I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensive*

[RustyMonkey]

So my girlfriend and I have been dating for two years. We have awesome sex, everything is great. We love each other, we're very open with each other, share everything. We both regularly get off, etc...

The question is that we have been talking more and more about fantasies and experimenting more, and she has been asking me what fantasies I have and... I don't really have many. I have shared with her most of what I have, but it's nothing really interesting. The things I do have I have shared some (dominance, hand-tying, that kind of thing) and we have done, but not much past that. She told me to think about what I would like to explore in bed and I honestly can't think of anything... Whether it's I'm repressing myself or if it's just I am kind of boring in that department, I don't know, but I'm not sure what I should say or how I should explore things. I don't even know what I should or could be into beyond what we do, except that many of the common fetishes I find kind of gross or odd.

Any advice welcome.

[Army of GOD]

Have you tried MMORPGing?

[jefjef]

Well she is obviously wanting to have a threesome. Be sure that you suggest a really hot gal that she is good friends with.

[muy_thaiguy]

Or, let her be the dominate one and let her do whatever she wants.

[InkL0sed]

Lurk 4chan for ideas.

[john9blue]

^ i was going to say that

for a more streamlined experience you could try googling weird fetishes and see what turns you on

i'd post pics but you know

[RustyMonkey]

Neither of us want a threesome, and she is the dominant one sometimes. She prefers me being the more dominant one herself, although we do change it up sometimes.

[Haggis_McMutton]

May i suggest: omorashi, it should prove to be a nice entry level fetish.

Enjoy!

[Pedronicus]

The last time I played tie me up, I tied my girlfriend to the bed, went and got all my paint and fucked off for 8 hours to paint a wall.

[oVo]

We have awesome sex, everything is great.

As long as those feelings are mutual there's no problem,
and if it ain't broke, don't try to fix it.

Stick with what feels natural for the both of you and when things come
to mind, talk about it.

[daddy1gringo]

1. Tell her, "You're my ultimate fantasy. Nothing excites me more than the thought of you."

First of all, according to what you have said, it is the truth. Second of all it is extremely likely to melt her into a little puddle on the floor.


2. Want to be really daring and try something that, though extremely risky, if done right, multiplies the pleasure of sex?
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Commit yourself fully to her and get married. My wife and I, besides having awesome sex on the merely physical level, enjoy a whole 'nother dimension in our sexual relationship as it is part of a whole package of sharing our deepest selves with each other and becoming one in every sense possible. Those for whom sex is just something fun to do for this evening's entertainment can't have any clue.

[Trephining]

RustyMonkey...sounds like a Rusty Trombone is in order.

[jimboston]

Well she is obviously wanting to have a threesome. Be sure that you suggest a really hot gal that she is good friends with.

Bad advice.... sure to get you in trouble.

Do you really think you are going to get good advice on CC Bumpages???

[daddy1gringo]

Do you really think you are going to get good advice on CC Bumpages???

Maybe not often, but I stand by mine. Something I know from experience.

[Haggis_McMutton]

I too stand by mine.

Besides omorashi is quite a bit cheaper than marriage. Just some extra panties, maybe some detergent (try not to do it over a carpet though).

[jimboston]

Do you really think you are going to get good advice on CC Bumpages???

Maybe not often, but I stand by mine. Something I know from experience.

I know we will have some real responses.

Some obvious jokes.

... and them some Trolls and Ninja Trolls trying to play bad ideas as real advice, thereby potentialy harming this kid. If the original poster is serious, hopefully he can spot this bad advice and trolling.

[jonesthecurl]

I think he should pretend his girlfirend is realy the cleaner...and maybe something about a tornado.

[RustyMonkey]

See, I find omorashi to just be really weird.

The feelings about the sex are mutual, but it's still just really fun to experiment and explore, honestly.

I know Bumpage may not be the best place to look for advice, but for me at least, it's definitely the most anonymous, and I can throw away any bad advice I get.

Also, to the person saying "commit yourself...," I already am. I just purchased the ring last Saturday, and on August 3rd I am asking her.

[Baron Von PWN]

Serious advice: Check out the website "Reddit.com" create an account its really easy on this site you don't even need an email to activate it. There is a section of the site on sex, not porn just people talking/asking questions about sex. Search under subreddits. here's a link http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/.

experiment with various toys, If you don't already anal, pick up a book on the karma sutra might be fun, role playing, costumes

Semi serious advice: Get her a strap on suggest "role reversal" ,

I'm just fucking with you advice: get into scat/ goldenshowers

[saxitoxin]

I have already provided guidance and offers of guidance, please ref:

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=118471&p=2615483&hilit=+watch+love+saxitoxin#p2614810

[The Bison King]

Have you tried...

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=84923&p=1978804&hilit=+pokemon+porn+nsfw#p1978804 ??

If that's too weird just man up and stick it in her butt-hole already.

[khazalid]

junky in next bed, recently admitted to ward: 'fit the f*ck yi laughing't min?' gold stars for all

[angola]

Maybe she wants to be bukkaked?

[Phatscotty]

So my girlfriend and I have been dating for two years. We have awesome sex, everything is great. We love each other, we're very open with each other, share everything. We both regularly get off, etc...

The question is that we have been talking more and more about fantasies and experimenting more, and she has been asking me what fantasies I have and... I don't really have many. I have shared with her most of what I have, but it's nothing really interesting. The things I do have I have shared some (dominance, hand-tying, that kind of thing) and we have done, but not much past that. She told me to think about what I would like to explore in bed and I honestly can't think of anything... Whether it's I'm repressing myself or if it's just I am kind of boring in that department, I don't know, but I'm not sure what I should say or how I should explore things. I don't even know what I should or could be into beyond what we do, except that many of the common fetishes I find kind of gross or odd.

Any advice welcome.

Tell her what kind of carrot you like, she will dangle one in front of you. You need to find her carrot first, and make sure you can handle it. In all honesty, I would not involve anyone else....especially if it is possible that she could be "the one".

[Snorri1234]

Ask her if she wants to see my penis.