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[Army of GOD]

Reply 55000

[strike wolf]

I hate Saturdays during the fall. It's just God damn college football on tv. Can't wait until tomorrow. Homework and REAL football.

College is real football. Did you see the catch A.J. Green made (In a losing effort unfortunately): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9o45rHnNRA

I apologize for poor video quality.

[strike wolf]

I love Saturdays during the fall. It's only college football on tv. I wish tomorrow would never come. Homework and pro football.

Fixed so that it was correct.

Speaking of football, my Cowboys just beat (barely, they need to learn to play a full game still) Toledo in the Glass Bowl.

What's Wyoming's record thus far?

[targetman377]

Animal crackers in my soup
Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop
Gosh oh gee but I have fun
Swallowing animals one by one

NOT MY GUM DROP BUTTONS!!!! YOUR A MONSTER!!

[targetman377]

I hate Saturdays during the fall. It's just God damn college football on tv. Can't wait until tomorrow. Homework and REAL football.

College is real football. Did you see the catch A.J. Green made (In a losing effort unfortunately): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9o45rHnNRA

I apologize for poor video quality.

cant watch it now in class

[strike wolf]

I hate Saturdays during the fall. It's just God damn college football on tv. Can't wait until tomorrow. Homework and REAL football.

Fixed nothing because it was correct.

Speaking of football, my Cowboys have a bye tomorrow.

I'm pumped to see how Vick does again. Cowboys are gonna have a lot of trouble making the playoffs with them in the division.

Broken ribs.

[strike wolf]

i am quitting after this pack

You're smoking!?

lol yeah i never really smoked but now i bought three packs but after this one i am kicking the habit

Stop before that. Tear them up and throw 'em away. Enjoy it. It's the only way you'll ever get any good out of a cigarette.

Yeah cigs don't even give you a buzz or a high and they're just as bad if not worse for you than alcohol and Marijuana long term why bother?

[Army of GOD]

I did see that, but Randy Moss's catch in Week 2 was a lot better.

Full speed over the shoulder one handed catch

[Army of GOD]

I hate Saturdays during the fall. It's just God damn college football on tv. Can't wait until tomorrow. Homework and REAL football.

Fixed nothing because it was correct.

Speaking of football, my Cowboys have a bye tomorrow.

I'm pumped to see how Vick does again. Cowboys are gonna have a lot of trouble making the playoffs with them in the division.

Broken ribs.

Shush. I am so pissed off.

[strike wolf]

woot woot just won my 300 game!!!!

[sarcasm]REALLY? wow[/end sarcasm]

[strike wolf]

woot woot just won my 300 game!!!!

Yay!!! (No one cares!!!)

now i am going to crawl in a hole a kill my self with machetes

use a butcher's knife it's easier.

[strike wolf]

woot woot just won my 300 game!!!!

Yay!!! (No one cares!!!)

now i am going to crawl in a hole a kill my self with machetes

Awwww... Don't do that. Use my gun.

Guns are too messy, easy to clean up after a slit carotid if you know how.

[targetman377]

i am quitting after this pack

You're smoking!?

lol yeah i never really smoked but now i bought three packs but after this one i am kicking the habit

Stop before that. Tear them up and throw 'em away. Enjoy it. It's the only way you'll ever get any good out of a cigarette.

Yeah cigs don't even give you a buzz or a high and they're just as bad if not worse for you than alcohol and Marijuana long term why bother?

for me cigs give me a buzz!! but i dont like it. they are actually worse then marijuana marijuana is the best worst think you can do AND MARIJUNA IS JUST SOOOOOOOO DAM GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKES YOU FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SMILEY AND you forget about crapy ex you fucken live with and just are angry

[strike wolf]

Yeah. Don't damage the skin. We're always looking for a pinata.

He's an elephant we'll get more value out of selling the tusks on the black market. Plus you do realize that they don't make plastic wrap bags that big.

[strike wolf]

i am sick and want a cig.

i still have like a whole pack left just dont want to wast any


and i only have bought 4 packs in my life 1 about a year ago and 3 in since my gf broke up with me started dateding someone else and i still fucken live with her

I AM PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

A. you're already addicted...that's why you shouldn't smoke.

B. Yea your GF has the worst timing for a break up. and it sucks to be in there when she's with someone else I bet.

[strike wolf]

96 on my discrete math exam...I'm disappointed.

Your standards are too high. Surely you should always aim high but if you're disappointed over a high A than how bad are you when you get a C?

[strike wolf]

Yessir. It was the name of our floor pet frog last year.

He is a medical doctor that fought in the Korean War.

Did he croak?

No, but he did have PTSD

I meant the frog did he croak?

[strike wolf]

Poasting epic combo

that's why I'm not on facebook.

Because it's absolutely hilarious?

cause it's a bunch of stupid games unlike this site that actually has fun games.

[strike wolf]

i am quitting after this pack

Got the new pack of animal crackers I see.

maybe i did just ONE MORE ELEPHANT!!!!!

I already ate the last elephant...you get a...is that a lion or a hippo? "It's a lion" *takes a bite* "tastes like a hippo"

[strike wolf]

96 on my discrete math exam...I'm disappointed.

I got a b+ on my test but my class average for the test was a c- so i got bumped up to an A!!!!!!

I got an A on my last test and ruined the curve for everyone.

[strike wolf]

there you go again lone advertising about companys

*wearing reebok gear head to foot* I never prostitute myself for the corporate media *drinks a Dr. Pepper label facing the camera* Ahh. Now that's the refreshing 23 flavors I was looking for. Trust me. I'm a Doctor.

[strike wolf]

Reply 55000

Now that's a big milestone unlike a 300th game.

[Army of GOD]

96 on my discrete math exam...I'm disappointed.

Your standards are too high. Surely you should always aim high but if you're disappointed over a high A than how bad are you when you get a C?

I've failed two tests (both I had the ability to make up) and I was suicidal after both of them. I was expecting a hundred on this test but my mistakes were so stupid...

[Army of GOD]

Yessir. It was the name of our floor pet frog last year.

He is a medical doctor that fought in the Korean War.

Did he croak?

No, but he did have PTSD

I meant the frog did he croak?

I meant the frog too. He fought in the Korean War strike...

[strike wolf]

Animal crackers in my soup
Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop
Gosh oh gee but I have fun
Swallowing animals one by one

NOT MY GUM DROP BUTTONS!!!! YOUR A MONSTER!!

I'm not a monster. You're a monster! You and all your fairy tale creatures poisoning my perfect kingdom. Now tell me where they're hiding the fairy tale creatures.