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RustyMonkey
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How can I get a job euthanizing animals?

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I am really wanting to enter into the euthanasia field. I would be hoping to seek out a job euthanizing hospital patients, but that currently isn't legal in the U.S.

I am hoping someone here on CC can provide me insight into how to get into perform euthanasia on pets, and hopefully can provide a route that will allow me to move to hospital euthanasia if it is ever legalized.

If it makes any difference, I have a small amount of experience in euthanasia already. Is there a training program anywhere?
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Wouldn't a vet be the best place to start? They have to euthanise pets all the time
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Is there a way to do it without all the training? It's not hard to euthanize a small animal.
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RustyMonkey wrote: Is there a training program anywhere?



RustyMonkey wrote:Is there a way to do it without all the training? It's not hard to euthanize a small animal.


So do you want training or not?
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I don't feel like I should need training to euthanize an animal. I don't want be a vet and help animals.
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So I'm guessing you're not going to pursue that PHD in political science after all?
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Re: How can I get a job euthanizing animals?

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I'm looking for a side job here, not a full life long career.
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A friend of mine, used to work euthanizing animals. He did a 10-month Veterinary Assistant program at a local college.

Apparently euthanol, in small doses, can be an interesting buzz.
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There's lot's of way's to do it. I suggest bricks.
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RustyMonkey wrote:I am really wanting to enter into the euthanasia field. I would be hoping to seek out a job euthanizing hospital patients, but that currently isn't legal in the U.S.

I am hoping someone here on CC can provide me insight into how to get into perform euthanasia on pets, and hopefully can provide a route that will allow me to move to hospital euthanasia if it is ever legalized.

If it makes any difference, I have a small amount of experience in euthanasia already. Is there a training program anywhere?

Try the serial killer anonymous website. They probably know a few places
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I suggest practising on yourself first.
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jonesthecurl wrote:I suggest practising on yourself first.


I agree, you are a sick f*ck, and I urge you to seek psychiatric help.
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RustyMonkey wrote:I am really wanting to enter into the euthanasia field. I would be hoping to seek out a job euthanizing hospital patients, but that currently isn't legal in the U.S.

I am hoping someone here on CC can provide me insight into how to get into perform euthanasia on pets, and hopefully can provide a route that will allow me to move to hospital euthanasia if it is ever legalized.

If it makes any difference, I have a small amount of experience in euthanasia already. Is there a training program anywhere?

There are a few programs to teach you to be a hunting guide. Would that qualify?
No?

Then you might try apprenticing.. er volunteering at your local animal shelter.
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RustyMonkey wrote:Is there a way to do it without all the training? It's not hard to euthanize a small animal.



It's called using a .22 rifle
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RustyMonkey wrote:I am really wanting to enter into the euthanasia field. I would be hoping to seek out a job euthanizing hospital patients, but that currently isn't legal in the U.S.

I am hoping someone here on CC can provide me insight into how to get into perform euthanasia on pets...


Why?
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