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AndyDufresne wrote:Listen. Tomorrow, I'm going to be giving out banana-cred points in this topic. To acquire some, you'll need to write your best jokes that involve a banana. If I remember that I've decided to do this tomorrow, I'll award the points. If I don't remember, we'll just pretend I'm a senile monkey. **Eats a senile-banana.**


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Victor Sullivan wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
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muy_thaiguy wrote: Then why aren't you in a retirement home and know how to use the internet?

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army7
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NO!!!!!
Fixed for realz.
thats an abomination. seeing how everyone know muy is favored to win but army could just surprise us!
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Nah. AOG just wants everyone to think he has that shot. Like SDSU. They keep bragging about all of their potential, but they don't win when it counts.
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strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
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Army of GOD wrote:Did you take target in High School?
its a graduate class only!!! it takes a long time to get to my level of intellect.

Yeah, it's a looong way down.
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Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Did you take target in High School?
its a graduate class only!!! it takes a long time to get to my level of intellect.

Yeah, it's a looong way down.
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Target 0
I loled.
i snoozed
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What did the banana say when it got a sunburn?

I'm gonna start peeling

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targetman377 wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote: its a graduate class only!!! it takes a long time to get to my level of intellect.

Yeah, it's a looong way down.
Jonesy 280

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I loled.
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Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Did you take target in High School?
its a graduate class only!!! it takes a long time to get to my level of intellect.

Yeah, it's a looong way down.
Jonesy 280

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I loled.
It's the conservative estimate.
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Army of GOD wrote:What did the banana say when it got a sunburn?

I'm gonna start peeling

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muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:What did the banana say when it got a sunburn?

I'm gonna start peeling

BA-DUM TISS
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and muy just pulled ahead with ANOTHER 7


now score stands

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so three bananas walk into a bar the fourth on ducks.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:What did the banana say when it got a sunburn?

I'm gonna start peeling

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It's in my ass.

I hope that's where your mom's is too, because if so I'm flipping the switch as we speak.
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Umm, that isn't my mom.

Takes "Keeping it in the family," to a whole new level. :sick:
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Ohhhh, so it's your sisters?
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Army of GOD wrote:Ohhhh, so it's your sisters?
And AOG's reading comprehension falls to target's spelling and grammar level.
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Not really.

You said keeping in the family, obviously implying incest. Sister on sister sex is incest. I'm just having sexy time with them.
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Army of GOD wrote:Not really.

You said keeping in the family, obviously implying incest. Sister on sister sex is incest. I'm just having sexy time with them.
Look at what I italicized, then read your post.
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Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.
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strike wolf wrote:Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.
You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Not really.

You said keeping in the family, obviously implying incest. Sister on sister sex is incest. I'm just having sexy time with them.
Look at what I italicized, then read your post.
I know it isn't your mom. It's your nephew's mom.
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Army of GOD wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Not really.

You said keeping in the family, obviously implying incest. Sister on sister sex is incest. I'm just having sexy time with them.
Look at what I italicized, then read your post.
I know it isn't your mom. It's your nephew's mom.
I'm an only child. :lol:
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Obviously your mom wouldn't tell you about all of the kids she had out of wedlock
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Army of GOD wrote:Obviously your mom wouldn't tell you about all of the kids she had out of wedlock
What, me? I'm a bastard child to begin with. Which means, I was born out of wedlock. :lol:
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Ok, I shot and missed on that one. BUT STILL.

Me+your sisters you don't know about = good time
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Victor Sullivan wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.
You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)
Yeah I was onto your plot so I went to the other bar.
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