Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

[BoganGod]

Is 42 really the answer, and if so. Why?

[trapyoung]

What's your favorite variation of your name? Is it saxi because it's close to sexy? I'm not attracted to you.

[ManBungalow]

On a scale of one to nine-thousand, how honestly are you answering these questions (on average) ?

[Gold Knight]

Do you think you're next forum ban will be self-determined or from the higher ups?

[army of nobunaga]

w-h-a-t a-m- i h-o-l-d-i-n-g i-n m-y l-e-f-t h-a-n-d????

[AndyDufresne]

What public-serving roles have you undertaken on Conquer Club? I'm familiar with your 'Unofficial CC Happiness Ombudsman' --- but I know I'm missing a few others. Could you also describe these roles for the uninformed?


--Andy

[Victor Sullivan]

How old are you? What's the craziest thing that's happened to you on CC? Why the name saxitoxin? I'm jammin' to the "Samba de Amigo" theme song (Samba de Janeiro), what's your favorite theme song? Who is your favorite historical figure (besides yourself, of course)? What would be your favorite question to be asked to you? Would you answer it?

[The Bison King]

Where were you when I was growing up? Dad?

[Victor Sullivan]

Is that you on your avatar? Or is it who you pretend to be...?

[nietzsche]

saxi, which model will be your next iPhone?

also

is your mission in Mexico to create a revolution of workers in the Tecate plant?

[Victor Sullivan]

If you could put anything into a box to use it whenever you want (no matter how abstract or physically impossible), what would you choose?

[TheSaxlad]

Saxi,Saxy or Saxie?

[Victor Sullivan]

If I kicked you in the shins, how would you respond?

[jefjef]

Which CC persona would you choose to be interviewed? Why?

[The Bison King]

Whose Avatar is or was your favorite. Be honest.

[Phatscotty]

Did you get a chance to see Watchmen?

[JoshyBoy]

Who is responsible for global warming?
Was Obama really a good choice of president?
Why does someone die every second of every day?
Why are you being interviewed?
Why do we exist?
Do you have a life outside of CC?
How can we all learn to be like you?

[Beckytheblondie]

Big government, small government or a sack of potatoes?

[theherkman]

Why does someone die every second of every day?

Because PBO (President Barack Obama pronounced P-BOW) is president...

[saxitoxin]

Hey, gang, ol' Saxi here! A little birdie just told me I'm being I-Viewed for the Newsletter! Super excited at the chance to jawbone with the editors and readers.

Interviewing players sounds like a great idea and I'm honoured to be chosen to kick-off this feature! Hoping it becomes a regular thing and others get the chance to be I-Viewed too, and not just ol' Sax. Now let's kick this off with some great questions! No need to raise your hand, just shout 'em out! This is just an ol-fashioned jam session - SAXI STYLE! Ask away - nothing's off limits!*

Celebrate Rainbows & Sunshine!
- Saxi!
Unofficial CC Happiness Ombudsman


* ANY attempt to ask me an off-limits question will result in an immediate C&A report to the Value Mods for FLAMING and BAITING. NO EXCEPTIONS. AOG just got a ban for trying these shenanigans. That's the haps when you mess with ol' Sax!

[targetman377]

if you could interview targeman377 what would you ask him?

[theherkman]

What do you think about AOG's ban?

[john9blue]

if you could get john9blue to ask you one question for this interview, what would that question be and how would you respond?

[Zemljanin]

What do you think:
Will Republicans succeed* in selling out the country? If they do, what will be the consequences?

* There might be some resistance

[Victor Sullivan]

Have you even read the Dispatch before?