DISASTER AVOIDED! Ljex power outage threat has been averted!

[owenshooter]

All right. Sorry about setting a bad precedent. It was a bit of a freak accident today; it happened around 3 pm, and there were not many mods around. I really tried for a long time to get a hold of one. And, to make you happy, next time I'll pm his whole discussions team and hope for the best.

go in peace with my blessings, my son... you have learned from the err of your ways... the black jesus loves you...-the black jesus

p.s.-joined your game, thanks for the invite...

[ljex]

Thanks to all who helped and sorry to all those this effected (affected?) in a negative way i probably should have tried to enlist commanders help earlier so that he could just pm all of the people who know my password, however what started as them saying it would only take 2 hours to fix became a day long loss of power.

Also if you ever need to find out who is online and showing their status just hit the forum tab and scroll to the bottom, it lists all online users so a thread or checking profiles is not really necessary.

[the.killing.44]

affected, ijex, affected

[ljex]

affected, ijex, affected

I had no idea which one it was and have always had problems with using them at the wrong time, sorry

[the.killing.44]

e - noun
a - verb

[jefjef]

DISASTER AVOIDED!

US president Barack Obama has declared that the ljex power outage and missed turns threat has been averted.

Obama says "CC mods have taken significant measures to address the global world domination game missed turns disaster" and "We have learned from the BP oil disaster that we must respond quickly, directly and effectively to reduce residual damage from disasters such as this".

[ljex]

DISASTER AVOIDED!

US president Barack Obama has declared that the ljex power outage and missed turns threat has been averted.

Obama says "CC mods have taken significant measures to address the global world domination game missed turns disaster" and "We have learned from the BP oil disaster that we must respond quickly, directly and effectively to reduce residual damage from disasters such as this".

[Army of GOD]

I just hope you and ijex won those games commander...

[MegasWoman]

I just hope you and ijex won those games commander...

ok...is that a POKIMAN?

[Army of GOD]

Is what a who-a-mon?

[Commander62890]

Seriously, AoG, I get your Avatar. But wtf is your sig? All I see is Slowpoke and rainbow. And it's flying. And wtf is the tail?




I've only seen two games where Ljex missed: Game 7203552 and Game 7203551, but I'm sure there's more; I just haven't taken my turn in those, yet.

A gift for Legion

[Army of GOD]

............

[Commander62890]

Well, that doesn't help...



Google images: "Rainbow Slowpoke..." Top left.
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=ra ... a=N&tab=wi

Thanks for the memories, AoG

[Army of GOD]

lol

That was going to be my avatar soon...

[Commander62890]

Do it, I dare you.

[Army of GOD]

Can't yet, Pikapoke still has a few days.

[Commander62890]

Only if it's already level 20. No cheating.

[Commander62890]

wow. no more poképosts here, please. this is fucked up.






Either let this thread die ( ) or post about the miraculous saving of Ljex's account!

[Army of GOD]

[jefjef]

BREAKING NEWS

According to various CC threads, Andy Dufresne has appointed a transgender mod as senior investigator for the Conquer Club ljex missed turns incident – but Optimus Prime is refusing to confirm the appointment.

The mod, now known as "Deep throat", is said to have been appointed senior investigative adviser. He/she purportedly began working the case today.

The CC administration has not officially announced the appointment or responded to jefjef's calls and pm messages requesting confirmation of the appointment.

But in a pm sent by an undercover conquer clubber (multi) it is being reported that "The first transgender mod appointee to CC, deep throat, will have unlimited access to all accounts with passwords and have unlimited ban powers that will be randomly and viciously exercised if it is discovered to be a "points grab" conspiracy and not just an unfortunate power outage".

It is rumored that it was an inside job and all mods were conveniently unavailable during the height of the crises.

ljex had only this to say in re of the investigation:

My name is Ljex i have told you this about 5 times now...

[Master Fenrir]

I think this thread has run its course. Commander knows to contact me first in the future. Locked to prevent further poke-spam.