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At the moment my fear levels are ......

 
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The Bumpage Fear Index

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That's right folks. We now have our very own Fear Index.

You might fear; The Government, Mexican illegals, Job security, Google Information gathering software or even just plain old Spiders.

I'm not going to make individual threads, I've made this all encompassing thread to allow to vote, and to be able to change your vote if you begin to feel safer or even more fearful.

Posting information (real or not) that could affect the Bumpage Fear Index is strongly recommended.
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Wasn't woodruff at level 12 when he got those threats and fled in terror from the forum?


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b.k. barunt wrote:Wasn't woodruff at level 12 when he got those threats and fled in terror from the forum?


Honibaz

Please tell me more about this incident, it sounds like something I would find highly entertaining.
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Woodruff actually posted something here, but he's deleted it now.

See, it's these sort of occurrences, that increase my fear.
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Pedronicus wrote:Woodruff actually posted something here, but he's deleted it now.

See, it's these sort of occurrences, that increase my fear.
True enough.

But what made him too afraid to leave it here?
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It's those freakin' bunnies man! They're out to get us! They want to like, take over the world and stuff. And, like, stab our eyes out with their little bunny carrot swords man!
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I have no fear ... I have stress instead. :o
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according to this index, the only thing we can be after "concerned" is mentally unstable???
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I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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Mikey-T wrote:I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
=D> which reminds me to bump my poll, and more specifically, that movie...
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Phatscotty wrote:according to this index, the only thing we can be after "concerned" is mentally unstable???
How does that make you feel?
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Phatscotty wrote:according to this index, the only thing we can be after "concerned" is mentally unstable???
It's a fine line before you just snap. Deal with the situation now. Understand how frail the human mind is. Then start a thread about Mexicans and get it off your chest.
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Mikey-T wrote:I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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This thread should just be turned into a thread of Frank Herbert quotes rather than, yet another, thread about Woodruff. My favorite remains this one, as none in all of Professor Herbert's books better encapsulated the infinite scale of the tale he wove than this:

Nuclear weapons were a reserve held for one purpose: defense of humankind should another intelligence ever be encountered.
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2dimes wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:according to this index, the only thing we can be after "concerned" is mentally unstable???
How does that make you feel?
It makes my feel thankful that Pedro is not good at pumping fear or discrediting the opposition. The KGB was much better with this exact strategy...

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Pedronicus wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:according to this index, the only thing we can be after "concerned" is mentally unstable???
It's a fine line before you just snap. Deal with the situation now. Understand how frail the human mind is. Then start a thread about Mexicans and get it off your chest.

there is a fine line, and usually that fine line leads to shootings, uprisings, civil unrest and rioting. Not people sitting home shaking in their boots and pissing their pants and being paranoid. I guess that is just European Mentality, Understand, I am an American. We take our shit to the streets. First.....peacefully

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What is your problem with Mexicans? I mean, I know your problem with Americans...

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If you would like me to rename the options, please feel free to suggest new levels of fear
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Maybe take out 8 and fire "Upset" in there above concerned.

Take out the Rs and Gs in Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh?
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I am currently at level twelve. Argh.
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Poor word choice by me. Above meant @ #6.
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King Doctor wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:Wasn't woodruff at level 12 when he got those threats and fled in terror from the forum?


Honibaz

Please tell me more about this incident, it sounds like something I would find highly entertaining.
You're ridiculous, Woodruff. You don't even have the balls to stand up for yourself..........as yourself.

By the way, great thread there Pedro! :D
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King Doctor wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:Wasn't woodruff at level 12 when he got those threats and fled in terror from the forum?

Honibaz
Please tell me more about this incident, it sounds like something I would find highly entertaining.
I was on a 30 day forum ban when it happened so i don't know the particulars. When i got back from my banz i heard about it. Evidently
someone "threatened" woodruff and he wrote a long diatribe about how the lives of his family and yes, even those of his students were in danger, so he would be "leaving" CC. Then i went on my 6 month banz and when i got back woodruff had returned. He gets pissy when i talk about it.


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bradleybadly wrote:
King Doctor wrote: Please tell me more about this incident, it sounds like something I would find highly entertaining.
You're ridiculous, Woodruff. You don't even have the balls to stand up for yourself..........as yourself.
After the 18th time of making this accusation, I'd think you would just open a C&A ticket, jackass.
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Woodruff wrote:
bradleybadly wrote:
King Doctor wrote: Please tell me more about this incident, it sounds like something I would find highly entertaining.
You're ridiculous, Woodruff. You don't even have the balls to stand up for yourself..........as yourself.
After the 18th time of making this accusation, I'd think you would just open a C&A ticket, jackass.
I think that he's too scared to do it.
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What level does being too scared to do it start at?
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I'm sorry..

What I meant was, "At what level does being too scared to do it start?"
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