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Why isn't this girl a porn star?

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mrswdk is a ho
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Now that you're "back" I guess I'll start to see more threads like this. Not sure if want.

As for your question, maybe it's because she's made of liquid and would splash into a puddle without those clothes on?
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john9blue wrote:Not sure if want.


I'm sorry. I'll leave the politico-religious thread makers alone =(
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THAT IS UNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!
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WTF!
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Army of GOD wrote:
john9blue wrote:Not sure if want.


I'm sorry. I'll leave the politico-religious thread makers alone =(


make sad when AOG & john fight

fantasize of AOG and john as friends who go see movies like "Ramona & Beezus" or go for an ice cream at Baskin & Robbins or play with Transformers dolls together

sometimes john help AOG get candy off the top shelf if AOG can't do the reaching

it must stop now; make it nietzsche - go
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saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
john9blue wrote:Not sure if want.


I'm sorry. I'll leave the politico-religious thread makers alone =(


make sad when AOG & john fight

fantasize of AOG and john as friends who go see movies like "Ramona & Beezus" or go for an ice cream at Baskin & Robbins or play with Transformers dolls together

sometimes john help AOG get candy off the top shelf if AOG can't do the reaching

it must stop now; make it nietzsche - go


.. whilst AoG looks under john's kilt. John knows he's looking at his testicles, but he just can't take the first step, he's been hurt before, and Woodruf's kisses are still fresh in his mouth.
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nietzsche wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
john9blue wrote:Not sure if want.


I'm sorry. I'll leave the politico-religious thread makers alone =(


make sad when AOG & john fight

fantasize of AOG and john as friends who go see movies like "Ramona & Beezus" or go for an ice cream at Baskin & Robbins or play with Transformers dolls together

sometimes john help AOG get candy off the top shelf if AOG can't do the reaching

it must stop now; make it nietzsche - go


.. whilst AoG looks under john's kilt. John knows he's looking at his testicles, but he just can't take the first step, he's been hurt before, and Woodruf's kisses are still fresh in his mouth.


nietz just did the turning of this thread into Yaoi
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watching porn is a pastime for virgin losers
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I dunno, that actually kind of turned me off really. Some of the stuff she was doing just looked painful.
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hairy potter wrote:watching porn is a pastime for virgin losers


Hey! I've never lost a virgin in my entire life, thankyouverymuch.
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Double jointed spine?
A shitload of Yoga, and a hell of a lot of training.

Wow

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The bumps in her top are racks of ribs.
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Fascinating. She showed extreeme flexibility around the 2nd to 4th vertribrae. That sort of flexibility is generally lost somewhere in the process of childhood development.
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That isn't porn? Oops.
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hmmm, I guess this may be one of the few people in the world who are actually capable of shoving their head in their ass.
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I want to know why the dude at 2:54 is wearing a Santa Clause costume.
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probably the reason why she isnt a porn star because shes around 13/14 years old at the most
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sgom wrote:probably the reason why she isnt a porn star because shes around 13/14 years old at the most


if that's the case then my desire to see her in porn just quadrupled
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hairy potter wrote:
sgom wrote:probably the reason why she isnt a porn star because shes around 13/14 years old at the most


if that's the case then my desire to see her in porn just quadrupled

why does your post count remain 1 after all the many posts you have made ?
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They're all in SIB and they don't count here
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