Zombie Mafia - Day Four - Zombies win, Ga7 survives

[gimpyThewonder]

OK here is how it needs to play out. We are looking at desperate times here. LSU needs to shoot either PCM, Nag, or F1fth. The rest of us need to vote out one of them. this is the only way we can cull the zombie herd.
vote nag

[LSU Tiger Josh]

Ok I'll be making a random shot at some point tonight after rereading this to myself and trying to see if anyone really changes their actions during the course of the game hinting that they may have became a zombie. How many votes do we have before Nag is hammered seeing how he seems to have the bandwagon on him I don't want to accidentally hammer without letting him make his argument on why he is still town.

[Koesen]

Vote Count

Nagerous: 3 (Serbia, Ga7, Gimpy)
Serbia: 1 (Nagerous)

10 Alive, 6 to lynch, deadline far away.

[F1fth]

Yes, I did. For good reason, too. I'm not revenging you. I 'know' you're scum, that's all. F1fth and PCM as well. And I am most definitely town. Hang the scum.

A rather dramatic and over the top statement to make to say you 'know' someone is scum when you clearly have no evidence. I know I am totally clean so quit making bullshit up.... moron.

I know for a fact that I too am town, and I have no reason to believe you are. Like I say, it's either you, PCM, or F1fth. You've been scummy (imho) so I am currently on you. I can just as easily vote one of the others.

/ is scum. I am 100% sure of it. I will be claiming as well, even though I put myself at risk, because we're so close to losing that I doubt we can afford a mislynch.

I am a Deputy. I am like a normal townie until the cop dies. I today became a cop after the scream, and so I'm positive that / has been recruited. This also casts doubt on his Serbia investigation, but it could be an accurate one just to establish credibility if Serbia got offed or recruited later, so I suggest we take care of business first.

It may be better for LSU to handle it though, since we will still have a chance to catch another scum today.

At any rate, Vote /

[F1fth]

OK here is how it needs to play out. We are looking at desperate times here. LSU needs to shoot either PCM, Nag, or F1fth. The rest of us need to vote out one of them. this is the only way we can cull the zombie herd.
vote nag

I understand Nag completely, and even me to some extent (though I'd really like some reasoning rather than just a desire to shoot me please ), but why PCM? I haven't seen really any case made against him at all.

Both you and Serbia need to substantiate your accusations a bit better. You both gave next to no explanations as to why those people are scummy, dropped a bandwagon vote, then called for a vig kill without any discussion. That's quite the questionable behavior in my eyes.

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Hmmm....well this is a mall, not a town, I'm not sure why there would be a police hierarchy, but other than that; I got nothing, not even a role change PM.

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BTW if you are scum it's a really gutsy move, but since it seems I'm not likely to survive unless you all want me to prove myself with a few more investigations. I would like to say again, I did not receive a role change PM, so on the unlikely chance I do turn up scum, I would like to warn you all about the possibility zombies don't know who they are, make sure to be extra careful with your actions, and review what you all did these last few night if that's the case to make sure what side you're on.

But then again the only way this is helpful to town is if I'm a zombie, so there's no logical reason for me to say this.

[pancakemix]

VOTE: Nag

Nag, F1fth, PCM - One of those are defo scum. Must be, gotta be. Vote them, find scum. Vote Nag.

WTF? Worst. Scum. EVER.

Vote Nag

Mass claim in order. I'll be away till thursday so I'll leave it to you guys. LSU should shoot one of them.

Wow... just wow.

Blah, not that my results are technically useful for more than a day with a recruiter (?) around, but Serbia is town today, so GA didn't send in an action then?

Well at least your post may have an inkling of truth to it, but I'm not biting. In 2 posts my opinion of Serbia has taken a complete turn. You're not about to change it.

OK here is how it needs to play out. We are looking at desperate times here. LSU needs to shoot either PCM, Nag, or F1fth. The rest of us need to vote out one of them. this is the only way we can cull the zombie herd.
vote nag

Alright, now it's just an insult to my intelligence.

Guys, these four are almost certainly your zombies (ML is also questionable). I don't think I'm long for this world, and only so because of a lack of evidence and scum plays. Just listen to what I've got to say.

-Four I presume to be zombies, if you plan on lynching one of us, at least attempt to provide some concrete evidence.
-LSU, DO NOT FIRE. They are using you. If you must fire, shoot one of the people I've quoted here.
-Everyone else, they're trying to create a panic. Don't get caught up in it.

I guess that's all I've got. This is one that's just painfully obvious now. Don't let it slip.

[nagerous]

Thanks Pancake and F1fth, I am glad there is at least some sanity left in this game.


Judging on f1fth's claim and serbia's over exuberance and belligerence (over confident scum imho) I am willing to vote for /, once this fake cop has been exposed, the game can be turned around and we can win this one.

Also, giant FOS on gimpy for bandwagoning and thanks LSU for your reason in waiting sensibly before shooting anyone.

Unvote vote /

[nagerous]

Actually, unvote vote gimpy


I have a feeling he is quietly pulling the strings behind this whole operation, whilst getting rid of the faux-cop would be great for our self-esteem and remove any future fake investigations - this guy has been quietly bandwagoning and not getting too involved deeply, whilst just building up an army of zombies, definitely submarining SCUM IMO. Serbia, also slyly tried to not mention him in his absolute dumbass fake list of scum, made up of me, f1fth and PCM with no evidence whatsoever. I am perfectly happy to claim, f1fth has already and I'm sure PCM won't mind at this stage either.

[Koesen]

Sortie

Bravely bold town heroes
Ran forth from the Mall lot
They were not afraid to die
Oh, brave town heroes!
They were not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave town heroes!

Inside the Mall where the last town survivors were holed up, a heated discussion had broken out. "We have to make a run for it!" some yelled. "It's now or never!"
"No!" others replied. "We are safe as long as there is day light. We should discuss and try to finally catch one of those freaking undead monsters. If only we catch one, everything may finally become clear!"

"Screw that," Serbia said, as he up. "I am not hiding like a coward and I'm not running like one either. But I'll walk right out the Alpha exit, just wait and see, and I'll give those walking corpses something to make them wish they had stayed under the ground!"

Then, a surprised look crossed his face and froze there. He collapsed.

"Su culo e mi culo, cabron!" growled the Elite Bodyguard, who had grown up in rural Mexico and was a hands on kind of guy. "I am on to you, ese!" The ice pick he had just rammed into Serbia's skull broke off at the handle, but it had done its work.

Serbia, the Roleblocker, has been icepicked to death.



The Elite Bodyguard stared at his work. Though there hadn't been any Pesos for medical school in his youth, he had seen his fair share of death and suffering, and he had to admit to himself that, ice pick issues aside, Serbia looked too healthy even in death to be a decomposing cannibal. "Madre de Dios!" he muttered. "Oops, ese!"

There was only one way to make up for his mistake. When he noticed nobody else was leaving through the Alpha exit, he turned around and ran out the Omega door, determined to wipe his error of the slate with whatever fluid it is that zombies leak when you cut them open head to toe.

Fearless, he drew a pair of machetes from his trenchcoat and jumped right into the zombie crowd that was waiting for him. His blades were a blur, biting through undead flesh and bone. If his enemies had been normal human beings, they would have scattered before his fury. But the Undead know neither pain nor fear and they kept coming.

When the dust settled, there were two piles of ground beef on the parking lot that on closer inspection turned out to be

Pancakemix, the Elite Bodyguard


and LSU, the recently zombified former Day Time Vig


It was not all in vain, fortunately. In the screaming chaos, Ga7 slipped out unseen, found a motorcycle that conveniently still had the keys in it and raced away. He made it to the airport, took an abandoned helicopter and flew all the way to England, where he landed on the roof of a nunnery and was greeted by a dozen maidens in black.

"Are you the hero of the prophecy?" they giggled in delight. "The brave Serbia who would come to us in our our of need?"

"Mais oui, indeed," said Ga7, whose Gallic instincts didn't desert him even in the most dire of circumstances. And he lived happily ever after, producing enough offspring to populate the sequel, if there ever is one.

The remaining townies had watched it all from the Mall roof top.

"We should have gone with the Frenchman," one said. They sighed. They knew their chances had dropped to levels barely detectable by whatever was left of contemporary science.

6 people left, 4 to lynch. Deadline far away.

[Koesen]

Vote Count

Nagerous: 1(Gimpy)
/: 1 (F1fth)
Gimpy: 1 (Nagerous)

6 Alive, 4to lynch, deadline far away.

[pancakemix]

Not all is lost. Go town!

[LSU Tiger Josh]

blah

[colton24]

I figured LS Who was scum.

[safariguy5]

I figured LS Who was scum.

He didn't start out that way colton. And shush! You're dead.

[mandalorian2298]

Hi guys. Sorry for the deadbeating. I will post something after I have had a 6+ hours of uninterrupted sleep (Thursday probably). Good night.

[Serbia]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU FRENCHMAN!!!!!

[Serbia]

He got my virgins. *sniffles*

[Koesen]

But they all think he's you.

[Serbia]

But he's not me.

[nagerous]

How predictable, the Frenchman runs away like a coward

I'm sticking by my gimpy vote, he should be lynched today.

[gimpyThewonder]

given the dire straits we are in I will tell you why those listed were top of the list. I can vouch for GA7, Mandy, Myself and had he lived Serbia. I think you can all figure out how.

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given the dire straits we are in I will tell you why those listed were top of the list. I can vouch for GA7, Mandy, Myself and had he lived Serbia. I think you can all figure out how.

hmm..... you're claiming cop too?
Perhaps I am naive cop and you are the recently zombified then?

[MountainLion]

Does Ga7 still count towards town?

I think at this point there are probably a good amount of zombies, right? I don't even know how town are still in this. Considering what happened to LSU perhaps our best bet is to find the head zombie since we can't really trust anyone's claim. The head zombie wouldn't have a claim to use from a former role, correct?

There was one night kill on night 2, then 2 night kills on night 3. There are now a total of 6 alive. If there are another two night kills, game over. Honestly I don't know how we survive this game. If we get the head zombie, no more additions to zombieland which is a larger swing to scum than if we have a death, right?

Yes, I did. For good reason, too. I'm not revenging you. I 'know' you're scum, that's all. F1fth and PCM as well. And I am most definitely town. Hang the scum.

A rather dramatic and over the top statement to make to say you 'know' someone is scum when you clearly have no evidence. I know I am totally clean so quit making bullshit up.... moron.

I know for a fact that I too am town, and I have no reason to believe you are. Like I say, it's either you, PCM, or F1fth. You've been scummy (imho) so I am currently on you. I can just as easily vote one of the others.

/ is scum. I am 100% sure of it. I will be claiming as well, even though I put myself at risk, because we're so close to losing that I doubt we can afford a mislynch.

I am a Deputy. I am like a normal townie until the cop dies. I today became a cop after the scream, and so I'm positive that / has been recruited. This also casts doubt on his Serbia investigation, but it could be an accurate one just to establish credibility if Serbia got offed or recruited later, so I suggest we take care of business first.

It may be better for LSU to handle it though, since we will still have a chance to catch another scum today.

At any rate, Vote /

Too bad we seem to be out of roleblockers since Serbia's gone and the JOAT abandoned us. We could use a block on / while we try to lynch another.

No matter what we have to get this right, so let's be careful with the votes since it only takes 4 to lynch with who knows how many zombies there are.

So F1fth says / was recruited.

Serbia says here he "knows" nagerous is scum:

Yes, I did. For good reason, too. I'm not revenging you. I 'know' you're scum, that's all. F1fth and PCM as well. And I am most definitely town. Hang the scum.

A rather dramatic and over the top statement to make to say you 'know' someone is scum when you clearly have no evidence. I know I am totally clean so quit making bullshit up.... moron.

I know for a fact that I too am town, and I have no reason to believe you are. Like I say, it's either you, PCM, or F1fth. You've been scummy (imho) so I am currently on you. I can just as easily vote one of the others.

Here / says Serbia is town...well that ends up true without giving us any scum (no help). F1fth says / was recruited, but could he have gotten the investigation on Serbia before being recruited? Either way, I think the head zombie would love to recruit the Cop over almost anyone else right?

Blah, not that my results are technically useful for more than a day with a recruiter (?) around, but Serbia is town today, so GA didn't send in an action then?

On this following quote, I have to ask, why are you warning us that zombies may not know who they are? Where are you getting this info? BTW you saying you didn't get a role change PM does nothing for me. That could easily be a lie.

BTW if you are scum it's a really gutsy move, but since it seems I'm not likely to survive unless you all want me to prove myself with a few more investigations. I would like to say again, I did not receive a role change PM, so on the unlikely chance I do turn up scum, I would like to warn you all about the possibility zombies don't know who they are, make sure to be extra careful with your actions, and review what you all did these last few night if that's the case to make sure what side you're on.

But then again the only way this is helpful to town is if I'm a zombie, so there's no logical reason for me to say this.

Sorry gimpy, I don't understand how you can vouch for Ga7 and Serbia (who are proven town, either dead or ran off), Mandy(?) and yourself (which we have no reason to believe)

given the dire straits we are in I will tell you why those listed were top of the list. I can vouch for GA7, Mandy, Myself and had he lived Serbia. I think you can all figure out how.