GENERAL STONEHAM

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

OH MY GOD! I just wet myself!

Sorry AA, they just beat you out of your billions of dollars, euros and Yen.

I know, I know, you feel like eating a bullet now. Don't do it, things will get better. Honest....well it's not like I'm going to guarantee that life will be fair to you...


Before you do anything drastic.....send me those hot pictures of yourself.

Regards,
GS

[AndyDufresne]

[newspeak] All hot pictures on route to General Stoneham must first be reviewed by other recently released and re-educated drones, like Bk Barunt and Saxitoxin. The collective of drones must keep an eye on all new releases to ensure maximum quality of Re-Education. [/newspeak]


--Andy

[AAFitz]

Damn!

[squishyg]

Welcome back brotha. I still hate your avy, but it's good to see you again.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

I'm sorry. I heard you got an epileptic seizure from staring at my avatar for too long.

Your loyal drone,
GS

[JoshyBoy]

I'm sorry. I heard you got an epileptic sizure from staring at my avatar for too long.

Your loyal drone,
GS

You are not a drone!

You are a free spirit! The howling wind that cannot be silenced! The thundering crash of the ocean waves!

Come on GENERAL, remember the good old days? Don't let CC hold you down!

[AAFitz]

I'm sorry. I heard you got an epileptic sizure from staring at my avatar for too long.

Your loyal drone,
GS

You are not a drone!

You are a free spirit! The howling wind that cannot be silenced! The thundering crash of the ocean waves!

Come on GENERAL, remember the good old days? Don't let CC hold you down!

He really doesnt like people who "incite" him to post things. After his hiatus, it was the first thing he posted.

Be mindful of the weakness of the banned posters.

For they know not what they do.

[JoshyBoy]

I'm sorry. I heard you got an epileptic sizure from staring at my avatar for too long.

Your loyal drone,
GS

You are not a drone!

You are a free spirit! The howling wind that cannot be silenced! The thundering crash of the ocean waves!

Come on GENERAL, remember the good old days? Don't let CC hold you down!

He really doesnt like people who "incite" him to post things. After his hiatus, it was the first thing he posted.

I know, but he loves me.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

I'm sorry. I heard you got an epileptic sizure from staring at my avatar for too long.

Your loyal drone,
GS

You are not a drone!

You are a free spirit! The howling wind that cannot be silenced! The thundering crash of the ocean waves!

Come on GENERAL, remember the good old days? Don't let CC hold you down!

He really doesnt like people who "incite" him to post things. After his hiatus, it was the first thing he posted.

Be mindful of the weakness of the banned posters.

For they know not what they do.

Obviously, you haven't read my posts. I'm a loyal drone of C.C.

I've learned a lot from C.C. Re-Educaton Camps. The one thing that is most important in my life is the COLLECTIVE. Where one bad apple may spoil the bushel.

Now I'm enlightened! Under the gaze of Andy, we will all prosper and live in peace.

AA, please join us in the worker's paradise and don't post to incite. Your behavior is unacceptable. I don't want you to be sent for re-education. There's still hope for you.

Sorry about your dreams being squashed, of opening hundreds of "passive aggressive" store fronts and making lots of cash. Just don't be to hard on yourself.

The loyal drone,
GS

[AndyDufresne]

[newspeak] Long live Conquer Club, prosperity and peace for all! Drones (collective), let us now assimilate. War with Eurasia is upon us.[/newspeak]


--Andy

[jefjef]

[newspeak] Long live Conquer Club, prosperity and peace for all! Drones (collective), let us now assimilate. War with Eurasia is upon us.[/newspeak]


--Andy

So. Who do you have assigned as code name Eurasia? Hope it ain't me...

[AAFitz]

I'm sorry. I heard you got an epileptic sizure from staring at my avatar for too long.

Your loyal drone,
GS

You are not a drone!

You are a free spirit! The howling wind that cannot be silenced! The thundering crash of the ocean waves!

Come on GENERAL, remember the good old days? Don't let CC hold you down!

He really doesnt like people who "incite" him to post things. After his hiatus, it was the first thing he posted.

Be mindful of the weakness of the banned posters.

For they know not what they do.

Obviously, you haven't read my posts. I'm a loyal drone of C.C.

I've learned a lot from C.C. Re-Educaton Camps. The one thing that is most important in my life is the COLLECTIVE. Where one bad apple may spoil the bushel.

Now I'm enlightened! Under the gaze of Andy, we will all prosper and live in peace.

AA, please join us in the worker's paradise and don't post to incite. Your behavior is unacceptable. I don't want you to be sent for re-education. There's still hope for you.

Sorry about your dreams being squashed, of opening hundreds of "passive aggressive" store fronts and making lots of cash. Just don't be to hard on yourself.

The loyal drone,
GS

Ahh, but have no fear. If I am told my posts are unacceptable, or warned to cool it, I will simply thank them for the warning and watch it. It is their forum to regulate as they please.

I do apologize however if my posts made you consider posting bad things. It was not my intent. I of course would not have even had much to say in this post, cept for you bringing me up by name in what may have been your first post after your hiatus....

and...the fact that before you left, you were continually accusing me of being a mod puppet, and upon arrival of being a
devious poster, bringing evil to the CC forums.

It was only this that has made me post, that and your wonderful assertion that I am somehow able to control people with these little words I type. For years the only power I have yearned to possess, is that to make people laugh occasionally, and to make people think occasionally...and sometimes, simultaneously.

To find upon your release that I can actually cause others to break rules and do things they otherwise would not do, was quite unexpected, and I am still trying to make sense of it....though I am more comfortable with the idea now.

[JoshyBoy]

Ah damn, we have missed the GENERAL eh?

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

I will continue fighting for the rights of posters here at C.C.

BUT! It must be done with the "collective" in mind. AA Fitz and others who are freelance terrorists must be hunted down like the dogs they are! Either they must be eliminated or sent to re-education camps for special training.

The loyal drone,
GS

[AndyDufresne]

[newspeak] Loyal Drone General Stoneham, member of the Collective,

Please refer to such people as "Freelance Posters." Such users must not know we are onto them through the use of descriptive and meaningful words and phrases.

Re-Education forth coming. [/newspeak]


--Andy (Big B...anana)

[AAFitz]

I will continue fighting for the rights of posters here at C.C.

BUT! It must be done with the "collective" in mind. AA Fitz and others who are freelance terrorists must be hunted down like the dogs they are! Either they must be eliminated or sent to re-education camps for special training.

The loyal drone,
GS

Oh, there's no need to hunt. Send over the education and training now. Im always ready to learn.

Just give me some examples of what you consider not fit for the forums as asked before, so I can change my evil ways.

Surely posting examples of this deviant behavior you elude to, cannot be hard at all. I just need to see it quoted, so I can adjust and learn from all you seemed to have learned on your hiatus.

Nothing I like seeing more than someone trying to clean up the forums. Let me help by changing right now.

But you have to show me what I need to change, and what you think should not be allowed on the forum. Without that information, I simply dont know what to do.

Educate. Train. I beg of you.

[jefjef]

oh she may be weary
them young girls they do get wearied
wearing that same old miniskirt dress
but when she gets weary
you try a little tenderness
oh man that
un hunh

Peace

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

AA Fitz aka "freelance poster." Your ill-will blows through these hallowed threads, like the plague on Egypt. We don't need to hunt down the facts of your "passive aggressive" behavior. NO! Your attempt to sabotage this thread and others are on notice.

Please AA, look inside yourself and you'll see how your postings are making the "collective" very sleepy. This will only cause the "collective" to become less effective against counter-revolutionaries like yourself.

Thank GOD! We have soldiers...err, umm, drug dealers, cough-hack.... I mean drones like Jefjef, Joshyboy and others to help pass out high quality speed to prevent the "collective" from falling asleep while reading your hypnotic and boring posts.

The loyal drone,
GS

[AAFitz]

AA Fitz aka "freelance poster." Your ill-will blows through these hallowed threads, like the plague on Egypt. We don't need to hunt down the facts of your "passive aggressive" behavior. NO! Your attempt to sabotage this thread and others are on notice.

Please AA, look inside yourself and you'll see how your postings are making the "collective" very sleepy. This will only cause the "collective" to become less effective against counter-revolutionaries like yourself.

Thank GOD! We have soldiers...err, umm, drug dealers, cough-hack.... I mean drones like Jefjef, Joshyboy and others to help pass out high quality speed to prevent the "collective" from falling asleep while reading your hypnotic and boring posts.

The loyal drone,
GS

Oh, so you want imagined ill will to be against the forum rules? Interesting. Good luck with your new cause!

And again, if you ever come up with one example, feel free to send it over.

Oh, and Im not sure you can really blame me for sabotaging this thread...when you seem to be infatuated enough to bring me up in every post, including your first one.

Thats not sabotaging, thats responding. Further, Ive given every opportunity to learn from you, but you simply wont take the one little step of actually providing just one example out of my thousands of posts, of this...passive aggressive behavior that you fear is so ruining these fine CC forums, and has incited poor souls to be unfairly banned in this apocalyptic CC that you feel has enveloped the forum, since you were so unfairly banished for your incited postings for which you had no control.

I yearn to learn so, please... provide just one example of this behavior you feel is unworthy so the education may begin.

Your Humble Student

AApPA

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

You want an example?!?!

Your "passive aggressive" behavior to incite others is painted all over this thread and many others. Do you realize the harm you do to other posters here at C.C.? Of course not! Your ignorance to other citizens of C.C. is duly noted.

You're a sick individual, who preys on the weak. Tell me AA, did you torture small animals when you were young? Do you have mounds of dirt scattered about your backyard and crawlspace? Is there a putrid smell emanating from your crawlspace?

Please AA, get help before you start hurting posters here at C.C.

The loyal drone,
GS

[AAFitz]

You want an example?!?!

Your "passive aggressive" behavior to incite others is painted all over this thread and many others. Do you realize the harm you do to other posters here at C.C.? Of course not! Your ignorance to other citizens of C.C. is duly noted.

You're a sick individual, who preys on the weak. Tell me AA, did you torture small animals when you were young? Do you have mounds of dirt scattered about your backyard and crawlspace? Is there a putrid smell emanating from your crawlspace?

Please AA, get help before you start hurting posters here at C.C.

The loyal drone,
GS

So not one example then?

And, were you incited by my "AAPA"?

Did I harm you?

Again, please....help educate. Im on board here. I love that you are trying to make CC better, but I just need some examples so I can change my ways and become a loyal drone too, and not the rebel AAPA inciter that Ive obviously become.

Founder of AAPACCPA
AA Passive Aggressive Conquer Club Posters Association

AA

[xelabale]

You want an example?!?!

Your "passive aggressive" behavior to incite others is painted all over this thread and many others. Do you realize the harm you do to other posters here at C.C.? Of course not! Your ignorance to other citizens of C.C. is duly noted.

You're a sick individual, who preys on the weak. Tell me AA, did you torture small animals when you were young? Do you have mounds of dirt scattered about your backyard and crawlspace? Is there a putrid smell emanating from your crawlspace?

Please AA, get help before you start hurting posters here at C.C.

The loyal drone,
GS

So not one example then?

And, were you incited by my "AAPA"?

Did I harm you?

Again, please....help educate. Im on board here. I love that you are trying to make CC better, but I just need some examples so I can change my ways and become a loyal drone too, and not the rebel AAPA inciter that Ive obviously become.

Founder of AAPACCPA
AA Passive Aggressive Conquer Club Posters Association

AA

suck a dick fitzy boy.

[AAFitz]

You want an example?!?!

Your "passive aggressive" behavior to incite others is painted all over this thread and many others. Do you realize the harm you do to other posters here at C.C.? Of course not! Your ignorance to other citizens of C.C. is duly noted.

You're a sick individual, who preys on the weak. Tell me AA, did you torture small animals when you were young? Do you have mounds of dirt scattered about your backyard and crawlspace? Is there a putrid smell emanating from your crawlspace?

Please AA, get help before you start hurting posters here at C.C.

The loyal drone,
GS

So not one example then?

And, were you incited by my "AAPA"?

Did I harm you?

Again, please....help educate. Im on board here. I love that you are trying to make CC better, but I just need some examples so I can change my ways and become a loyal drone too, and not the rebel AAPA inciter that Ive obviously become.

Founder of AAPACCPA
AA Passive Aggressive Conquer Club Posters Association

AA

suck a dick fitzy boy.

thats so cute. Standing behind your General. Kind of seems more like you might have your eyes on the general's at this point though, I mean...doesnt it?

[AndyDufresne]

[newspeak] As much as I enjoy a battle between Eurasia, Oceania, and Eastasia, if you'd all like to continue your discussion in private, I encourage you to do so!

Now, back to being loyal drones, please.

Re-education forthcoming. [/newspeak]


--Andy