For the first time since I have been on here...

[muy_thaiguy]

There was no thread wishing people a Happy 4th of July and it ending up as a bunch of non-Americans flaming Americans for celebrating the day that our forefathers declared Independence from Britain.


Yet the sky is not red. What gives?

[DirtyDishSoap]

Happy late 4th of July ya bloody bastard!

[nietzsche]

Isn't 4th of July a movie with planes and firecrakers?

[King Doctor]

I thought that you guys usually spent today celebrating that time Will Smith saved the planet from Martians?

[DirtyDishSoap]

We'll never forget Will Smith's sacrafice.

[Army of GOD]

What about the Chaos Theory guy from Jurassic Park?!

He did it too!!

[Phatscotty]

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=114714&start=30

Never slippin...

[saxitoxin]

What about this guy?

http://3ml2.sl.pt

[Phatscotty]

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.

[Titanic]

Meh...don't see the big deal. It was more humiliating for us that the French navy scored a vital victory against the Royal Navy.

[saxitoxin]

It bears point to remark that, as a percentage of forces committed, Germany lost the most troops in the American Revolution.

For instance, the Principality of Waldeck-Pyrmont suffered 90% casualties fighting under the command of incompetent British officers (many of whom were pedophiles) during the Battle of New York City and Hesse-Kassel lost three regiments trying to rescue a bumbling British force that had been surprise-attacked at Trenton (while they were all passed-out drunk) by the Pennsylvania Militia.

[ManBungalow]

What about the Chaos Theory guy from Jurassic Park?!

He did it too!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JFfN5pKzFU

[Titanic]

It bears point to remark that, as a percentage of forces committed, Germany lost the most troops in the American Revolution.

For instance, the Principality of Waldeck-Pyrmont suffered 90% casualties fighting under the command of incompetent British officers (many of whom were pedophiles) during the Battle of New York City and Hesse-Kassel lost three regiments trying to rescue a bumbling British force that had been surprise-attacked at Trenton (while they were all passed-out drunk) by the Pennsylvania Militia.

What?!? Your hatred of the British being some very outlandish claims.

[saxitoxin]

It bears point to remark that, as a percentage of forces committed, Germany lost the most troops in the American Revolution.

For instance, the Principality of Waldeck-Pyrmont suffered 90% casualties fighting under the command of incompetent British officers (many of whom were pedophiles) during the Battle of New York City and Hesse-Kassel lost three regiments trying to rescue a bumbling British force that had been surprise-attacked at Trenton (while they were all passed-out drunk) by the Pennsylvania Militia.

What?!? Your hatred of the British being some very outlandish claims.

[AAFitz]

Perhaps its just a sign of the best 4th CC has seen in a long time, where everyone was having fun and didnt have the need to post happy 4th.

[The Bison King]

I know you can't see, so I'll just tell you that my hand is on my heart as a single manly tear rolls down my cheek.

[Titanic]

It bears point to remark that, as a percentage of forces committed, Germany lost the most troops in the American Revolution.

For instance, the Principality of Waldeck-Pyrmont suffered 90% casualties fighting under the command of incompetent British officers (many of whom were pedophiles) during the Battle of New York City and Hesse-Kassel lost three regiments trying to rescue a bumbling British force that had been surprise-attacked at Trenton (while they were all passed-out drunk) by the Pennsylvania Militia.

What?!? Your hatred of the British bring some very outlandish claims.

Edited: some bad spelling on my part

[thegreekdog]

It bears point to remark that, as a percentage of forces committed, Germany lost the most troops in the American Revolution.

For instance, the Principality of Waldeck-Pyrmont suffered 90% casualties fighting under the command of incompetent British officers (many of whom were pedophiles) during the Battle of New York City and Hesse-Kassel lost three regiments trying to rescue a bumbling British force that had been surprise-attacked at Trenton (while they were all passed-out drunk) by the Pennsylvania Militia.

Pennsylvania militia you say?