Funny Demotivational Posters

[JoshyBoy]

That "girl" who is away to raise her Puma top... has a bulge.

[keiths31]

This photo was taken today by me at a KFC in my hometown.



Tried my hand at the poster...

[clapper011]

[The Bison King]

This one is already in this thread, and is it just me or does the male stripper on the right look like Freddie Mercury?

Not really, he would need a pretty serious mustache before he could be considered for Freddy Mercury look alike.

[ViperOverLord]

[theherkman]

[clapper011]

[notyou2]

This was a good thread until the alleged dipshits started posting political crap in it.

Post the political crap in your pants where you will enjoy it more.

[Iliad]

For f*ck's sake Viper: make another thread for political cartoons and post it there. Don't fucking ruin a funny thread.
Yeah it's that fucking annoying.

[Phatscotty]

I thought they were hilarious. You guys need to make your humor more "diverse"...or else.....it will be really really bad.

[jefjef]

Does this mean we can start posting nipples again?

[The Bison King]

I thought they were hilarious. You guys need to make your humor more "diverse"...or else.....it will be really really bad.

They're only funny if you agree.

[denominator]

I thought they were hilarious. You guys need to make your humor more "diverse"...or else.....it will be really really bad.

They're only funny if you agree.

And even then, not really.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

I thought they were hilarious. You guys need to make your humor more "diverse"...or else.....it will be really really bad.

They're only funny if you agree.

And even then, not really.

QFT. There's a time and place for politics.

-Tails

[ViperOverLord]

For f*ck's sake Viper: make another thread for political cartoons and post it there. Don't fucking ruin a funny thread.
Yeah it's that fucking annoying.

When have you ever replied to one of my posts and not annoyed the f*ck out of me? You can pretend to be taking some sort of high ground, but I see where you're heading with this.

[Iliad]

For f*ck's sake Viper: make another thread for political cartoons and post it there. Don't fucking ruin a funny thread.
Yeah it's that fucking annoying.

When have you ever not annoyed the f*ck out of me? You think your on some sort of high ground but I see where you're going with this.

When you haven't been fucking annoying. Notice I don't usually act like this against others: that's because they usually don't piss me off like this.

Also do you ever wonder why people are pissed at you, or do you just go into deep denial mode? I'm angry because I've already several times this thread to keep the political posters out of this thread and start a new thread for them if you want to. And you and phatscotty have ignored it.

The reason I'm asking this is a) They are not the same kind of humour and do not belong b) They are only targeted at those who agree with that political opinion and piss off who don't c) Most of the time they're not even humour but simply an attack on the other political side and therefore not humour but political commentary.

Which you can post, but don't post it in this thread, because this thread is for entertainment you troll.

[ViperOverLord]

^^^
Have I ever wondered why others like you are 'pissed' at me? Not really. I realize that there are plenty of other uptight/irrational people like you on here. I also understand how those types get a pack rat mentality. It always is the same culprits b*tching and stirring sh*t up against the same people that they don't like. I am not going to waste time with mindless appeasement just because you are willing to constantly (and falsely) deem me a troll, while regularly overlooking the overt acts of trollery by people you get along with. You make this personal and its not even a a matter of principle for you. I find that to be hypocritical if not despicable quite frankly.

And BTW, I did post entertaining DMPs. You (and your friends) are the one being your typical 'troll' self(s). How about you be tolerant of other people's outlooks and stop being so f'ing 'annoying' yourself(s). BTW - I said my point(s), you said your talking point(s). You and I both want a fluid DMP thread (as you said) so don't be a hypocrite and carry this on any further in this thread. Go ahead and start another 'I hate VOL' thread if you must. But in the meantime, back to the DMPs without any further interruptions.

[Iliad]

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Have I ever wondered why others like you are 'pissed' at me? Not really. I realize that there are plenty of other uptight/irrational people like you on here. I also understand how those types get a pack rat mentality (It always is the same culprits b*tching and stirring sh*t up) against people they don't like. I am not going to waste time with mindless appeasement just because you are willing to constantly (and falsely) deem me a troll, while regularly overlooking the overt acts of trollery by people you get along with. You make this personal and its not even a a matter of principle. I find that to be hypocritical if not despicable quite frankly.

Well you should think about it. Reading people's post to see why they are pissed would help, instead of skimming. For instance: I am pissed at you because you kept on posting political crap in this thread and didn't give a shit about anyone else's opinion who asked you to stop and now (surprise) they are pissed at you for continuing.Also considering what other people ask you to do is not mindless appeasing it's just getting on with people.

I guess the short version is that you should realise that the common factor is you and you should think what other people are specifically sayinginstead of creating huge conspiracies in your mind.

And BTW, I did post entertaining DMPs. You (and your friends) are the one being your typical 'troll' self(s). How about you be tolerant of other people's outlooks and stop being so f'ing 'annoying' yourself(s). BTW - I said my point(s), you said your talking point(s). You and I both want a fluid DMP thread (as you said) so don't be a hypocrite and carry this on further in this thread. Go ahead and start another I hate VOL thread if you must. But in the meantime, back to the DMPs without any further interruptions.

Wow: you didn't even read my post did you? You skimmed it, read from it what you wanted to read and posted on the attack. I posted why the political posters are not the same as demotivational posters. In case you can't be bothered seeing what the opinion of the person who you're arguing, here's it again: the political posters aren't aimed at humour but at attacking the other political side, therefore it will piss off the rest of us who came here to find pictures of cats with amusing captions.
If you want to keep posting political crap, make your own thread for it.

Also: tolerant outlook doesn't mean let you do whatever you want to do without complaint. It sucks I know and would be nicer if other people didn't have opinions.

[ViperOverLord]

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QFT - You complain about how the continuity of the thread is f'd up for you and (supposedly others) and then you go on and post some long winded whining after we've both said our peace? I told you to start a thread if you want to engage in this nonsense (or pm for all I care).

I get your superficial excuse of not liking the political DMPs - But I'm not going to cave to you b*tching. People enjoyed my DMPs and just because you didn't that's your deal. The title of the thread is not Non-Political Demotivational Posters, but you want to be arrogant about it and pretend that it is. Trust me, if Bert, Earnie, Elmo or Simmons or whoever posted a DMP about Bush, you wouldn't be all unhinged, in their grill, talking about all the people getting annoyed. It's not a conspiracy theory. It's reality. Don't try to make me look like some sort of whack job dude. I get reality and I get what you're doing. Now go troll somewhere else.

This is the last I'll be talking about this here. Unlike you, I do want to see DMPs and want to respect the point of the thread. So post a rebuttal if you must, but do it knowing that I won't engage any further in this derailment that you started.

[Kalano Sanchin]

Lets not get into an argument on the internet here...

[Pedronicus]

I am another person who thinks that the political posters are not funny.

[jbrettlip]

Can we have less pictures of scantily clad girls? They might not be appropriate for this website, and others may not find them attractive/funny. What is wrong with you guys? I could swear there were some George Bush ones in here, along with some Obama ones pages ago. If they aren't funny to you, it doesn't mean they aren't funny to someone. Hell we had a 3 page debate to find a CAT in one picture. THAT was a waste of everyone's time.

[greenoaks]

Can we have less pictures of scantily clad girls? They might not be appropriate for this website, and others may not find them attractive/funny. What is wrong with you guys? I could swear there were some George Bush ones in here, along with some Obama ones pages ago. If they aren't funny to you, it doesn't mean they aren't funny to someone. Hell we had a 3 page debate to find a CAT in one picture. THAT was a waste of everyone's time.

and once i saw the cat i didn't freak out or whatever it said i would

plus it encouraged people to search for it, that is not very demotivational

[jonesthecurl]

I am another person who thinks that the political posters are not funny.

+another 1.

[BigBallinStalin]

Yeah, PM'ing would've been the smooth move on that one...

<Pulls up suspenders, rocks back on feet> ANyway... I'll just leave these here...