner of game #1364
No no no, they have a hairy soul patch on their chest, are devilishly handsome, and carry lots of swagg. G_d fearing yes (He is an Old Spice Man as well), but that has nothing to do with it. The real question is am I Old Spice enough to have a pink banner and to be a member of the Becky Clan?
This is a conundrum? Am I manly enough that a pink banner and a girl's name do not disturb me or is this a complete abomination to the Laws of Old Spice Man? Is there one more Old Spice than I who can guide me in the path of good aroma?
"Old Spice makes you smell like a man, man." winner of game #1364
Khazalid, I get your point now. I clicked on Becky the Blondie someone posing as a 6 year old girl. That is surely not Old Spice Man.....
Well maybe I should consider starting my own clan? Hmmm? Old Spice Man Clan? I think I like it. The best smelling chaps on CC. All Staches are welcome. Especially waxed ones ! An Old Spice Man always respects a Stache.
I am sounding the horn of Old Spice Man to signal all Old Spice Men to unite and set forth! And we will welcome sweet blue Aqua Vela Men too!
"Old Spice makes you smell like a man, man." winner of game #1364
though currently sporting the freshly-shaven look, i'd be happy to pencil in a nice lean momma in the interim. i also have a bubble-pipe at my disposal if need be.
yours for consideration,
new spice.
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
Think about joining our new clan "Memento Mori"... if you are interested we would like to play some inner games with you first with just our clan, we have 2 clan challenges going right now, ahead in both at the moment. Let us know
khazalid wrote:whilst sir, you are clearly no brut it would nonethless constitute an abomination before old spice.
"...pink, thus worn, be as a fetter unto fragrant man." (talc 36:19)
spice bless, a'men.
HAHA
spoken like a true Old Spice Man. I now recall.
"Pink, doth worn by your sole lady is an enhancement. For you the Fragrant it is only of her to be felt and maybe tasted. " The great teacher Ron Burgundy
"Old Spice makes you smell like a man, man." winner of game #1364
khazalid wrote:though currently sporting the freshly-shaven look, i'd be happy to pencil in a nice lean momma in the interim. i also have a bubble-pipe at my disposal if need be.
yours for consideration,
new spice.
I know you are worthy of the Old Spice.
"Old Spice makes you smell like a man, man." winner of game #1364
.. we arent the most famous.. but we are working on it 
