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strike wolf wrote:
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I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.
nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week
That's because you believe in keeping your friends close but your enemies closer.
That may or may not be true my good friend :D
It is true.
but like I said I have no natural enimes. those mice were hybred mice i made :D
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strike wolf wrote:
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Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.
nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week

I hear they require high antlers, I mean antes.
yeah but when your a pro at poker after all those mice are crafty players the moose are just the high rollers.
As tall as they are they have to be.
they wast alot escpically when they are lossing they just throw more money in to the pot and rase there antlers. i mean anties
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i have a huge headeach right now f*ck!!!!!
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
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I hear they require high antlers, I mean antes.
yeah but when your a pro at poker after all those mice are crafty players the moose are just the high rollers.
As tall as they are they have to be.
they wast alot escpically when they are lossing they just throw more money in to the pot and rase there antlers. i mean anties
What do their uncles say about that?
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targetman377 wrote:i have a huge headeach right now f*ck!!!!!
Each of your heads are huge?
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Part 4 of what happened to auto: he was abducted by an alien race that had forgotten the joys of intercourse and needed him to reteach them how.
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jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:


I hear they require high antlers, I mean antes.
yeah but when your a pro at poker after all those mice are crafty players the moose are just the high rollers.
As tall as they are they have to be.
they wast alot escpically when they are lossing they just throw more money in to the pot and rase there antlers. i mean anties
What do their uncles say about that?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: nothing much, they do not know.
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Someone wanna put my socks on my feetsies?
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Army of GOD wrote:Someone wanna put my socks on my feetsies?
ahhhh no
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jones, I have a very personal question. I hate me for forcing myself to ask it, but I just have to. If you don't want to answer it, I understand. And the others that read this thread, I really would like you not to click on the spoiler...it's personal to jones.
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elub
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eflub orange
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Army of GOD wrote:jones, I have a very personal question. I hate me for forcing myself to ask it, but I just have to. If you don't want to answer it, I understand. And the others that read this thread, I really would like you not to click on the spoiler...it's personal to jones.
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I fucking hate basketball!

It fucking inflates everyone's ego (except mine..hahaha) so everyone thinks they're God at it. I just played against a guy who's on my school's actual basketball team, and he thought he was fucking LeBron James even though I totally shut him down when he was on offense, and then he body checks me when I go up for a shot.

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Army of GOD wrote:I fucking hate basketball!

It fucking inflates everyone's ego (except mine..hahaha) so everyone thinks they're God at it. I just played against a guy who's on my school's actual basketball team, and he thought he was fucking LeBron James even though I totally shut him down when he was on offense, and then he body checks me when I go up for a shot.

aw;eora;oeirja;eorija;eworawer
...I'm gonna start a therapy thread.
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The only time I ever get angry is through sports...which are my favorite thing in the world. Haha
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Victor Sullivan wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I fucking hate basketball!

It fucking inflates everyone's ego (except mine..hahaha) so everyone thinks they're God at it. I just played against a guy who's on my school's actual basketball team, and he thought he was fucking LeBron James even though I totally shut him down when he was on offense, and then he body checks me when I go up for a shot.

aw;eora;oeirja;eorija;eworawer
...I'm gonna start a therapy thread.
there not enough months in armys life of therapy that would fix him
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Army of GOD wrote:I fucking hate basketball!

It fucking inflates everyone's ego (except mine..hahaha) so everyone thinks they're God at it. I just played against a guy who's on my school's actual basketball team, and he thought he was fucking LeBron James even though I totally shut him down when he was on offense, and then he body checks me when I go up for a shot.

aw;eora;oeirja;eorija;eworawer
I don't think I'm LeBron. I think I'm Michael Jordan.
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Army of GOD wrote:The only time I ever get angry is through sports...which are my favorite thing in the world. Haha
Its a double edge sword.
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strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I fucking hate basketball!

It fucking inflates everyone's ego (except mine..hahaha) so everyone thinks they're God at it. I just played against a guy who's on my school's actual basketball team, and he thought he was fucking LeBron James even though I totally shut him down when he was on offense, and then he body checks me when I go up for a shot.

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Can I be Rodman?
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Army of GOD wrote:Can I be Rodman?
No, you're Jimmer Freddete (look it up),
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I fucking hate basketball!

It fucking inflates everyone's ego (except mine..hahaha) so everyone thinks they're God at it. I just played against a guy who's on my school's actual basketball team, and he thought he was fucking LeBron James even though I totally shut him down when he was on offense, and then he body checks me when I go up for a shot.

aw;eora;oeirja;eorija;eworawer
I don't think I'm LeBron. I think I'm Michael Jordan.
No, you're Scotty Pippen. I'm Michael Jordan.
No you're Larry Bird. I'm MJ
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Army of GOD wrote:Can I be Rodman?
Sorry Target's Rodman. But you're Magic Johnson.
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On another note. Jonesy is Kareem-Abdul Jabbar
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