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Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:18 am

I have homework to do, it's 4 in the morning and I have class at 11. Why am I on Conquer Club?

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:22 am

Army of GOD wrote:I have homework to do, it's 4 in the morning and I have class at 11. Why am I on Conquer Club?

Yeah, I'm on CC when I shouldn't be a lot of times...

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:00 am

Army of GOD wrote:Didn't muy go for a two-point conversion though?

Yes

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:01 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Dear muy,

If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Love,

Army of GOD
Dear AOG,

Have a jar of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Your friend,
MTG

Muy 14

AoG 0

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:23 am

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Did you take target in High School?
its a graduate class only!!! it takes a long time to get to my level of intellect.

Yeah, it's a looong way down.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:31 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Did you take target in High School?
its a graduate class only!!! it takes a long time to get to my level of intellect.

Yeah, it's a looong way down.

Jonesy 280

Target 0

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:56 am

Army of GOD wrote:Dear muy,

If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Love,

Army of GOD

a simple but effective 7 points

muy 7

army 7

we got a game

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:57 am

Army of GOD wrote:I have homework to do, it's 4 in the morning and I have class at 11. Why am I on Conquer Club?

cause CC IS AWESOME!!!

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:58 am

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Dear muy,

If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Love,

Army of GOD
Dear AOG,

Have a jar of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Your friend,
MTG

Muy 14

AoG 0

I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ASSIGN POINTS!!!!!!

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:30 am

Points, smoints. **Munches on a banana**

--Andy

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:32 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Dear muy,

If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Love,

Army of GOD
Dear AOG,

Have a jar of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Your friend,
MTG

Muy 14

AoG 0

I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ASSIGN POINTS!!!!!!

You misassigned them so I'm taking over. and just because you're an elder. you think you've got first right? I've been an elder much longer.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:20 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Dear muy,

If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Love,

Army of GOD
Dear AOG,

Have a jar of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Your friend,
MTG

Muy 14

AoG 0

I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ASSIGN POINTS!!!!!!
You misassigned them so I'm taking over. and just because you're an elder. you think you've got first right? I've been an elder much longer.

I INVENTED THIS GAME!! NOT YOU YOU DO NOT KNOW THE RULES YOU GUYS STEAL MY SEAL NOW YOU STEAL MY GAME i will have my revenge!!!!

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:23 am

I'm the eldest elder

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:28 am

Army of GOD wrote:I'm the eldest elder

.....................

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:30 am

Army of GOD wrote:I'm the eldest elder

Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:33 am

What is this "internet" of which you speak?
I sometimes go fishing from Sunny Acres when the orderlies can be bothered to drive the bus.
Would an internet help with the fish-catching?
Oh, look, there's my foot.
Sometimes I like a cheese sandwich.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:59 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm the eldest elder
Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?

muy gets another 7 points!!!!

score

muy 14

army 7

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:59 am

jonesthecurl wrote:What is this "internet" of which you speak?
I sometimes go fishing from Sunny Acres when the orderlies can be bothered to drive the bus.
Would an internet help with the fish-catching?
Oh, look, there's my foot.
Sometimes I like a cheese sandwich.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:00 pm

Aaarg! Help! Orderley! There's a bunch of yellow chappies laughing at me!
There's my other foot!

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:03 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Aaarg! Help! Orderley! There's a bunch of yellow chappies laughing at me!
There's my other foot!

ManBungalow here, where's the fire?

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:07 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Aaarg! Help! Orderley! There's a bunch of yellow chappies laughing at me!
There's my other foot!

Those are Golden Finches. Harmless little birds that like to eat bird seeds.

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm the eldest elder
Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?
muy gets another 7 points!!!!

score

muy 14

army 7

How dare you give my style points to him! I am supposed to be shutting him out in this blowout win! I need to shut him out in order to get to a BCS game!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:25 pm

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm the eldest elder
Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?
muy gets another 7 points!!!!

score

muy 21

army 0

fixed

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:32 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm the eldest elder
Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?

score

muy 14

army 7
fixed

NO!!!!!

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:30 pm

Listen. Tomorrow, I'm going to be giving out banana-cred points in this topic. To acquire some, you'll need to write your best jokes that involve a banana. If I remember that I've decided to do this tomorrow, I'll award the points. If I don't remember, we'll just pretend I'm a senile monkey. **Eats a senile-banana.**

--Andy

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:06 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm the eldest elder
Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?

score

muy 0

army 21
fixed
NO!!!!!

Fixed for realz.

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