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JESUS SAVES!!!PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
That's awesome!jay_a2j wrote:A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood.
(as told to me by my daughter)


JESUS SAVES!!!PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
clapper011 wrote:A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"
The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where?"
JESUS SAVES!!!PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
AH, CHRISTMAS CRACKERS. GOTTA LOVE EM.john9blue wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What did the cat say when it was hurt? Me-owch.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9.
What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry!
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Possibly the funniest joke I've heard. Big kudos, good sir.daddy1gringo wrote:A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Symmetry wrote:Simple test of critical thinking (NOT TRUE), that is simple for small children (ACTUALLY TRUE)
1. How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
2. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge?Spoiler
Open the door and put the elephant in. This question is designed to see if you overcomplicate things when a simple solution is available.
3. All the animals in the world are having a conference. Every animal attends apart from one. Which animal doesn't go?Spoiler
Open the fridge and take out the elephant, put in the giraffe. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
Last chance:Spoiler
The giraffe. You just put it in a fridge. This tests your memory.
4. You're standing on the banks of a river. A sign says- "Beware of Crocodiles". You need to get to the other side, but there's no boat, no bridge, it's too far to jump, and you have nothing useful at hand. How do get across.
Spoiler
You swim. Pay attention! All the animals are at a conference.
BigBallinStalin wrote:Symmetry wrote:Simple test of critical thinking (NOT TRUE), that is simple for small children (ACTUALLY TRUE)
1. How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
2. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge?Spoiler
Open the door and put the elephant in. This question is designed to see if you overcomplicate things when a simple solution is available.
3. All the animals in the world are having a conference. Every animal attends apart from one. Which animal doesn't go?Spoiler
Open the fridge and take out the elephant, put in the giraffe. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
Last chance:Spoiler
The giraffe. You just put it in a fridge. This tests your memory.
4. You're standing on the banks of a river. A sign says- "Beware of Crocodiles". You need to get to the other side, but there's no boat, no bridge, it's too far to jump, and you have nothing useful at hand. How do get across.
Spoiler
You swim. Pay attention! All the animals are at a conference.
this was interesting
JESUS SAVES!!!PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
Thanks. I think I got it from Readers' Digest, but it cracked me up so I kept it.the.killing.44 wrote:Possibly the funniest joke I've heard. Big kudos, good sir.daddy1gringo wrote:A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Nope; so does Puerto Rico. Oh, wait, neither of them is a state.billy07 wrote:pearl harbor is the only american state that starts with p and ends in r
pearl harbor certainly was when the japs finished with it.daddy1gringo wrote:Nope; so does Puerto Rico. Oh, wait, neither of them is a state.billy07 wrote:pearl harbor is the only american state that starts with p and ends in r