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Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:26 pm

No, actually. What is that word..."sarcasim"?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:44 pm

I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:20 am

strike wolf wrote:I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.

Yeah, but how did the game go?

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:28 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.
Yeah, but how did the game go?

The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:00 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.
Yeah, but how did the game go?
The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?

this post get my official seal of approval!

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:33 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote: sounds like a great game
You have no idea...
you herd of sarcasim

**Watches a herd of sarcasim rumble across the plains. Munches on a banana**

--Andy

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:02 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.
Yeah, but how did the game go?
The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?

I knew I shouldn't have put target in charge of hiding my personal information. I knew he would screw up but he seemed so eager to prove himself...

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:06 pm

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.
Yeah, but how did the game go?
The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?
I knew I shouldn't have put target in charge of hiding my personal information. I knew he would screw up but he seemed so eager to prove himself...

Nah, I hacked the system.

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:05 pm

Army of GOD wrote:1. Marry prostitute
2. Get STD
3. Make child
4. Kill wife
5. Repeat

So you get a different STD each time? Seems like you'd die before too long...

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:16 pm

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.
Yeah, but how did the game go?
The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?
I knew I shouldn't have put target in charge of hiding my personal information. I knew he would screw up but he seemed so eager to prove himself...

Hey i did not screw up The world is a big place and there are lots of Georgia's out there and dont worry the place you really live is still top secret.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:17 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.
Yeah, but how did the game go?
The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?
I knew I shouldn't have put target in charge of hiding my personal information. I knew he would screw up but he seemed so eager to prove himself...
Nah, I hacked the system.

sorry to burst your bubble that was a decoy list

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:27 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I did it in this order:

1. Marry shopkeeper
2. Get cheap items
3. Kill towns people
4. Have sex
5. make child
6. Hire prostitute
7. show prostitute to wife
8. Kill prostitute
9. Kill wife
10. Kill anyone who tries to arrest me.
Yeah, but how did the game go?
The wife tried to kill him instead. Why do you think he's in Georgia right now?
I knew I shouldn't have put target in charge of hiding my personal information. I knew he would screw up but he seemed so eager to prove himself...
Nah, I hacked the system.

exactly I shouldn't have been in the system.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:39 pm

Well, got back to watching One Piece after 2 years. Stopped watching it in the middle of the Brooks part where they are on that huge zombie ship.

areyouincahoots · Post by **areyouincahoots** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:59 pm

Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:01 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

Oh, thanks =(

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:30 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

YEAH!!!!!!!
how is it going arey?????

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:30 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.
Oh, thanks =(

shoe shoe little noob noob

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:37 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

Holy crap cahoots! Long time no see!

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:43 pm

I guess I'm going to go kill myself because cahoots hates me.

*drinks poison*

[My last words]

Tell target...

...*dying cough*...

...I never liked him *DEAD*

X(

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:44 pm

Yay! Pinata time!
Join in, cahoots. First we stuff him full of past-its-sel-by-date candy...

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:00 am

Tie a strand of barbed wire to him...

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:07 am

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:50 am

areyouincahoots wrote:Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

Holy crap it's cahoots.

I'm great. how have you been?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:06 am

areyouincahoots wrote:Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.

Speaking of games, weren't we supposed to have a game way back when?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:08 am

targetman377 wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:Hello, everyone.

Strike...I cannot believe that you're still around. That's wonderful. How are you?
Someone invited me to a game, and CC sent me an email, so here I am.
YEAH!!!!!!!
how is it going arey?????

Target stop embarassing me in front of cahoots.

*walks into next room before everyone wonders why I'm wearing a tie and holding a bouquet of flowers.*

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