Answer a question with a question!

[Army of GOD]

Because this isn't "answer a questions with multiple questions"?

[Victor Sullivan]

Is it? Yes, I think it is?

[Army of GOD]

Didn't you notice how I accidentally wrote "questions" instead of "question"?

[Victor Sullivan]

Yes, but I knew you had enough problems?

[Army of GOD]

How many eggs does it take to make a French omelet?

[Victor Sullivan]

All the eggs you have?

[Army of GOD]

One, because one is "un oeuf". Get it?!

[Victor Sullivan]

Ha? Good one? (I'd put exclamation marks, but I'm not allowed?)

[Army of GOD]

You asked two questions anyway so it doesn't really matter?

[Victor Sullivan]

What? You're gay?

[Army of GOD]

Will you shut up if I say yes?

[Victor Sullivan]

Sure?

[Army of GOD]

Will you shut up if I say no?

[Victor Sullivan]

No?

[Army of GOD]

What if I punch you in the gut?

[Victor Sullivan]

What if I punch you in the gut?

It will tickle?

[Army of GOD]

Because your gallbladder would be busted?

[Victor Sullivan]

Because you have tiny fists?

[Army of GOD]

Because I was trained by Pei Mei. Duh?

[Victor Sullivan]

Because I was trained by Pei Mei.

Not a question?!?

[Army of GOD]

Because I was trained by Pei Mei. Duh?

Yes it was?

[Victor Sullivan]

Because I was trained by Pei Mei.

Yes it was?

No it wasn't?

[Army of GOD]

Yes it was?

[Victor Sullivan]

No, it was not?

[Army of GOD]

Yes it was?