Best country?

[Qwert]

Well, I'm not sure what qwert is saying here, but it's fairly clear that without British forces, the US would never have made it out of Dunkirk.

Perhaps Qwert should read the rest of the thread before he/she seeks to revise it all.

what? US forces out of Dunkirk? You need to work some historical test.

[Symmetry]

Well, I'm not sure what qwert is saying here, but it's fairly clear that without British forces, the US would never have made it out of Dunkirk.

Perhaps Qwert should read the rest of the thread before he/she seeks to revise it all.

what? US forces out of Dunkirk? You need to work some historical test.

Do I? I'd be horrifically shocked if I found out that the US army hadn't backed off from Dunkirk and been saved by the British army, thus preserving America from speaking German.

(American) German of course.

We saved your ass.

Or you know, you could read the thread.

[muy_thaiguy]

Ah, perhaps time for another top ten reasons for the UK's superiority over the US.

10) In the UK you only need a knife proof vest.
9) Our hooligans are bad. Oakland Raiders fans are in a special hooligan league of their own.
8 ) We know our Queen is a bit German, but we love her anyway. Much of your country isn't sure that your president is American,
7) Speaking of the royal family- we have Saint Princess Diana. The once and only princess. She will return in England's hour of darkest need. You have JFK. Good, but let's face it- in a straight street fight, Diana would own him.
6) And don't even start me on Henry VIII. He was awesome. George Washington eat your heart out.
5) I'm going to concede a point here- the US national anthem is less crappy than ours. This is now a top 9.
4) Shakespeare, bitches.
3) Our teeth are free to express themselves.
2) Pick a movie in English- that's an English accent you're hearing. Doesn't matter what language- everyone had a English accent back in the day.
1) 20 plus points in, and nobody can put together a simple, funny, and clever set of points to counter me.

The UK is better, no?

10) In the US, knives are tools. And so are guns. Not demonic beings that kill wherever they are.
9) Everyone knows that Riaders fans are just a bunch of Brits to fed up with rioting over the ocean.
The US isn't stuck with the same old lady decade after decade. We get a new one every 4-8 years.
7) I thought she had to be a dirty Catholic to be a Saint? Just goes to show how Brits like to twist things around.
6) I thought Henry VIII ate 8 hearts out? And then George Washington went back in time and Falcon Punched him?
5) The Brits only think they have a National Anthem. In reality, it is a brainwashing device to make all Brits fanantical Royalists.
4) Mark Twain. And everyone knows that Shakespeare was an American posing as a Brit.
3) The reason that Britain doesn't have any public decency laws is because everyone would be thrown in prison due to their teeth "expressing" themselves.
2) Pick a movie in American. Hard not too.
1) 20 plus points in, and your "humor" is not very humourous.

[Symmetry]

Ah, perhaps time for another top ten reasons for the UK's superiority over the US.

10) In the UK you only need a knife proof vest.
9) Our hooligans are bad. Oakland Raiders fans are in a special hooligan league of their own.
8 ) We know our Queen is a bit German, but we love her anyway. Much of your country isn't sure that your president is American,
7) Speaking of the royal family- we have Saint Princess Diana. The once and only princess. She will return in England's hour of darkest need. You have JFK. Good, but let's face it- in a straight street fight, Diana would own him.
6) And don't even start me on Henry VIII. He was awesome. George Washington eat your heart out.
5) I'm going to concede a point here- the US national anthem is less crappy than ours. This is now a top 9.
4) Shakespeare, bitches.
3) Our teeth are free to express themselves.
2) Pick a movie in English- that's an English accent you're hearing. Doesn't matter what language- everyone had a English accent back in the day.
1) 20 plus points in, and nobody can put together a simple, funny, and clever set of points to counter me.

The UK is better, no?

10) In the US, knives are tools. And so are guns. Not demonic beings that kill wherever they are.
9) Everyone knows that Riaders fans are just a bunch of Brits to fed up with rioting over the ocean.
The US isn't stuck with the same old lady decade after decade. We get a new one every 4-8 years.
7) I thought she had to be a dirty Catholic to be a Saint? Just goes to show how Brits like to twist things around.
6) I thought Henry VIII ate 8 hearts out? And then George Washington went back in time and Falcon Punched him?
5) The Brits only think they have a National Anthem. In reality, it is a brainwashing device to make all Brits fanantical Royalists.
4) Mark Twain. And everyone knows that Shakespeare was an American posing as a Brit.
3) The reason that Britain doesn't have any public decency laws is because everyone would be thrown in prison due to their teeth "expressing" themselves.
2) Pick a movie in American. Hard not too.
1) 20 plus points in, and your "humor" is not very humourous.

That's awesome, and exactly what I wanted to hear. Not as pithy as I'd like, and more of a response than anything original, but I can't object.

[b.k. barunt]

Ah, perhaps time for another top ten reasons for the UK's superiority over the US.

10) In the UK you only need a knife proof vest.
9) Our hooligans are bad. Oakland Raiders fans are in a special hooligan league of their own.
8 ) We know our Queen is a bit German, but we love her anyway. Much of your country isn't sure that your president is American,
7) Speaking of the royal family- we have Saint Princess Diana. The once and only princess. She will return in England's hour of darkest need. You have JFK. Good, but let's face it- in a straight street fight, Diana would own him.
6) And don't even start me on Henry VIII. He was awesome. George Washington eat your heart out.
5) I'm going to concede a point here- the US national anthem is less crappy than ours. This is now a top 9.
4) Shakespeare, bitches.
3) Our teeth are free to express themselves.
2) Pick a movie in English- that's an English accent you're hearing. Doesn't matter what language- everyone had a English accent back in the day.
1) 20 plus points in, and nobody can put together a simple, funny, and clever set of points to counter me.

The UK is better, no?

10) Knife proof vests? So as long as you stay in GB you're safe i guess - this proves what?
9) Your hooligans are wannabes. Let them come over here in their knife proof vests and we'll send them home with their arses bleeding.
Your queen is fugly and doesn't have the common decency to shave her legs or armpits. Ew.
7) JFK was a major league poon hound and Princess Di wouldn't even have made his B list.
6) Henry VIII was a fat f*ck who didn't have the virility to father a son, so he cut the heads off of beautiful wimminz. WTF?
5) Yeah and don't forget that you stole the music for your anthem from "My Country Tis of Thee.
4) Shakespeare? We have Britney Spears.
3) British teeth are fooking scary.
2) Cool Hand Luke - great movie, no Brit accents to be found.
1) Wut? You want a list? Ok, read'em and weep.

10) We kicked your arses and took your colony away from you.
9) In America your "football" is played primarily by little girls.
We have more serial killers than you.
7) We have never had a woman running our country.
6) Our beer is cold.
5) We never let another country bomb us.
4) We have more action heros as governors.
3) You guys suck in the Olympics - we rule.
2) We drive on the right side of the highway.
1) We impregnated most of your wimminz during WWII so you're probably one of our bastards.


Honibaz

[Timminz]

4) We have more action heros as governors.

Shit! I think the US just took the lead, somehow.

[pmchugh]

9) Scots,

Nuff said, you can stop there.

[Pedronicus]

6) Henry VIII was a fat f*ck who didn't have the virility to father a son, so he cut the heads off of beautiful wimminz. WTF?

The word is on the street, that only real men father girls.


And lets be fair, there are a lot of men that would of rather chopped their ex wife's heads off, instead of paying them some money each month, because they didn't cut the mustard and you ended up having a kid with the crazy bitch.

[b.k. barunt]

Point taken.


Honibaz

[Pedronicus]

8 ) Your queen is fugly and doesn't have the common decency to shave her legs or armpits. Ew.

have you ever seen her sister in her prime? Fucking hey!



I'd f*ck her any day of the week. (she's dead now, So I'd be arrested if i tried it next week, but you get the idea)

[b.k. barunt]

8 ) Your queen is fugly and doesn't have the common decency to shave her legs or armpits. Ew.

have you ever seen her sister in her prime? Fucking hey!



I'd f*ck her any day of the week. (she's dead now, So I'd be arrested if i tried it next week, but you get the idea)

I notice the pic discreetly avoids the areas in question. Sure she's beautiful, but wait til she lays back on the bed and stretches those arms out - not to mention the scuff marks on your back. Oh, and that shit keeps growing after you're dead so you don't even wanna go there.


Honibaz

[Symmetry]

10) In the US, knives are tools. And so are guns. Not demonic beings that kill wherever they are.
9) Everyone knows that Riaders fans are just a bunch of Brits to fed up with rioting over the ocean.
8 ) The US isn't stuck with the same old lady decade after decade. We get a new one every 4-8 years.
7) I thought she had to be a dirty Catholic to be a Saint? Just goes to show how Brits like to twist things around.
6) I thought Henry VIII ate 8 hearts out? And then George Washington went back in time and Falcon Punched him?
5) The Brits only think they have a National Anthem. In reality, it is a brainwashing device to make all Brits fanantical Royalists.
4) Mark Twain. And everyone knows that Shakespeare was an American posing as a Brit.
3) The reason that Britain doesn't have any public decency laws is because everyone would be thrown in prison due to their teeth "expressing" themselves.
2) Pick a movie in American. Hard not too.
1) 20 plus points in, and your "humor" is not very humourous.

Ah a challenge:

10) In the UK, we know that Americans are also tools. The American Revolution? We shot ourselves in the foot with our own tools.
9) Ask any Brit- we're quite happy rioting anywhere in the world. We don't get tired, we pass out. The queen says it's ok.
8 ) And you're stuck with your mom. I'll be done with her tonight. (I'm sorry- I thought I should try an American joke)
7) You take that back! Princess Diana was a saint, and Elton John said so himself.
6) Ah- this is where you need to re-read your history. William the Conqueror (who was secretly British all along) beat the Christianity out of Jefferson at the battle of Agincourt. Your history books are inaccurate.
5) I still concede any point on our national anthem. It really is awful.
4) Mark Twain is one of the most amazing author's I've ever read. Any child should read him.
3) Ah, the only one that makes no sense. Surely we'd have public decency laws to prevent our grim smiles?
2) Just one in American? Plan 9 From Outer Space is my choice then, I guess. I don't know why you offered me the choice.
1) Ah, but ten points in and you aren't doing as well.

[MeDeFe]

4) Mark Twain is one of the most amazing author's I've ever read. Any child should read him.

TMML

[DAZMCFC]

Ah, perhaps time for another top ten reasons for the UK's superiority over the US.

10) In the UK you only need a knife proof vest.
9) Our hooligans are bad. Oakland Raiders fans are in a special hooligan league of their own.
8 ) We know our Queen is a bit German, but we love her anyway. Much of your country isn't sure that your president is American,
7) Speaking of the royal family- we have Saint Princess Diana. The once and only princess. She will return in England's hour of darkest need. You have JFK. Good, but let's face it- in a straight street fight, Diana would own him.
6) And don't even start me on Henry VIII. He was awesome. George Washington eat your heart out.
5) I'm going to concede a point here- the US national anthem is less crappy than ours. This is now a top 9.
4) Shakespeare, bitches.
3) Our teeth are free to express themselves.
2) Pick a movie in English- that's an English accent you're hearing. Doesn't matter what language- everyone had a English accent back in the day.
1) 20 plus points in, and nobody can put together a simple, funny, and clever set of points to counter me.

The UK is better, no?

10) Knife proof vests? So as long as you stay in GB you're safe i guess - this proves what? that there is less chance of getting shot in a drive by.
9) Your hooligans are wannabes. Let them come over here in their knife proof vests and we'll send them home with their arses bleeding. why are you going to shag them?

our hooligans are the best in the world. hooligans from Turkey, Holland, Argentina, Germany, Italy, Spain and so on and so on look up to our hooligans.
Your queen is fugly and doesn't have the common decency to shave her legs or armpits. Ew. now she might have German heritage, but she is British so she does shave her pits and legs.
7) JFK was a major league poon hound and Princess Di wouldn't even have made his B list. JFK was a prick, that's why your goverment had him killed.
6) Henry VIII was a fat f*ck who didn't have the virility to father a son, so he cut the heads off of beautiful wimminz. WTF? he may well of been a fat f*ck, but he was our fat f*ck and he told the pope to f*ck off.
5) Yeah and don't forget that you stole the music for your anthem from "My Country Tis of Thee. God save the Queen.
4) Shakespeare? We have Britney Spears. I'll fucking hit you one more time.
3) British teeth are fooking scary. look at salr's avvy, I'm sure he is a yank.
2) Cool Hand Luke - great movie, no Brit accents to be found. obviously because there was no British prisoner.
1) Wut? You want a list? Ok, read'em and weep.

10) We kicked your arses and took your colony away from you. we let you have them, because your culinary skills were limited and not as good as our Indian colony.
9) In America your "football" is played primarily by little girls. maybe so, but come the summer time you maybe cheering on the USA team in the World cup against England(as will I).
We have more serial killers than you. well at the moment you do, but throughout our history we win hands down.
7) We have never had a woman running our country. we've never had a Black man run ours. your point being.
6) Our beer is cold. it's only down south they like their beer room temp. anyway I'd drink Cider(as cold as possible).
5) We never let another country bomb us. two words: Pearl Harbour.
4) We have more action heros as governors. Heroes, I think not and Arnie is Austrian.
3) You guys suck in the Olympics - we rule. rule who?

our Queen rules the commonwealth.
2) We drive on the right side of the highway. that is the wrong side.
1) We impregnated most of your wimminz during WWII so you're probably one of our bastards. nah! you were all firing blanks.


Barcunt.

fixed.

[muy_thaiguy]

Ah a challenge:

10) In the UK, we know that Americans are also tools. The American Revolution? We shot ourselves in the foot with our own tools.
9) Ask any Brit- we're quite happy rioting anywhere in the world. We don't get tired, we pass out. The queen says it's ok.
8 ) And you're stuck with your mom. I'll be done with her tonight. (I'm sorry- I thought I should try an American joke)
7) You take that back! Princess Diana was a saint, and Elton John said so himself.
6) Ah- this is where you need to re-read your history. William the Conqueror (who was secretly British all along) beat the Christianity out of Jefferson at the battle of Agincourt. Your history books are inaccurate.
5) I still concede any point on our national anthem. It really is awful.
4) Mark Twain is one of the most amazing author's I've ever read. Any child should read him.
3) Ah, the only one that makes no sense. Surely we'd have public decency laws to prevent our grim smiles?
2) Just one in American? Plan 9 From Outer Space is my choice then, I guess. I don't know why you offered me the choice.
1) Ah, but ten points in and you aren't doing as well.

10 )In the American Revolution, the Americans didn't have to fire, as you guys kept shooting yourselves in the foot. Had to hurt like hell.
9 ) In the UK, if someone doesn't follow the Queen's advice, they are sent to the gallows. In the US, they are on national TV.
8 ) In the US, we actually know how to make decent jokes.
7 ) In the UK, Elton John thinks of himself as King, in the US, we actually have people with musical talent that can take that title.
6 ) No, yours are wrong. Jefferson took his .45 and shot William's balls off. Sadly, he had already had a son.
5 ) Finally, some sense has reached the Brits!
4 ) Mark Twain could also beat Shakespeare in a Cage match, with both arms tied behind his back.
3 ) Obviously not, since you and all the other Brits have access to the Internet.
2 ) Go to the movie store and look for movies made in the last 20 years not made in American. Then look for ones in American. You will have an easier time with the latter.
1 ) 30 or so points in, and still nothing much.

[pmchugh]

There is no british national anthem

English national anthem sucks balls, scottish and welsh anthems are two of the best in the world though (behind jamaica seriously brilliant)

[Titanic]

There is no british national anthem

English national anthem sucks balls, scottish and welsh anthems are two of the best in the world though (behind jamaica seriously brilliant)

Isn't the Jamaica anthem like 7 minutes long and just constantly the crowd shouting "Jamaica"?

[Pedronicus]

There is no british national anthem

English national anthem sucks balls, scottish and welsh anthems are two of the best in the world though (behind jamaica seriously brilliant)

Isn't the Jamaica anthem like 7 minutes long and just constantly the crowd shouting "Jamaica"?

Sounds like a good idea tome for a national anthem. At least no one can forget the words after three verses ....

[keiths31]

[quote="b.k. barunt"]
5) We never let another country bomb us.
/quote]

ummmm...Pearl Harbour didn't happen?

[jefjef]

5) We never let another country bomb us.
/quote]

ummmm...Pearl Harbour didn't happen?

Ummmmmmm.. Hawaii became a state August 21, 1959.

During the war of 1812 I spose the brits fired a few cannon at us. Can't hardly call that being bombed though. Distracted maybe.

[PLAYER57832]

5) We never let another country bomb us.
/quote]

ummmm...Pearl Harbour didn't happen?

Ummmmmmm.. Hawaii became a state August 21, 1959.

During the war of 1812 I spose the brits fired a few cannon at us. Can't hardly call that being bombed though. Distracted maybe.

Actually, there was a balloon bomb that landed in the Willamette National Forest. But, since it did not detonate.. technically not a "bombing".

I believer there were a couple of other German attempts, but they were foiled.

[BigBallinStalin]

5) We never let another country bomb us.

ummmm...Pearl Harbour didn't happen?

Ummmmmmm.. Hawaii became a state August 21, 1959.

During the war of 1812 I spose the brits fired a few cannon at us. Can't hardly call that being bombed though. Distracted maybe.

Weren't those ships at Pearl Harbor ours? Looks like they bombed us, INDEED SIR>./

[muy_thaiguy]

5) We never let another country bomb us.

ummmm...Pearl Harbour didn't happen?

Ummmmmmm.. Hawaii became a state August 21, 1959.

During the war of 1812 I spose the brits fired a few cannon at us. Can't hardly call that being bombed though. Distracted maybe.

Weren't those ships at Pearl Harbor ours? Looks like they bombed us, INDEED SIR>./

Ships? Yes. The country? Technically, no.

[BigBallinStalin]

Isn't a suicide bombing considering a bombing?

[jefjef]

Isn't a suicide bombing considering a bombing?

No SIR> This is bombing.