To all the ladies of ConquerClub

[army of nobunaga]

I lived in laredo.. and given what you know about me... what do you think?


It was something.


I was in a basket show once too... that was when I was very young dumb and full of stuff... that was something too, I lasted less than a minute and they got all my money.. I can admit. Im older now, I blush a little thinking about it, but i can at least admit it.

[army of nobunaga]

listen guys... if you read all this and live in texas and think it sounds cool... I got to thinking, I would be contributing to murder unless I said this. Dont GO TO MExico unless you are with a large group... a very large group and you dont drink.

You can go to nuevo laredo atm, but you need a group. you need to frown a lot. Dont dare come to reynosa or juarez, that is death if you are white.

best bet for some crazy safe fun is a town called piedras negros, the american side has indian casinos too.. you can go there with just a buddy.

If you go anywhere on the border pm me, i maybe can take you around and its usually saf with me.



ok, now my conscience is clear

[jonesthecurl]

Stay away from Woodruff. She orders the most expensive thing on the menu hardly touches it drinks a bottle and a half of expensive champange then leaves with your friends.

I'll have you know that I only drink a bottle of champagne at one time!

Only because you've only got one mouth!

[saxitoxin]

I lived in laredo.. and given what you know about me... what do you think?


It was something.


I was in a basket show once too... that was when I was very young dumb and full of stuff... that was something too, I lasted less than a minute and they got all my money.. I can admit. Im older now, I blush a little thinking about it, but i can at least admit it.

Well ol' Saxi was only there out of scientific interest as a medical professional, though must admit ol' Saxi never knew they had basket shows in Boys' Town!

[saxitoxin]

listen guys... if you read all this and live in texas and think it sounds cool... I got to thinking, I would be contributing to murder unless I said this. Dont GO TO MExico unless you are with a large group... a very large group and you dont drink.

You can go to nuevo laredo atm, but you need a group. you need to frown a lot. Dont dare come to reynosa or juarez, that is death if you are white.

best bet for some crazy safe fun is a town called piedras negros, the american side has indian casinos too.. you can go there with just a buddy.

If you go anywhere on the border pm me, i maybe can take you around and its usually saf with me.



ok, now my conscience is clear

Now now, AON - inside the walls of the N.L. Boys' Town is probably the safest place on the border ... the only challenge is dodging the gunfire to get to it!

[army of nobunaga]

not anymore man. last time I went to boys town ( last may) (god its been a year) me and my friend just bribed the securidad to let us keep our knives (too risky to take a gun into mexico).


The trip from the border to boystown is like 4 kms only... but you have to have an honest taxi driver, some will screw you over for their friends if you dont know spanish and directions, but all are wimps- if you threaten to kill them or beat them if they take the wrong street they will completely bow down to you.

Im just saying be careful, todays border citys are rougher than what I saw in south america and asia and the middle east.

but if you frown, look like you know what you are doing and know spanish and go with some boys.. you are fin, unless you hit reynosa or juarez.

[saxitoxin]

not anymore man. last time I went to boys town ( last may) (god its been a year) me and my friend just bribed the securidad to let us keep our knives (too risky to take a gun into mexico).


The trip from the border to boystown is like 4 kms only... but you have to have an honest taxi driver, some will screw you over for their friends if you dont know spanish and directions, but all are wimps- if you threaten to kill them or beat them if they take the wrong street they will completely bow down to you.

Im just saying be careful, todays border citys are rougher than what I saw in south america and asia and the middle east.

but if you frown, look like you know what you are doing and know spanish and go with some boys.. you are fin, unless you hit reynosa or juarez.

That bums ol' Saxi out.

It's been 7 years since ol' Saxi was at Boys Town and always felt safer there than in a bank vault with all the policia outside the wall!

[Woodruff]

Stay away from Woodruff. She orders the most expensive thing on the menu hardly touches it drinks a bottle and a half of expensive champange then leaves with your friends.

I'll have you know that I only drink a bottle of champagne at one time!

Only because you've only got one mouth!

You drink champagne with your mouth? <odd Craig Ferguson look>

[StrawberriFields]

Rusty, I think that this is your best chance of finding what you're looking for:

http://www.match.com/en-us/landing/1065 ... rID=674536

[2dimes]

Woodruff did eye shots with the shampain I bought her.

I'm ready to ask what a basket show is. Woody any idea?

[Woodruff]

Woodruff did eye shots with the shampain I bought her.

I'm ready to ask what a basket show is. Woody any idea?

No, and I wasn't gonna ask. <chuckle>

[saxitoxin]

I'm ready to ask what a basket show is.

A description would likely lead to a forum ban. I'd bet you could bing-dot-com it, though!

Thanks, 2dimes!
- STX
Unofficial CC Happiness Ombudsman

[army of nobunaga]

didnt realize it was ungoogleable, sorry guys. Im probably calling it by the wrong name. jsut a show/gamble.. stripper picks a drunk gu from audience,puts him on table. you know sax is right, i think i could get in trouble... Someone else pmed me and asked.. I can copy and paste what i sent him to you through pm if you want to know.

[2dimes]

Yes please.

[2dimes]

Ok I think I can give a rough sketch without a ban. It's like the ceiling fan joke where the woman hangs off a ceiling fan and spins on her partner. Only she's in a basket and it happens in a bar in front of the patrons. Thanks AoN.

[nietzsche]

I'm looking for an European Woman to marry to get my Comunity Passport, I'll give her American Citizenship and Mexican Citizenship