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jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Then do something.
Like, hitch-hike to Scotty's Steakhouse in NJ tonight to see a great standup comedy routine.
They have Jerry Seinfeld?
and they won't release him till you pay the ransom.
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
That was manbun...oops...I thought that was AoG's house...wait a second...that was AoG's house...
DAMIT LONE DONT YOU READ YOUR EMAILS AT ALL!!!! I sent you an email from the (busniess we DON"T run together) about how AOG was staging a double so he would not get killed #-o
I got the e-mail. That's why I took out both AoGs.
but the other person was innocent
So you thought without investigating further. the other person had been involved with the Enron scandal and the Russian hostage crisis from a few years back.
yeah THOUSE DOCUMENTS WHERE FORGED BY AOG!!!! #-o HENCE WHAT I SAID IN THE EMAIL IF YOU READ IT!!!
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote: DAMIT LONE DONT YOU READ YOUR EMAILS AT ALL!!!! I sent you an email from the (busniess we DON"T run together) about how AOG was staging a double so he would not get killed #-o
I got the e-mail. That's why I took out both AoGs.
but the other person was innocent
So you thought without investigating further. the other person had been involved with the Enron scandal and the Russian hostage crisis from a few years back.
yeah THOUSE DOCUMENTS WHERE FORGED BY AOG!!!! #-o HENCE WHAT I SAID IN THE EMAIL IF YOU READ IT!!!
you don't think I thought of that? I went back in time to the places in question to see if it was true.
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I hate matrices.
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If you get a good one you can bounce up and down on it.
Wait, that's mattresses...
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jonesthecurl wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:Time to go to the basement cuz there's A TORNADO WARNING!!!
Where?
What ever happened with this? I never figured out where it was either.
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It never hit my part of town, as it never does... Sigh, one can only dream...

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Victor Sullivan wrote:It never hit my part of town, as it never does... Sigh, one can only dream...

-Sully
sully we love you no need to kill yourself
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No, I meant– nevermind...
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so target get high tonight lol
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targetman377 wrote:so target get high tonight lol
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target speak in third person and has grammar like caveman
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target has grammar?
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Yes, Jonesy I do have grammar. Furthermore I resent the lack of credit you give me in the grammar department. When i do fell up I am good at English. This mostly happens when I am drunk or stoned i might add.
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targetman377 wrote:Yes, Jonesy I do have grammar. Furthermore  (need comma) I resent the lack of credit you give me in the grammar department. When i (capitalization) do fell up I am good at English. This mostly happens when I am drunk or stoned i (capitalization) might add.
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Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:Yes, Jonesy I do have grammar. Furthermore  (need comma) I resent the lack of credit you give me in the grammar department. When i (capitalization) do fell up I am good at English. This mostly happens when I am drunk or stoned i (capitalization) might add.
I fucken never said i was a God at it!
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targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:Yes, Jonesy I do have grammar. Furthermore  (need comma) I resent the lack of credit you give me in the grammar department. When i (capitalization) do fell up I am good at English. This mostly happens when I am drunk or stoned i (capitalization) might add.
I am deeply sorry, good sir. I will go to great lengths to assure that you are satisfied with the grammar and punctuation used in my comments from here on out. My apologies.

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targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:Yes, Jonesy I do have grammar. Furthermore  (need comma) I resent the lack of credit you give me in the grammar department. When i (capitalization) do fell up I am good at English. This mostly happens when I am drunk or stoned i (capitalization) might add.
I am deeply sorry, good sir. I will go to great lengths to assure that you are satisfied with the grammar and punctuation used in my comments from here on out. My apologies.

Regards,
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Thank you target. I'm only looking out for you.
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targetman377 wrote:Yes, Jonesy I do have grammar. Furthermore I resent the lack of credit you give me in the grammar department. When i do fell up I am good at English. This mostly happens when I am drunk or stoned i might add.
you were so close to good grammar with this post too...but you had to screw it up...and than annihilate any chance you had afterwards.
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/me faces the fact that target's grammar is not going to get better and instead starts wondering where the furry went off to.
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targetman377 wrote:Yes, Jonesy I do have grammar. Furthermore I resent the lack of credit you give me in the grammar department. When i do fell up I am good at English. This mostly happens when I am drunk or stoned i might add.
I thought one fell down, not fell up.
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strike wolf wrote:/me faces the fact that target's grammar is not going to get better and instead starts wondering where the furry went off to.
I was thinking that myself good sir. Now I must say i did have a few tonight. So if I do sound a bit off sorry 'bout that chaps.

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Great, now target has a concussion. What have I told you about butting heads with big horned sheep?
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"Try it, it's fun"?
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"Only do it when no one's around, so that medical attention takes awhile"?
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