This is why cooks should be banned

[HighlanderAttack]

Game 7063086

[Army of GOD]

No.

This is why you shouldn't play games against cooks.

Simple solutions by yours truly.

[HighlanderAttack]

No.

This is why you shouldn't play games against cooks.

Simple solutions by yours truly.

Tourney game-not so simple of a solution

[lord voldemort]

i sent him a pm

[rockfist]

That's just bad sportsmanship.

[HighlanderAttack]

i sent him a pm

Well, after he tried making fun of my English (a typing error) I did go off on him, but he has persisted in attacking me. Not that it bothers me-I always enjoy reading what idiots have to say.

[Fruitcake]

And this is why there is a natural order to things that should not be interfered with.

[natty dread]

The Cook is really sad that the good name of cooks is slandered by guys like him.

[angola]

The Cook is really sad that the good name of cooks is slandered by guys like him.

Is The Cook really cool enough to be talking in the third person?

[natty dread]

The Cook is really sad that the good name of cooks is slandered by guys like him.

Is The Cook really cool enough to be talking in the third person?

I'm not The Cook. I'm merely a messenger of The Cook.

[-Maximus-]

Let that idiot keep building around you, he could end up missing 3 turns and you will win.

[SirSebstar]

he may act like an idiot, but he has over 5000 games completed.. ouch

[JoshyBoy]

I called one of you two a multi. I think HA is a multi of that cook. Or is that the cook is a multi of HA? Either way, HA has too much time on his hands.

[Master Fenrir]

What provoked the first 5 lines of the chat, HA? That seems unprovoked unless he just likes bragging about his mad c00k skillz.

[eddie2]

joshyboy you have a point on the multi front was there not a player called hahaha3haha is this a link with what he is saying.

[danryan]

The Cook is really sad that the good name of cooks is slandered by guys like him.

Is The Cook really cool enough to be talking in the third person?

Bob Dole thinks the Cook should lay off talking about himself in the third person.

[natty dread]

You flatter me, but again, I'm not The Cook. The Cook lives in an alternate universe where everything is black & white. The Cook sends his regards though.

You could say though, that I'm The Cook's father. And Army of GOD is his mother...

[Army of GOD]

A very sexy mother.

[Bones2484]

What provoked the first 5 lines of the chat, HA? That seems unprovoked unless he just likes bragging about his mad c00k skillz.

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=7063084

[jaimito101]

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=7063084

aiii... HA, looks like you forgot to mention that game. Let the cook brag, if you don't win often its gives you that extra buzz when you do win.

Also looking at the history the cook had the complete right to brag. kuddos to the cook!

[Master Fenrir]

What provoked the first 5 lines of the chat, HA? That seems unprovoked unless he just likes bragging about his mad c00k skillz.

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=7063084

Thanks, Bones. Honestly, that chat is even funnier than Chinese Checkers. Interesting omission.

[Streaker]

This is great stuff. Has anyone else spotted the irony in the tournament name?

[thegreekdog]

What provoked the first 5 lines of the chat, HA? That seems unprovoked unless he just likes bragging about his mad c00k skillz.

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=7063084

Thanks, Bones. Honestly, that chat is even funnier than Chinese Checkers. Interesting omission.

Talk about escalation.

[HighlanderAttack]

What provoked the first 5 lines of the chat, HA? That seems unprovoked unless he just likes bragging about his mad c00k skillz.

In the other game we had I said we would be splitting and I guess I had a one letter typo. He said "is that English" I gave him a F-U--can you read that statement--he has since shown how unstable he is as a human being.

[HighlanderAttack]

i sent him a pm

Well, after he tried making fun of my English (a typing error) I did go off on him, but he has persisted in attacking me. Not that it bothers me-I always enjoy reading what idiots have to say.

I did mention here what started it all.