My plan to avoid nuclear holocaust and massive US debt

[Army of GOD]

Move to Greenland.










Who's with me?!

[khazalid]

those in the know are heading for alaska. that'll be the first thing the russians take back

[mviola]

But Greenland is where the Danes and Germans are going. Do we even want to deal with them? I say we build gigantic submarines like in the movie 2012.

[Army of GOD]

those in the know are heading for alaska. that'll be the first thing the russians take back

Not bad, but still in US territory, so I'm gonna stay away from it.

But Greenland is where the Danes and Germans are going. Do we even want to deal with them? I say we build gigantic submarines like in the movie 2012.

I don't like it...who knows how many nuclear submarines there are going to be?






My actual retirement plan involves living in the African Savannah, but I'm afraid that's gonna be a warzone (1984).

[CreepersWiener]

To avoid Nuclear Holocaust in the United States, you must move to the Hopi Reservation. They already have a prophecy about it, where Hopiland will be the only place safe in the whole country.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Nonono.

The only way to avoid nuclear holocaust is to move to Australia.

Seriously, no one cares enough about Australia to bomb it.

Or i guess New Zeeland, but that'd be kind of weird.

[BigBallinStalin]

Australia provides China plenty of resources... BOMBED.

Greenland's too cold, and just lame if AoG is going.

BEST BET: Nice island in Micronesia

[PLAYER57832]

But Greenland is where the Danes and Germans are going. Do we even want to deal with them? I say we build gigantic submarines like in the movie 2012.

Bah, they left Greenland a long time ago.

Me? I'm saving up to live on that ship that offers year-round residence while sailing.

[Army of GOD]

To avoid Nuclear Holocaust in the United States, you must move to the Hopi Reservation. They already have a prophecy about it, where Hopiland will be the only place safe in the whole country.

And then after the Holocaust the entire country is destroyed and you're surrounded by an infinite amount of radiation AND THEN you realize you owe the world 5 google dollars...no...

Nonono.

The only way to avoid nuclear holocaust is to move to Australia.

Seriously, no one cares enough about Australia to bomb it.

Or i guess New Zeeland, but that'd be kind of weird.

Both too populated. They gonna get nuked!

Australia provides China plenty of resources... BOMBED.

Greenland's too cold, and just lame if AoG is going.

BEST BET: Nice island in Micronesia

You're cold and lame! Micronesia isn't bad though.

[BigBallinStalin]

Sandy beaches, fine women... or men for AoG according to saxi-sources.

What could be better in such holocaustic times?

[InkL0sed]

There's just one problem with your plan...

Tsunamis.

[Deepanshu]

There's just one problem with your plan...

[jay_a2j]

In the event of a nuclear holocaust you will find me driving as fast as I can to the "next ground zero" closest to me.

[BigBallinStalin]

There's just one problem with your plan...

Tsunamis.

Mountains beat Tsunamis---I WIN!