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Choose one best option that you think would appease the Gods enough to fix the dice.

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I'm down to these two options and I have decided they are the most reasonable choices left.
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Greeks of course are known for regularly slaughtering goats in our backyard. Thus, I've chosen goats.
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I'd put up a reeeally nasty video, but considering current "events" I'd probably get banned.

I'd say goat, because being eaten alive is probably painful.
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Are you planning on eating the live kitten in the front or back yard?
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Does the kitten have toenails ??
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deronimo wrote:Are you planning on eating the live kitten in the front or back yard?



Hmmm, hadn't thought about the location of the live kitten eating...do you suppose that matters? Maybe we need another poll.


ManBungalow wrote:Does the kitten have toenails ??



Only in the back and we commonly refer to them as claws...geez, what a dumb question. I could have them (also) removed prior to the eating if you think that is best.
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L M S wrote:
deronimo wrote:Are you planning on eating the live kitten in the front or back yard?



Hmmm, hadn't thought about the location of the live kitten eating...do you suppose that matters? Maybe we need another poll.

Add my question too. The additional energy required to fully digest the toenails (if present) is sure to appease any higher beings.
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ManBungalow wrote:
L M S wrote:
deronimo wrote:Are you planning on eating the live kitten in the front or back yard?



Hmmm, hadn't thought about the location of the live kitten eating...do you suppose that matters? Maybe we need another poll.

Add my question too. The additional energy required to fully digest the toenails (if present) is sure to appease any higher beings.



Thank you for your thoughtful and knowledgeable clarification. Your concerns and experience in this matter are dually noted and logged. We're gonna need a bigger poll.
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I would suggest neither.

Option 1 is really only effective for dragons, or for those cults who worship the giant Kaiju in their endless struggle with the totally kawaii kittens.

Option 2 is probably the wrong sacrifice as well; you need something pleasing to Tyche or better yet to Nemesis. I suggest GOLD!
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tzor wrote:I would suggest neither.

Option 1 is really only effective for dragons, or for those cults who worship the giant Kaiju in their endless struggle with the totally kawaii kittens.

Option 2 is probably the wrong sacrifice as well; you need something pleasing to Tyche or better yet to Nemesis. I suggest GOLD!



Your suggested option one MIGHT work but, option two is completely out of the question.......it' a recession after all.
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A little hot sauce. The right toppings. Why not?

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jefjef wrote:A little hot sauce. The right toppings. Why not?

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Kittens r q't.
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Wait, you changed it from "goat" to "BABY goat"?! That changes things.
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john9blue wrote:Wait, you changed it from "goat" to "BABY goat"?! That changes things.


Indeed I did, it were a suggestion from my girlfriend; she advised me that it was terribly unfair to the goat for it to be in direct competition with a kitten.
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Do we get to eat the goat?
'Cos I love goat, but I can't be doing with all the fiddly little bones in the kids.
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A more creative dice-bitch thread... but a dice-bitch thread nonetheless.
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jimboston wrote:A more creative dice-bitch thread... but a dice-bitch thread nonetheless.


We were all having fun, then the buzz-kill showed up, way to go buzz-kill...you probably didn't even pay for your cup at the door.
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L M S wrote:
john9blue wrote:Wait, you changed it from "goat" to "BABY goat"?! That changes things.


Indeed I did, it were a suggestion from my girlfriend; she advised me that it was terribly unfair to the goat for it to be in direct competition with a kitten.


got to be a young animal what ever god and 1st born if for YHWH. I'd also recommended burning it alive rather than executing it.
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The traditional sacrifice to the gods of the dice is a goat (baby or not doesn't matter), however, this is merely meant to get their attention without them smiting you with triple 1s immediately. In order to improve your dice you must sacrifice a virgin to them when the moon is new.
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MeDeFe wrote:The traditional sacrifice to the gods of the dice is a goat (baby or not doesn't matter), however, this is merely meant to get their attention without them smiting you with triple 1s immediately. In order to improve your dice you must sacrifice a virgin to them when the moon is new.



Where does one find a virgin goat?
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Goat, obviously. God disdains kittens. Jay told me so!
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Beware the neer-do-wells who are getting good dice, for it is they who are giving you false information.
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