the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

His hands were undergoing a small nuclear reaction, and then some sort of banana-time-shift froze the reaction into a static image. **Eats a nuclear banana**


--Andy

Is that the statement your defense attorney came up with?

[strike wolf]

So anyway! Details of my vacation.
Day 1: Stayed at my Uncle's house and hung out most of the day.

Day 2: Went to Colonial Williamsburg.

Day 3: Went to DC. Saw the Smithsonian Air and Space, Natural History, and American history museums. The Natural History and Air and Space museums were good, but the American history was a bit of a dissappoinment to me. There just seemed to be a lot less stuff than in the other museums. Sure some exhibits were pretty good, such as the wartime exhibits, but the ret of the museum just seemed kind of... Empty. (On the plus side they had Fonzie's jacket! )
Also saw the Washington monument, Lincoln memorial, ect.

if it's not war we Americans dont care about it.

Day 4: Went to Virginia Beach. Went in the water. Feet went numb in about 3 seconds. Ran out of the water. Dug a bigass foxhole in the sand that got compliments from about a dozen people.

Bought several videogame based novelty tee-shirts (Side note: I LOVE novelty tee-shirts). "Wiitarded", "Control Freak" (Playstation controller image), and "My parents said I play videogames too much, so I agreed to go to Wiihab".

The first part of that last sentence...No greater truth has ever been spoken.

Day 5: Went to Kings Dominion. Went on rides, ect. Saw a water pistol game giving out oversized Pokemon plushies as prizes and nearly pissed myself. Came back later only to find that their water pressure was malfunctioning. The only other game in the park giving out those particular plushies was one of the obviously rigged ones. PISSED I WAS. Left, then ate KFC.

I'm happy that it was simply because we'd probably be hearing about your new plushie that you have for two weeks if you had one. You don't hear me brag about the coyote I have stuffed in my basement.

[autoload]

I usually only celebrate page based landmarks not view based ones.

Blasphemy.

this coming from the guy who does not celebrate holidays!

I am a changed man. Now I don't celebrate most holidays...

[autoload]

Banana pizza. **Devours a slice of banana pizza**


--Andy

I might try this one day...

[autoload]

Texture not taste. The taste is...ok it's not good. The texture makes me feel like I'm eating flavored cardboard.

oh i have that same problem with beans i hate the texture AND the taste oh wait that s a differnt problem

SO you don't think Dominoes has hte texture of cardboard? I think you need to get your sense of feel checked out. Papa Johns makes good pizza, but a good Mellow Mushroom makes hte best.

i hate papa johns

You're dead to me.

Me too.

[autoload]

I have returned from my vacation. I'll tell you all about it later, but first, time for some catch up posting! (cracks knuckles)

... God, I miss saying that.

This gets my "Post of the Day" award.

[autoload]

His hands were undergoing a small nuclear reaction, and then some sort of banana-time-shift froze the reaction into a static image. **Eats a nuclear banana**


--Andy

(Pretends to understand)
*Smile, thumbs up, ect.*

[autoload]

I just wanted let you all know we're very disappointed in you and good luck.

If you didn't get this I pity your knowledge of movies.

The only thing I can think of is "Airplane", and even then the wording is wrong.

"I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you." (x3)

Side note, Airplane is an awesome movie.

Agreed! I used to talk Jive.

[autoload]

So anyway! Details of my vacation.
Day 4: Went to Virginia Beach. Went in the water. Feet went numb in about 3 seconds. Ran out of the water. Dug a bigass foxhole in the sand that got compliments from about a dozen people. Bought several videogame based novelty tee-shirts (Side note: I LOVE novelty tee-shirts). "Wiitarded", "Control Freak" (Playstation controller image), and "My parents said I play videogames too much, so I agreed to go to Wiihab".

Day 5: Went to Kings Dominion. Went on rides, ect. Saw a water pistol game giving out oversized Pokemon plushies as prizes and nearly pissed myself. Came back later only to find that their water pressure was malfunctioning. The only other game in the park giving out those particular plushies was one of the obviously rigged ones. PISSED I WAS. Left, then ate KFC.

Excellent. You may have recalled that I was just in VBeach for a Half Marathon. Also, I have a Cedar Fair Platinum Pass that would let me in King's Dominion. How would you rate it overall? I doubt I will make it this year, but you never know.

[strike wolf]

I usually only celebrate page based landmarks not view based ones.

Blasphemy.

this coming from the guy who does not celebrate holidays!

I am a changed man. Now I don't celebrate most holidays...

Let me guess...Now it's your anniversary and your girlfriend's birthday...

[autoload]

Backlog complete.

[autoload]

I usually only celebrate page based landmarks not view based ones.

Blasphemy.

this coming from the guy who does not celebrate holidays!

I am a changed man. Now I don't celebrate most holidays...

Let me guess...Now it's your anniversary and your girlfriend's birthday...

Those aren't really holidays. Let's just say that in my heart I still don't celebrate, but at least I will go to the functions now.

[ManBungalow]

[Army of GOD]

Sir, it's like a monkey-orgasm sir.

[AndyDufresne]

This is probably my favorite new simian picture. **Eats a water-logged-banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

this kid just had dominos you can tell by how HAPPY HE IS

[targetman377]

I just wanted let you all know we're very disappointed in you and good luck.

If you didn't get this I pity your knowledge of movies.

The only thing I can think of is "Airplane", and even then the wording is wrong.

"I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you." (x3)

Side note, Airplane is an awesome movie.

yes it is i own the movie great movie

[targetman377]

HAI GUYS
I HAVE HEAPS OF ENERGY
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Skittles have a lot of sugar so I'd be surprised if you weren't hyper.

Bah. I eat Skittles (The candy, not the user) all the time, and you never see me typing in all caps.

yes but we do see you hyper.

did you EAT SKITTLES!!!!!!!

[targetman377]

I usually only celebrate page based landmarks not view based ones.

Blasphemy.

this coming from the guy who does not celebrate holidays!

I am a changed man. Now I don't celebrate most holidays...

see what having a gf does to you IT CHANGES YOU

[strike wolf]

this kid just had dominos you can tell by how HAPPY HE IS

No he obviously had Mellow Mushrooms that being said even if he did have dominoes I would never trust the opinions on taste from someone who recently probably was trying out dirt.

[targetman377]

this kid just had dominos you can tell by how HAPPY HE IS

No he obviously had Mellow Mushrooms that being said even if he did have dominoes I would never trust the opinions on taste from someone who recently probably was trying out dirt.

he looks to smart to be eating dirt

[Army of GOD]

Sir, now we know what happened to targetman in his younger years, sir. =D

[Lucarilover240]

I have returned from my vacation. I'll tell you all about it later, but first, time for some catch up posting! (cracks knuckles)

... God, I miss saying that.

This gets my "Post of the Day" award.

Thank you. *Bows*

[Lucarilover240]

His hands were undergoing a small nuclear reaction, and then some sort of banana-time-shift froze the reaction into a static image. **Eats a nuclear banana**


--Andy

(Pretends to understand)
*Smile, thumbs up, ect.*

Hey, that's my line!

[autoload]

I have returned from my vacation. I'll tell you all about it later, but first, time for some catch up posting! (cracks knuckles)

... God, I miss saying that.

This gets my "Post of the Day" award.

Thank you. *Bows*

*returns bow*